Rubbish

Dear bully.

2012-02-19T03:39:00.001Z

We had a very serious talk about bullying earlier this week, apparently there is bullying going on in our class...
"Our class" is a first year class in Swansea Metropolitan UNIVERSITY.
The after-school-thing I worked at last year did that. They were 6-9 years old.
How can 18+ year old people be so incredibly pathetic and actually bully someone?
Why would you deliberately try and exclude someone? If you don't like someone, then you should have the fucking balls to tell them?
Why would you deliberately try and make them feel like shit? Does that make you feel stronger? More powerful? Do you get off from it?
I can honestly say that I strongly hate, no, loathe, bullies.

Do you know what the person you abuse is left with?
They are left feeling unimportant. They are left feeling sick and sad. Why would anyone care about what they think and feel? "I'm ugly!", "Why would I trust them? Maybe they turn out to use this against me!" They are left feeling scared, hurt and feeling alone. Bitter and angry.

If this makes you feel you have power, then you are the lowest of the low.

You fucking douchebag. I sincerely hope to God you get karmic justice you slimy piece of shit. I sincerely hope you fucking do.
This is to you from me.
You deserve to be run over by a car. You deserve to rot in a basement for years and years to come. You deserve to feel every emotion the one you bullied felt, only 10 times worse. You deserve to struggle with mental problems, like loads of victims do. You deserve to rot in loneliness and fucking despair.

Fuck you. Really. FUCK you.
Pathetic piece of shit.

Sincerely,
Maria.

The adventures of emperor Tedward McBearington III.

2012-02-08T02:51:00.000Z

Once upon a time there was a bear. One day he was deported from China, where he ruled in the factory he was made. This made McBearington III sad. But then he was bought by a fair maiden.

This made McBearington III happy. Look how happy he is! The fair maiden took a liking to the bear, and soon they did everything together.

They went shopping together...

.. They discussed the shopping list together...

... They even withdrew cash together!

Then one day they decided to have a meal together on McDonald's, because Tedward wanted to show her how grateful he was.

He was very hungry.

He ate ALL the food, because he was a very good bear who always ate up his food.

But this disgusted the fair maiden, so she left. That made Tedward sad. So he sat down on a bench and started abusing drugs. He abused and abused until one day, she came back!

They were happy again! They went on a holiday together. To Swansea!

They cuddled by a church.

Then they cuddled some more, because bears love to cuddle. That is the no. 1 thing bears like to do. Tied with eating honey.

They went back to the girl's lodge in the magical forest.

Then they watched a magical film about a magical unicorn on her magical stone...

And then they cuddled some more! Tedward was so happy!


And then the fair maiden kissed Tedward! Tedward was so happy! ...But then he felt weird! Something started happening! Suddenly his skin turned to paper! And his hands were tied up with tape! The fair maiden had tricked him, and now he was turning into a paper-rock! That made Tedward sad.

Now Tedward was a paper-stone. He no longer felt sad or happy. He was just there. And he would be there in the fair maiden's lodge in the magical forest until she decided to move him.

The End.

BACKGROUND STORY TIME!
Cira and I (Cira is the girl in the photos) bought this for our friend Kayleigh for her birthday, because it was so hilariously huge and soft and cuddly. And then we went around in town with it. We soon realised we were causing quite a lot of attention around ourselves, so we decided to drag it a little bit further. Which was fun. So we ended up doing all of the above!

Below is a picture of the background story of emperor Tedward McBearington III. Enjoy!

If it's hard to read because of shitty picture quality then give me a shout. It should be fine though.

Oh Swansea.

2012-02-02T17:33:00.000Z

It's quite easy to see that Swansea people needs a little extra to understand what a dog taking a shit look like.

Bless them.

I just love that they actually made an image of a dog taking a dump and put it on a sign. It's just fantastic!

(Patronising the people of the country you live in = insta win. :P)

Tuesday

2012-01-31T20:45:00.000Z

This is a Tuesday. So far we've had a bomb threat here in Swansea, and a guy I was scout with died last night.
It's terrible!
I imagine this week will be extremely good...

Well. So there's that.

Here is a picture of my foot. You are welcome.
...You've probably seen this before...
I know, it's amazing.

Anyway, last day of the month now, wonder what sort of mischief I should get up to today... Not much I'm guessing. I'm just that fun! (cough)
Yesterday we made D&D characters (Dungeons & Dragons) and started playing the game slightly. I'm the DM (Dungeon Master. The boss. The layer of the land. The God. The supreme overlord. The master. The.. Yeah, the creator.) and I've never DM'd before. So that's interesting. I hope they will be pleased with it in its simplicity. I made a map...
Actually, no. I made two maps. And I think I spent more time making those than actually planning out the game.
Which is bad.
I know what will happen in certain places, but I have literally no idea what puzzles I will put in there.
Well. I should get crackin'.

Social Darwinism is fun.

I miss summer. This eternal autumn is getting dreary and mundane. Or winter. But mostly summer. I want to go swimming and stay under water for 99,99% of the time!
I want to go scuba-diving again! I've not done that since Egypt, which was... Some years ago... I don't remember....
All the pictures from that trip is now on my hard-drive... That died.. Anyone know a good technician who is an expert of saving content from external hard-drives?
Anyone?
...Anyone...?
I will pay big money to the one who do!
MONEH I SAY!
Anyway, there's that.
I think I've written too much now... BYE!

VICTORY

2012-01-31T16:43:00.002Z

BOOYAH! We did it!
YOU DID IT!
WOOOH!....
We won. There, I said it.
Congratulumafations.

[Insert cliché title here]

2012-01-30T13:16:00.000Z

I have a confession to make.
Every month (since I found out about the page-view thing) I have a small competition with myself to see if we can beat the monthly page-view.
This has worked to some extent. Somehow. Nearly. A little bit.
OK it actually did work.
Ever since I decided to copy my good friend @sciurusaurus on Twitter and spam my blog on there, it's shot through the roof! FOLLOW HIM! HE'S AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS! ...
I need to get a rude/douchebag jar as soon as overly possible.
Fine, OK, Through the roof is relative. But it did compared to what it used to be.

I'm a sad person.

Fun picture that ... Yes. Twitter was involved with that as well. 99,99% of all the pictures I use on here has been on Twitter at some point, I'm guessing.. So apologies for that.
Well good one!
Cheerio old bean!

Pink sheep.

2012-01-28T23:42:00.000Z

This just blew my mind.
We found 1 single sheep on our Atlantis-mountain city-Eden-lair server, but I've never seen one again after that. And now, I randomly go into my single-player world, my "Explode a mountain" world, where I don't build anything, I just stack a mountain of TNT and set it off, I find 3! I found 3 naturally spawned pink sheep in my rubbish trash world! How cool is that! I did spawn a million mooshrooms, so I spent a bit of time killing them... But I must state that, even though this might sound suspicious with the new egg-things Mojang inserted, I DID NOT SPAWN ANY SHEEP. Just the Mooshrooms. I just found this a hilariously awesome coincidence. 3 pink sheep in a very close proximity! And here they are!

Oh, And I also didn't breed anyone. I will though. Maybe. If I'm fussed. BUT LOOK HOW COOL THEY ARE!! :D
Apparently their spawning rate is 0.164%
Ha.
Awesome.

Cars with worry-worthy stickers.

2012-01-28T13:01:00.002Z

So... I found this in the car park (happy, Stephen? :P Thanks, also.) the other day....
I'm not sure whether I should call the police or the nearest orphanage....

I'm not really sure if I need to comment on this.

On another note: I'm sick! Feel sorry for me! :P

Musical Miscommunication.

2012-01-25T11:22:00.000Z

I don't see the ... How do I put this delicately... I don't see how people can enjoy the shit that they call "Techno" in this day and age. All I hear is the same tone beeping over and over again throughout the song! How is that pretty!? How?? TELL ME HOW!? Blehr. Nope.
Then again, Bach quickly gets slightly boring as well.
It's hard to please everyone.
*Sigh*

The guy above me REALLY enjoys stomping.
There is also a person in my halls which is really easy to tell is awake by the ... slamming of doors... It's unreal how much this person actually slams his/her doors!
Rant over.

"Super"man.

2012-01-24T14:27:00.001Z

A friend of mine, Carina, showed me this:
http://superdickery.com/
I love her for showing me that.
This is a site dedicated to the douchebaggery of Superman.
Now, how epic is that!
I love it! I notice that I feel particularly affectionate towards whoever made this site.

... I also made a tiny little tribute with this picture I've used before... Slightly modified this time, though.

Click here if you're interested in reading the previous Superman rant!
It is very very ranty.

WTB creativity (Not like the previously mentioned creativity, the cool kind.)

2012-01-24T09:06:00.002Z

It's kind of hard to make up new shit all the time. I am fucking useless in the performing arts shite we're doing nowadays.

Random Teacher Person: "Any ideas?"
*The whole class but me put their hand up in the air and certain others starts telling us about it even though the teacher clearly wanted us to shut up until told otherwise*
Me: "I'll just stand here in this corner wearing this Jumbo hat."
*Puts on Jumbo hat*

Yes. That is basically every class. My creativity has hit a dry spot.

I did however turn out to be the class hero (that may be a self-proclaimed title.) and close a window where I had to climb up on a desk and then on top of a wardrobe and then again over a little ledge. My hands got dirty. I don't think people tend to hang out up there any more. They really should get a ladder for it. Maybe more people would go up there then. And the cleaning-ladies could clean up that dreadful mess they left behind there.

Yay, pretty leaves.
Hmmm, what else to say...

Doom.
Doom is always cool.

Oh, and make me a king, please! I really would like that. They always look like they have so much fun! Like standing on a veranda waving like a git, whilst planning to take over Sweden and Denmark while they are sleeping, forcing THEIR kings again to sign an agreement where they give all their stuff to me and power and might and all that lovely crap. And THEN proceed to Finland and Russia. Maybe make Russia believe we want to... Actually. I may have to wait a little bit with Russia. It's quite a big country...
This is all strictly theoretical of course...
No matter!
I will have to go to class now, and put on my Jumbo hat.
L8er g8er....
My soul just died a little.

Artsy fartsy stuff

2012-01-18T02:41:00.000Z

I got bored in class, but decided that I should post this to show I too, have a lame, sappy, wannabe-poetic side to things.
It's proper bad. I'll warn you now: You can still stop reading and closing down the browser!
OK. Here we go:

On the brighter side of things,

when the little sparrow flew for the first time,

the pride of the moment made the sun shine a little brighter right there and then.

And then there was a nuclear war and the world ended.

The End

Obviously.

It's not like the bird would survive or anything.

Jeez.

What do you really think!

Toxic areas you can't even come close to without getting poisoned with radioactive shite.

No way!

That's the end, that.

Congratulations.

You managed to ruin a whole planet.

I hope you're happy.

That's it.
I decided to leave out a super-depressing one about forgotten-ness and oblivion and shit, because it was just too emo to be funny. So yeah. I'm a closet emo.

You know my dark deep secret.
I need to find some spray-on hair colour and colour my hair black and buy razor blades and shit

Getting lost.

2012-01-17T01:21:00.000Z

Getting lost on YouTube is an art form. Or it should be. It could be.
I found an amazing song by Donovan by exactly doing that: getting lost on YouTube.

Listen! You know you want to!

Anyway, these past days have been slightly lonely, but not too lonely. I kinda enjoyed this loneliness. Not really loneliness when you enjoy it though, is it. I was just anti-social.
Yaaaay.
...I forgot why I mentioned that now...
Yay for pointless notations!

I should also practice the homework we've been given: know a huge excerpt from some play of a sort by Friday. I can already tell that this particular class will be my Achilles heel. But no matter, I can just take an arrow to the knee and never worry about it ever again.
Did you like my Skyrim joke?
Hah, I don't even play Skyrim!

I need to get a life. Right now.

Aaaanyway, I've been absolutely obsessed with a new series called Sherlock. I LOVE THAT MAN, AND I WANT HIS BRAIN.
Seriously.
Transplant it into my head NAO PLOX.
I would kill to be that clever. I mean murder brutally.

Not really. I may have just been slightly over-eager. As you get sometimes.
I want a violin.
A proper nice one. I must admit, Sherlock inspired me a little bit on the drooling-on-violins, but I have wanted to learn to play one since I were a smaller Maria. A tiny one.
A freakishly small one, actually.
Jesus.
Actually drooling on violins sounds extremely nasty. Imagine someone playing on it after? Ew.
That is simply just too nasty and one should abandon this idea sporadically.
It's not like the saxophone where you can pour the Nasty back out. You have to wait till it dries!
Ew.

Right, so that was that. Brain candy, much?
I wish!

Friday the 13th.

2012-01-13T22:55:00.001Z

For Friday the 13th, I've not had much bad luck.
Apart from broken friendships and a computer program not working and such.

Got to love drama, eh...

Have helped two friends move houses today and yesterday. I am really happy that one of them moved as she lived in a really mouldy house. So I'm really glad she got out of there. I met her mother as well! And she could talk! That was hilarious. She was a nice woman though.

But. Being at both sides of the drama, I hear things. I wish they didn't get to me but they do. Because when I compare what the person said to me and what they said the person said to them, it doesn't add up. So either we are dealing with a big fat liar or... another liar.
Well actually one of the people could have forgotten stuff, to be fair, but doubt has been sown. Plus I already had my doubts. It is slightly sad that it's gotten this far. Actually doubting the honesty of some of your friends.
So whatever the outcome is, it won't be good... Yay I love drama that evolves.

Enough about that now.

Look! A cityscape!
I like that blue colour. Swansea is beautiful at night!
Really is.
Yes.

Oh, watched a theatre piece last night, called Project Sense, it was quite good! The start freaked me out quite good. There was a lady walking like a ballet dancer, and all the time looked like she would stand on her toes! I was thinking "OMG PLEASE DON'T! NO PLEASE DEAR GOD, PLEASE DON'T DO IT!" all the way through that. She didn't walk like that all the time, thank Christ, but it was really good.
Weird, but good.

Evjul.

2012-01-13T01:22:00.001Z

We discussed "evil" today in Contextual studies.
I found this really interesting, as everyone have a different opinion on what it is.
We were shown a clip from Batman where the Joker were the victim and Batman was the 'evil' one. That was fun.
And also of actors who were playing Iago from the play Othello, where they had to justify his opinion to be able to be the character better. It's quite clear that Shakespeare used to be a highly intelligent man. What Iago said (from an excerpt from the play) was extremely clever. I can't remember exactly what he said, but he basically called the human race evil and said "yeah, I don't fear Hell, so go right ahead and send me there, God, old man!". Which is.. Myes.
It was quite easy to agree with some of the things he said. They were formulated very well.
But it is probably easier to agree with a charismatic manipulator because of the very careful and calculated formulation, anyway, so hopefully I wasn't the only one agreeing.
I really liked this class, today. We discussed a lot, like if it was OK to be a paedophile "in your mind" even if you're not acting upon it.
I do like that people seem to think that revenge is OK if you only justify it enough. If someone "killed your family" or something, yes, of course you will want to do terrible things to the killer, but it still doesn't make it less "evil" to want the revenge. Actually, can we say that "rage" is evil?
Seeing as when we're enraged we tend to do the most cruel of things, don't we.
Amusing, this so called evil, isn't it!
And so fascinating to just hear peoples opinions of it!
So much fun! :P

Clarity

2012-01-10T01:53:00.000Z

Do not set your face on fire, please.
You will regret it.

Fo realz yo.

My sister the "mastermind"

2012-01-08T01:47:00.000Z

My sister wanted me to write about how clever she is.
This will naturally happen.
My sister is so smart she manage to misspell the word "funny".
My sister is so smart she can solve basic puzzles.
My sister is so smart she knows what "Egocentric" means.
My sister is so smart she managed to figure out Lisbeth Salander has eidetic memory. In the sequel.
My sister is so smart she thinks "AH AM A UNICORN" sounds clever. Whilst wearing her fringe straight out.

She did however take time off from work to say good-bye to me :D That was really sweet and made me a very happy sister.
Yay.
Cor.

TotLK

2012-01-07T17:14:00.001Z

"Taunt of the Lich King. Out now. Be there when the evil Lich King taunts his enemies....
That impending doom is upon them....
By mooning them!
Order now, and join the insulted masses of Arseroth!"

... I should just ditch drama and be a game developer RIGHT NOW.

What's the difference I wonder!!!

2012-01-07T00:46:00.000Z

WORMS ARE SO INSANELY NASTY!
WHY O' WHY HAVE WE NOT EXTERMINATED ALL PARASITES!?
*Shiver*
I... I was kinda looking at them on Youtube... Because I apparently love torturing myself by giving me nightmares for all eternity in addition to a gigantic paranoia OCD where I scrub myself till I'm bleeding. With a steel sponge.
I want to eat ... something ... erm ... SOAP!
Yes. Scrub myself internally. I still haven't gotten over that House M.D. episode where that male porn star had his liver infected with worms, and survived because of them.
GOD DAMN they are nasty!
Crawling and slithering around in your body... Feeding on you...!
EEEEEEEEWWWWWW THEY ARE SO NASTY!
....
Then, I somehow managed to move over to Kung Fu.
I have no idea how, but I did.
I'm not complaining, I would probably still be in the bath if I had kept watching those utterly disgusting little films.

Ooooohhhhh... Fucking shitty curiosity.
I am not pleased.

Oh, and I would also like to congratulate classmates on being able to apply for a workshop with the Volcano theatre in March! This is a brilliant opportunity, and it is much deserved! You are incredibly skilled people! :)

Got milk?

2012-01-05T03:31:00.000Z

Not long until I'm going back to Swansea now. The time says 3 days. But I haven't slept yet, so it's technically still 4.
I really am looking forward to seeing my half-Irish half-English gang again! Yes. Mine.
I own them. They belong to me now.
OHMYGOD I need to pull pranks on them.
Pranks are needed.
We're getting very very drama-like, so someone needs to stop this. Before it's too l.. Actually it's already too late.

People not talking to each other when one is insulted and such. Communication is important.
I truly hope the people involved will talk to each other, or just stop being insulted. In my opinion, a person can't be insulted when/if the other person doesn't even know the other person is offended.
Sure, one should be careful to use what others have shared, but when you're not even aware...
Talking is important.

Man up, grow some balls, and TALK.

But then again, the vicious puppeteer in the corner is not really that cool either. Subtly steering our conversations and opinions the way they want....
Or acting stupid to seem cuter...

Next term, or year, will be different. I'm definitely going to be telling people to "man up" a lot more.

I sure do love them, and it's important to be supportive of your friends, but when you're creating problems by not talking about something, then stop bitchin' and start spillin'!

Oh look!

Ohh look! An upside-down river-lake-thing! From Tveit!
Inspired by Amy who had a profile picture on Facebook turned like that.
I have ranted enough tonight.
I should man up and grow some balls! :P

Night!

Grammar

2012-01-03T15:54:00.000Z

Yes. Grammar.
Today I read something terribly horrible on Facebook.
There was a girl saying she had avoided the cold and other diseases... AND SHE MISSPELLED "COLD"!!
OK. This was in Norwegian, where "Cold" is "Forkjølelse".
She wrote "Forsjølelse"..........
So as you can see we have a "kj" (a "khhhhjj" sound made at the back of the throat) sound that is slowly dying out because youth is too lazy and replace it with the "sj" (a shhh sound. Very sloppy.) sound.
It sounds terrible.
And when people speak it, they also write it the way they speak if they are ignorant enough to not remember their own language.
.....
Yes.
I think it's important to preserve the PROPER WAY OF SPEAKING and not taking a killer shit on it.

The kids today....!
I'm such an old bitter fart.

Happy New Year

2012-01-01T13:46:00.001Z

Yay, the year of the apocalypse is upon us. May you all have a frightfully good year up to that point! I mean by all means... If you are still alive after the apocalypse, I salute you.. And hope you make it work then too.
Surviving an apocalypse.
Someone should write a book on that (hah).
Will add a firework photo when I get home for good measure!

Edit: ADDED! As promised!

Happy new year everyone! :)
Hope your wishes will come true and unicorns will poo and fairies will sniff glue.
I know. I'm hilarious. :P

Last chance

2011-12-31T22:57:00.001Z

The last blog of 2011. I wish you all a very happy new year, and wishes for new amazing posibilities!

New year rant.

2011-12-31T15:20:00.000Z

KAISERS ORCHESTRA IS NOT A GOOD BAND!
There. I said it.
"Hey we are from Stavanger and use weird instruments" Sure, congrats about them being famous & shit. It's more like the crowd liking them I'm annoyed about. Not that I'm saying that's an excuse to make terrible music :P
"Hello we're being alternative JUST by listening to them!" Or "I am SO alternative! Of course I'm listening to Kaisers! What, are you mad?" When I think about it, there is a third. "Oh look, I am SO musical and know stuff about music, I need to like these to keep my credibility as a musician in my group of friends."
They are ... Ugh.
No.
Just no.

Go away!

Epicosity

2011-12-27T23:26:00.000Z

My sister Rebekka showed me something awesome.
I was told to type in "why" in google....
This is what I got:

Hah, and then she said "type in 'are' aswell"...
I died a little.
Look at that long one!

I died a lot.
THIS NEEDED SHARIN'!

The pulling of pranks.

2011-12-26T12:40:00.002Z

Well not exactly a prank. More like messing with the system.
Or titles. I love titles!
I want a pet title!

I'd kill to be a Sir! :D
Well not exactly kill, but more like cuddle-murder. Like a puppy.

It's always good to start the morning talking about murder.
Shows you are a healthy teenager. Or in my case: infant.

HAPPY BOXING DAY! :D

Added this for Alan. Purely for him. ONLY for him. You're welcome Alan. :P

1st day of Christmas

2011-12-25T20:54:00.002Z

We tried out the candy floss machine today.
IT WAS EPIC!

My first ever candy floss

My lovely sister with even more candy floss. She's being so delicate about everything. It's her thing.

Da machine. Of sugayness. With sugar.

Sugar.

My sister playing the "flute" on the candy floss stick.

After the epic candy floss machine-experience we had coffee and cakes. Like decent families usually does. :P
We played a game called "Brunost, langrenn og lusekofte" (Google it.) which is a "how norwegian are you"-game. It was great. One of the questions were "If a person sits next to you on the bus with many spare seats, do you think this person is a nutter?" And you would get 3 points or so if you said yes, or something like that. It was great! Grandma's present.
"Do you own a waffle iron?"
"Do you have a chunk of brown cheese and milk in your fridge?" I felt kinda discriminated as I live in a country that has NO BROWN CHEESE! They should get some sporadically.

On the black chair is my sister, then my uncle, then my other sister, then my grandma and then my mother. FAMELEH!

And after that again, us kids went down in the basement and played some playstation. Which is important.
A bit of CTR and Spyro is very very good. Bashing some bad-guys and beating people in races with dirty tricks: ALWAYS GOOD. Gotta love them PSone games. In my opinion they are the best ones.

A sibling who is taken up by the TV and it's excitingness. Playstation shuts your kid up. BUY ONE TODAY!

So we were playing that for a bit. Which was nice. But I realised I had completed it two times already so couldn't collect any gems. But it was still fine.

SPYRO! :D ...Shit picture, but ya get the gist!

ARGH HE'S SO CUTE! I love that game. SO MUCH.

URGHHHH...

2011-12-24T21:15:00.001Z

I may have feasted too much. My stomach's trying to explode. I LOOK LIKE A BOOMER!!! True story. But now I wanna go home and try out my cotton candy machine - yes you read correctly: a cotton candy machine! How awesome is that!? I think that's pretty rad. Also got loads more shiny loot. Gotta love loot. I love the annual woolen socks from grandma. They're grand! Ahhhh. Going to add a photo when back in the house!

Christmas Eve!

2011-12-24T14:58:00.004Z

In merry ol' Norway, we celebrate Christmas today, on the proper day, of course.
Have been delivering presents and watching the traditional Christmas TV.
It's all gooooood.
Then, at 5, we go to the grandparents and FEAST!
It's cool.
Going to try and pop some monocles with my "radical" opinions.
Weird church-people. Boring as fuck.
But by all means. All to their own....
And for that I'm stupid. Gotta love good old "dad" with his delicate words.
Well at least I'm not worshipping something that might not be there.
SCIENCE!

WOOP!

I can't wait to eat all the lovely food.
FOOOOOD.
I hope I find the almond and win the price!
Yes.
CHRISTMAS!

OOH! And this is my 300'th blog post! YAY! 300 posts of pure shit. That's pretty good I think! :P Congratulations, here's a picture of our Christmas tree!

Søgne of AWESOMENESS.

2011-12-21T23:50:00.000Z

Snow snow, beautiful snow! I'm definitely hoping for a white Christmas this year!
So we've started preparing for Christmas! We decorated the tree earlier, which was nice and stuff, and probably going to bake sugar cookies tomorrow whilst scream-singing after various Christmas carols.
With my sister.
Would be weird doing such alone. Slightly.

SNOW! :D

We visited grandpa's grave earlier as well and put a little wreath on his grave. Was nice to get that done.
On the way back and forth we sang loudly to absolutely shit music that should never have been made.
Ever.
Living at home naturally makes my desire to kill my siblings even bigger and more urgent than ever.
Sharing a room with the youngest sister, Stina, and that is murder. Not only has she claimed the whole room, but she can't even share the god damn rubbish bin with me! She needs it next to her bloody bed! I ended up emptying it over her bed so she could enjoy her precious crap, but I don't think she appreciated that, that ungrateful bastard. Nothing makes her happy!
:P

More snow!

Look at all the snow! Yay! Gotta love the snow! I love the sound it makes when you step on it. Imagine all the Who's dying in the process! HAAAAAA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA! .... I mean... Oh no!

Little Whoville was lying there,
Small and peaceful and so faire.
Then got trampled, who knows from where!
It was a giant big pair
of shiny new shoes made for a bear.
The Who's said squish
and voilà a new dish
was made for the happy big bear.

The view from Årosveden. This is Søgne!

Took a walk with two friends of mine, Trudi and Randi Elisabeth today. It was nicer than I'd expected it to be (I'm not much of a "fresh air" kinda gal... Any more. OK, I like the occasional hike here and there, but sometimes they are just plain torture.)! We ended up talking for ages before going back down. It was nice. Was a really good view of the sea and the islands dotting up our coastline. It was good being back up there. Used to go there every New Years Eve with the scouts, but stopped when I started attending the Folk High School.
Good times.

You can spot the two cairns that are on the Søgne crest in the middle near the "top" of the ocean :P I zoomed. So it's terribly grainy and bad.

Yay! Søgne!

HOME!

2011-12-19T14:01:00.001Z

Being home has a few perks. Like lovely home made food!
Yay! Food and happiness and shit!
I had home made pizza for breakfast. It's pretty awesome. Pretty darn awesome.

Mmm-mm!

I had an hour long bath today as well whilst listening to loud music. Very loud music. Got to love being home alone! :D
In Norway! :D
Of doom!

Had a really nice evening yesterday with Carina and Frank :) We were playing D&D and being pervs as usual. Had a really good time. We ate Cheez Doodles and had Christmas Soda. And the occasional Christmas marzipan. I FREAKIN' LOVE CHRISTMAS! OOHH! I forgot about the burnt almonds! Yes! How could I forget!
It's important to remember everything we ate...
Foooood.

It's not really though. But it was memorable. And nice. And lovely.
I love them to bits!
Well this was a super-interesting blog post. Loads about food and shit. Great! :P
SAYONARA!

I rest my case.

2011-12-17T23:05:00.001Z

I was right. That was one damn long day! But I'm home! Yay! Christmas soda and paprica crisps! And ofcourse milk chocolate! <3

SNOW!!!!

*giggle* STD seat....

Homeway-blues

2011-12-17T05:17:00.000Z

On the train to London now, not started driving yet. Must say I'm quite psyched about going home, even though I haven't had any home-sickness yet. Which is good I think! Swansea is a lovely city, going to miss it and the people in it a lot! Love them to bits, all of them!It will be good, however with a little break, to keep us from killing each other. God knows I wanted to during the assessment weeks.

Ooop! I found a note. Wonder if I can add pictures with this thing (writing on iPhone). Ooooh the train left! London here I come! I love London. London is so pretty and nice and awesome and stuff! Gotta love London.

I couldn't add photos from iPhone, so.. EDIT! Lovely note, eh?

God I LOVE Wolfmother. They are amazing. Their music is astounding. They are simply brilliant! The delux album of Cosmic Egg should be bought. I had no idea it existed! It's actually kinda rude to deprive fans of such awesomeness as the 4 songs on that album provides. Should be heard. ASAP. It was a friend who shared a link of Caroline (one of the songs) on Facebook. I thank Thee! Cosmonaut is also amazing. The two others are also cool, but have to admit that those two are the best.

I'm in Neath now. I must write like a retarded monkey on this thing. Urgh. Monkeys...12 mins from Swansea to Neath. I have a classmate from Neath. I always thought the train ride would be like half an hour or so. Guess not. Good for him! :P5.14 the time is. Too early!Hyjøøø is how welsh say "here". True story. They are weird.Omgthisisgonnabesuchalongday!!!!!

AH CANNAE SLEEP!

2011-12-10T04:49:00.001Z

SO AH DECIDED TA WRRRRITE STUFF EN SKOTTISH EN KAPS LOKK!
GOTTA LOFF THEM SKOTTS, EH, LASS? ...LAD..! LASSILADD?
...
Because they always shout. In my stereotype. Because that makes it more fun.
And wear kilts, with a bagpipe constantly hanging on them under their arm, whilst eating haggis. And possibly also balancing a pint somehow. Ah, yes.
Got to love them stereotypes.

Yet ANOTHER assessment over!

2011-12-02T21:18:00.001Z

Exploring Theatre assessment today.
I am so relieved there aren't any more practical assessments.
If there had been, I would probably have killed the "Perfect" - Stonefaced - Arrogant - Spoilt brat - girl in my class. I won't mention names, because I'm far too awesome to sink that low. :P
(She called me arrogant. So I'm taking the piss. I'm not sure she actually know what the word "Arrogant" mean, but I guess she's kinda right, I'll give her that. But if I ever get as bad as her, please kill me, and bury me in a shoe. Oh yeah, and what set her bitch-fit off was "Can we please go through our piece, please, even if she's not in it?"... Amy and I did it plenty of times without them two, I honestly can't see the problem in doing it a few more times without the other person who was rehearsing another scene...)

LOOK! A bunny!

Anyway, apart from Bitch-alert and extremely frustrating classmates who can't take initiative whether their life depended on it, and when they think they do, they demotivate people by commanding them to do stuff, it's been all right.
A friend of mine find the class unprofessional, and, honestly, they are a bit immature about things. I know I'm immature as well, but I'm at least trying to get them up and standing and do some practising instead of just sitting there on their arses and doing shit.
I don't have enough experience to tell if they really are unprofessional or not, so I can't agree or disagree, but I do believe her when she say so.
And instead of whining to them, I whine here. I should probably say something, but it would only cause conflicts, and they would probably think I was even more arrogant. Oh well. Their education. ... And mine...
I'm starting to doubt whether I will be here next school year. Maybe I'll try and transfer to Edinburgh, see if they are able to take any initiative there. We won't be learning anything when the lecturers have to tell us off all the time. It's a waste of time, money and resources.

I'm done whining now, though.
But I do hope things get better, and people learn to take the criticism and make it into something positive instead of bitching about it.
I'm done now, honestly, with the whining! :P

15 days until I go back to Norway!
I really can't wait to see my friends again! Oh my lovely friends!
There are no words for how much I miss them!
Hopefully we'll get to play some D&D as well. Hopefully. I hope we will.
The new World of Warcraft patch is lots of fun, the new instances are a nice change! But I'm guessing they will get old pretty fast, like the Zandalari ones, but you never know, Blizzard may come out with a new patch with some new ones, out of the blue (though, I kind of doubt that) one day...
It's a lot of fun to play now, you get so much lore! And it's fun to see what the place that became the Maelstrom used to look like.
Hop, night time it is.

December!

2011-12-01T02:15:00.001Z

THE FIRST OF DECEMBER!! WOOOOH! It's Christmas!!!

I NEED A CHRISTMAS CALENDAR STAT!

Going home in 16 days! This will be fun. I can't wait to see my amazing friends again!

And it will be absolutely insanely good to be able to relax a bit after all the assessments. (Another one tomorrow. Gotta love it.... (I lie)) I keep getting stuck on the third verse of 'The Road Not Taken' by Robert Frost...

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

That's it. That's the sucker I'm struggling with.

Grrrr... I refuse to go to bed before I have it nailed, so there probably will be a frustrated post tomorrow about how much I suck and the like.

"Argh! I want mah boddeh! Ar!" Slightly Arnold inspired.

Look, a random picture of a Frankenstein monster that I drew... Once...!

It's farting wires.

... I should stop procrastinating and continue with the memorising of that bloody poem.

Good night!

Assessments!

2011-11-29T13:11:00.001Z

Assessment week has descended upon us. The people in Performing Arts are walking on nails (figuratively. Though that could be a cool piece), hoping that their piece is better than the other groups.
As one do.
I do, anyway... Mind, the ones who think they KNOW their piece is better than everyone else, end up disappointed. Being humble is a good thing! :)

I was very disappointed by certain people in the group, and their inability to stand up and say "hey, come on, let's do this again!" and inability to smile... But oh well, we've done it now, and I thought the end product was all right. Not great, but not shit either.
I wish we hadn't used masks though... We hardly used them, and keeping the focus on the audience is really hard, at least for me, so I hope I didn't screw too much up on that.

Anyway. That was 'Body & Performance' over and done with!
Only 'Voice' and 'Exploring Theatre' left... Oh yeah, and a million essays.
...

I'm screwed.

The Kinder egg Saga

2011-11-27T16:47:00.001Z

Once upon a time there was a Kinder egg.

The end.

Unfortunate, but funny.

2011-11-27T13:58:00.001Z

A friend and I was strolling happily home from the shops with our bags filled with sweets, when
we stumbled over (heh heh... Over... We didn't really stumble over it... It's just funny to lie!) this little golden piece of awesome.

So naturally I had to post it on here. Because brilliance like this shalt not escapeth this blog! Nay, ten horses cannot keep me from writeth about it!
So sayeth the king, hence we musteth be saying it as welleth.

OK. Gonna round this up now....!

PANTS!

2011-11-21T22:22:00.001Z

Yes. Like promised.

Competition in douchebaggery.

2011-11-20T15:03:00.001Z

And also to the person who set the fore alarm off at 5 am this morning:
CONGRATULATIONS! You ripped the Golden Dick from the claws of the bitch who left her laundry in the washing machine's claws.
BTW, she left one of her pants behind. We were gracious enough to hang it up in the lamp with a note saying "NICE PANTS". I wish I had a picture of that now... I will get back to that. Hopefully.

Douchebags.

Hello kids!

2011-11-19T14:43:00.001Z

Today we'll talk about douchebags! What sort if douchebags, you might ask, and I say; the kind of douchebag that leaves her washing i the machine ages after it's done! Please give a round of applause for this person! Congratulations, douchebag! You have won the Golden Dick!

"She's like a sunflower that never looks back at the sun"

2011-11-15T04:24:00.001Z

I like finding other cheeses than that bloody cheddar. I "accidentally" found something way better:

Norwegian stuff! <3

Norwegian Jarlsberg, baby! Everything Norwegian should be sold in Bags of Awesome (c). You may contact me if you wish to use that. I may be nice and say yes, but chances are I will demand 99,99% of the profits. I wants to be rich, yo.

Anyway, we've started on our assessments today, I touched a fellow classmate very inappropriately at times, because of lifts... So that is also something to talk about >.<

Perv nation here, in this brain.

ANYWAY. I DIGRESS. Assessments! Yes. Assessments means we're super-good at sitting on our computers and doing... work.. Right?

Yes. This is work... I need it for my special project...? LOOK! I'm a gentlewoman! :D And no longer a nugget!
Nuggets taste good. Normally.
My gentlewoman-ness will take care of them nuggets tasting goooood.
Since I'm the best cook ever.

I'm not the best cook ever. I'm really rather terrible, actually.
Me, not Knallbart. Knallbart is awesome. She's even got 525 in cooking! Which naturally means she's way awesome in it. I bet she could be on Master Chef and kick all the other people's arses.

But 'lo and behold, Knallbart the gentlewoman is no longer a nugget.
I like this.
Not that she was ever a nugget.
She may smell like one, but there is no need to point that out, really, seeing as the poor undeads are self concious about that enough as it is!

Anyway (again), I've been buying stuff. I like buying CD's and stuff. I thought I should figure out what the fuss was about with the books... The Odyssey and that Voltaire guy.
My guess is that they are both a massive yawn-fest. But. Will have to read before judging. I is teh intelligible (oh my God, that's actually a word! My life is complete.)! Or not...
And the CD's! I love CD's! Love them! They are super-cheap over here (though most of them + the books are from play.com :P)!
CD's! ARGH! Explosion of happiness!
Never listened much to Queen before now, but I will probably buy more CD's from them :)
And Dylan. Brilliant guy, he is.

The loot.

Bristol and such.

2011-11-13T03:40:00.001Z

Bristol! I have been to Bristol! Yaaaaay! It was super-pretty!
...The part(s) I saw...
We were there to watch a play called Void Story. It was quite good, but the seats were terrible. The leg space seemed like it was made for kids. So we were all shifting in our seats throughout the play..
I was also about to fall asleep several times. I definitely think that making a week-end about it would have been so much better. Sitting on a bus for a few hours first tend to make one drowsy!

Stones! Trees! Leaves! LOVE it!

I really really wish there was time to explore. It feels kind of wasted having been there but not been able to look around! But I did take some pictures on the way to the theatre and outside it. And even though it was taken with a crappy iPhone camera I think I got a gist of the mood: A very cosy city (the part we were in at least!) at night!

LOOK! This is too cosy to be true!

Hoping to get a chance to get back there. Maybe that will be the next holiday destination? Companions are always welcome. It is a little sad going there by myself. :P I can pretend to be the Doctor (because of the companion)! I will need a sonic screwdriver and a suit. And a Tardis. And time lord genes.... Crap. Oh well... Dinosaur genes could work just as well.... Right? :S
Should hope so.
If not, spooning works too (Not the boring kind, the stabbing someone with a spoon-one.).

Pretty bridge.

Where we came out of from the bus, very pretty place.

However: I heard Norway lost to Wales in football.
I DON'T CARE, BUT I AM VERY VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, NORWAY TEAM!!!!
Lose to Wales... Come on! Their most desirable girl is a sheep, for crying out loud!
And 4-1! Did they spot a sheep behind the goal-man? 4 goals!
That's the equivalent of 90 goals in... erm... some sport where that is a lot, to 3!
It's bad, Norway! Really bad!
Remember your heritage! You're barbarians! Not princesses!
....
Well some of you might be... Possibly all of you...

I digress. 4-1 is fucking depressing. Getting to know that score from a gloating Irishman was even worse. :P
.... Leprechaun-eating-drunkards.... Yes.

*Sigh*

British food for British people.

2011-11-06T19:52:00.000Z


Hyaaaa tna betnaaaaaa hawavaveeee tiwavaaaaa! Stjooommmm benjaaa ahva, benja ahvaaa...! :P

This is what I saw this morning. Beautiful, isn't it! I took loads of pictures of that sunrise. I love sky-phenomenons. Amazing, they are. The one on the side was taken with Instagram, and has a filter on it to look more shiny, the one below is the camera one :) Lovely colours and such!

After a good day of studying with fellow classmates, with no procrastination whatsoever (cough, hack, cough!), Ciwi and I went food shopping. As you do....
And as I usually decide to make food AFTER 12 o'clock at night, I can't use the kitchen, because they lock it.... Silly people... Anyway: I bought noodles.
This is what they looked like:

Apparently the British people of Britain like to have their food pre-chewed. I can only assume this is because some of them don't like to actually work with their jaw. (Hurr hurr....)
And for the record: they were nice.. But also a little nasty. The roast chicken one is the best... The one in the blue box. True story. And they aren't pre-chewed. So there you have that.

Pepsi was also needed. When a person actually studies on a Sunday, one deserved some Pepsi. Like a treat. Treats are good. I wonder if it is possible to train yourself into being better at things by treating yourself when you've been a good boy/girl..... I will look into this...

Swansea weather and such

2011-11-03T14:45:00.000Z

Just a few pictures of the Swansea weather. Please excuse quality. I used an iPhone. I know, I know... I should buy a Canon right away, and just look through the lens for the rest of my life, but... Money and such. Although I could put off paying the tuition fee! :P

LOOK AT THE CUTE HOUSES!! They are adorable! But yes. Beautiful sky! :)

I liked the way the lights looked in the foggy-rain-thing, the camera ruined it a little though, but still catch the gist of it.

The stupidity of mankind....

2011-11-02T16:11:00.000Z

A friend of mine posted this on her Facebook page. I had to repost this as the stupidity of the comment underneath is just too freakin' good to be true. Actually no, not good. It's fucking moronic. Under is the link. Read what you like. I suggest watching the video as well.

LINK

The translation of what V says is "He should have been shot!!!" (If you don't believe your own eyes, or her stupidity, I have actually translated it as correctly as I can. Try Google Translate if you don't believe me! Yes, guys, she really is this faire!)
I was actually quite provoked by this comment.This is a canine we're talking about. This dimwit is talking about a person being shot over a dog. I really couldn't restrain myself, so I won't show what I wrote as I was rather rude... But I don't think she knows how many dogs are being shot/put down/mistreated every year.
And, AND, this police officer was attacked. Had I had a rabid animal leaping towards me with a frothing mouth, I would damn well shoot as well.
He was protecting the people at the festival. I doubt many police officers go around shooting animals in public for fun...
He was also called an "executioner" by the person posting the link... Fucking hell. This story is retarded.
Why is it that people always go stupid about these kids of stories?
IT'S JUST A FUCKING DOG!
I'm sure the person had a reason to do it!

And that was me ranting about a story I don't really give a fucking flat shit about.
Because I don't like super-mega-dog-is-so-much-better-than-everything-in-the-whole-world comments or people that thing that's right.
Because it's stupid.
Use your grey matter, people!
It pains me to see so many lights on while nobody's home.

New mounts!

2011-11-02T15:34:00.001Z

I've acquired some new mounts! And naturally I just want to show them off like a mad-man on sugar and speed.

Bloodbathed Frostbrood Vanquisher

Red Hawkstrider (Got it after the Vanquisher, 100 mounts! Hooray!)

White Polar Bear - Got it today! Just happened to do the quest today! Hooray!


Aaaand the X-53 Touring Rocket I got for making my sister join. (Who only played once or twice >.< Silly girl.)

I am quite happy with these new ones. But then again, that would probably mean that the Raven Lord won't drop for another half year...
I guess I'll just have to stomp my leg hard enough, and whine a little more.
I'm quite good at that, if you don't mind me saying so.

Asshats who think that....

2011-10-28T13:49:00.000+01:00

....Music at 5am in the morning is a good idea, deserves to be discarded by the evolution. Then, when the more superior beings are walking past the discarded waste, we can go "EVOLUTION'D!" and make an E with our fingers, and then spit in their faces. OH! And also say "DENIED!" I like "denied". It's a good word.

And of course by "discarded by evolution", I naturally mean brutally murdered.

Look, a STOP COCK! Hah. I wonder what the Swanseans are doing when they're not trying to contain themselves from foreigners!
Filthy perverts!
Yeah. That's also my shoe. I was trying to be discrete about taking that picture.

Look! A funny number!

2011-10-26T19:54:00.000+01:00

Look at the page views :D
Hahah! I find it funny.

Here's a funny picture of a derpy pony. Congratulations.

We just killed the Lich King....

2011-10-23T22:41:00.000+01:00

The proud murderers of a certain Lich King.

As the title states, we killed the Lich King... We didn't manage to get any achievements, though, which is a shame... Or the awesome HC title.... So I settled with making dirty pictures with his dead body... And some other dead bodies :D

It was too bad we didn't manage to kill him on HC mode though... The title is pretty rad. Bane of the Fallen King.
True shame.
Neither did we get the 30-stacks-of-Necrotic-Plague achievement... So it was all sort of pointless... Crew got the Kingslayer title, though.
So guess all in all it wasn't too bad.
ANYWAY! Pictures!

He looks kinda derpy, doesn't he....

A lovely little threesome with three dead bodies. Ah necrophilia. You sweet sweet temptress.

If you use your imagination it looks like Fordring is on his way to..... Erm...

Erm... Yeah! *Cough* My mind isn't usually in the gutter like this, it's-uh... Just...... LOOK A PARAKEET!

Yeah.... Pranked again...

2011-10-21T22:46:00.001+01:00

This is how I found my cabin...

The view.... It's simply amazing!

Oh my? Does it rain?

Revenge is sweet... I only took it a little bit further... I used lava under >:)

The result of lava + water :D

News from a prankee.

2011-10-15T20:18:00.000+01:00

I got pranked again. There is an endless cycle going on here :P
First I found my hut covered from floor to roof with stones with hidden silverfish. That was a really really nice surprise.... And then I found this:

Mushroomy Sauron!

Of course, my veins were pumping rage at this point, as I was removing this taint from Sauron. Nobody messes with da Boss :P
(Or possibly also laughing, as Fabulous Sauron was kinda funny)

So I decided to have a spot of revenge.

The smooth-stone are all infested with silverfish. :D

And I made mt. Deathskull cry. and mushroomy.

Goodness... Wonder what's next :S

AND I WILL WIN THIS!! IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO!!

Hah! Pranked again!

2011-10-12T09:06:00.002+01:00

I haven't laughed so hard in... a week!! This was a brilliant prank from the guy I keep pranking. :P

Mushroom tower! :D

Hah! :D Brilliant.

And the whole island is filled with cake. Blessing or a curse? :P

Anyway, seeing as I'm super-set on having the last laugh, or in this case, the last prank, aka WINNING. So I pranked him back. By covering every surface in the skull with melons :D

What it looks like from the outside

What it looks like inside :P

MELON POWER! YAY!

I will win. If it's the last thing I do! :P
And I will win hard....

I wonder what to do next....

Hmmm...

Suggestions are well appreciated

OH! Maybe make an undead unicorn!

I'm at a loss of words from this.... But not really.

2011-10-12T06:50:00.000+01:00

A friend of mine posted a photo of this on facebook...
I just had to repost that in here... It's like one of those ridiculously stupid people from House.. And I'm not even exaggerating. Or kidding.

I bet the fact that he was away 1 year and her inability to keep her legs closed has NOTHING to do with this. At all...
The fact that this made it to a newspaper at all must mean the journalist has an extreme sense of humour or just doesn't know better... I'm hoping, for the sake of mankind, that it is humour.

Free stuff!

2011-10-09T04:09:00.000+01:00

I recently (read: 5 minutes ago) cleaned up the mess and threw away the crap I got from the Freshers Fayre, and decided to collect the treasures. I got a helluvalot of key rings as well but I'm never really gonna use those, am I...

Here be tha booty! Arrr!

Hooray!

Now: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?

Can squeeze it together....

But seriously WHAT IS IT!? O.o

Any clue of what this mysterious and seemingly pointless thing is will be greatly treasured.
Is it some sort of a bra padding?
Is it an erotic toy?
Is it a stress-ball?
Is it a chin-support for when you're sitting down to prevent double-chins?

OMG!

2011-10-07T19:33:00.000+01:00

Ohmygodohmygod!! LOOK!

How bloody awesome is that! :D I am super-proud and stuff now.
Yaaaaay!

The Dalek.

2011-10-07T13:55:00.000+01:00

Right! I wanted to show off my Dalek. I made a dalek. Because they are awesome with insanely annoying voices. I like the red and black one the best. Because-errr... It's got red on it. (The point goes to the ones getting the Shaun of the Dead reference.)

Dalek! Yay!

Seen from ground level, the sign says "EXTERMINATE".

Just a profile picture, for good measure.

Right. That was the dalek. Now, next up is the lovely Norwegian flag. Hanging over an altar.
There is a sign under (I cut it out) saying "Worship the Norwegians", which, I naturally think we all should do. Particularly this Norwegian here. *Points to self* Yep.

Do as the sign say! Worship the Norwegians!

Snobby skull

2011-10-07T05:28:00.000+01:00

I have now desecrated this skull even more... As you can see it is now a snobby skull. I'm sure he will appreciate this gesture somewhat horribly :D

I now do commissioned skull-art by the way. So if you have any sort of suggestion, do say so! I'm more than happy to help ruining this poor man's skull as it is! :D

Should probably stress that I am not the creator of the skull. Merely the creator of the stuff around the skull... Which may or may not be welcomed there :P
I anticipate a terrible revenge from the skull's creator. Possibly in form of some evil cookie-creation in the middle of my hut.

A little plaster on the wound.

2011-10-07T00:56:00.000+01:00

After having pranked someone, I like to leave a little cake as a plaster on the wound. But when I see the cake hasn't been touched at all, I feel like putting my emotions into words.

Preferably like this (in cake):


Nuff said.

Minecraft pranks.

2011-10-06T21:16:00.001+01:00

I had some fun with a friends "Death-skull of doom!"... The first one was when I thought he had been messing around with Sauron's eye, and made it cry, but then I took it off because it wasn't actually him. The second one was because he deserved to be pranked.

Enjoy!

Derpy skull. This was the one I removed, sadly...

And this is the current one.

I wonder if he'll know it was me.... And get revenge.... :P Hopefully there will be no explosions though... that's just mean.

Be expecting a skull-with-a-moustache-picture soon! :P

Mount show-off-ing

2011-10-04T23:47:00.000+01:00

Yaaaaaaay! I'm gonna show off some of my awesome mounts! Because I'm so very very awesome.

Sandstone drake/Vial of the sands

Violet Protodrake

....Just complaining about how many tries (and still no raven lord mount) I've killed both Ikiss and Kael'thas. Bastards.

...But then I got the white hawkstrider, Yaaaaaaay! No more Magister's Terrace for me!

This is my pride-mount from the first boss in Karazan. I luvs it.

And I have a tiny dirty bonus picture for those that were arsed to look at the mounts... :P

LICH KING BJ! WOOOH! :P ....

I have no idea how I became so pervy.... I blame my surroundings.

Gudmund Ragnar Harbak

2011-10-04T04:45:00.002+01:00

I have been thinking about my late grandfather a lot recently...
I've forgotten the date when he died, but I remember it was in March and on a Thursday. I remember kissing his forehead before I left. I went to the drum class, and after I got a text saying he passed away 5 minutes after I left his room and I remember trying to contain myself on the street where I was walking on my way to the bus. I remember his funeral, carrying his casket. It was heavy, even though we were 6 people carrying him over the icy ground.
I remember finding a rose inside the church, I took it and threw it in the hole they put him in when people started to leave and concentrated on finding their cars.
And I remember dad not crying.

He loved his house in Finsland. And Pysa keeping him company. That was one shy cat... Can't help but laugh when thinking about that silly excuse of a cat.

More MORE Minecraft stuff.

2011-10-02T23:17:00.000+01:00

I forgot to add the paradise island.That is important to add.

A little cabin.

Paradise island. Yes

The paradise beach

New Minecraft-stuff update

2011-10-02T22:20:00.000+01:00

New Minecraft - creation update! I made a weird swirly tower with the eye of Sauron on top. Because the Lord of the Rings are awesome.
Only people that can fly can go in there.... Because it's fun to keep people on the outside from stuff they can't get into. :D

Swirly tower with the Eye of Sauron.

Lava streams lighting up the tower.

Swirly stuff and lava streams

The eye of Sauron. Because he's awesome.

Banoon!

2011-09-29T01:49:00.000+01:00

Just thought I'd upload a few photos from Swansea and stuff. It's real perdy here, and today (well technically yesterday) we had a really lovely summery day! We watched some theatre group perform a very very weird and random play where we had to walk around on campus, and they hurried along before us so they were ready when we got where we were going. It was kinda cool. Oh, and I've finally acquired a proper internet connection, so I can finally play some games and stuff! Yay for nerdage!

On the way up to the teeny tiny shop.

Attempted landscape/cityscape picture

Håoli shite! Look at that fog!

This is where shit is going down. Only a shame they have a box for a building in the parking lot and where the main entrance is. If the whole uni looked like this I would have quoted Harry Potter 16 times a day at the very least. This is the backside-ish, and if you turn around you'll see....:

THIS! OK. Maybe not right where I stood... There are a lot of trees. But the view is amazing.

The façade of this place just looks amazing! It's like a castle!

This sign says "Only dim people park here. This is a friggin' pile of rubbish". True story.

I've met loads of great new people in my hall, and the theatre gang is also brewing awesomeness. There is naturally the diva that doesn't like ANYTHING and always complain, but it's kinda entertaining to think how hated she will be in a week :P

... I wonder what people are like on stage and such. I really can't wait to start doing plays!
Fine, the whole "walk like a door, feel like a lion" (I just made that up... We don't do that.) procedures are educational theatre-wise, but they get a little weird sometimes.
But in general it's fun and stuff, and I really really really REALLY can't wait for SOMEONE *cough cough* to visit me here! :P I do miss the Norway-p33ps and stuff, but it'll probably be slightly better when the whole "new country-talking English all the time-new people" stress has died down.
And I can't wait until it does. I look like a fucking pizza!
:P

Endless agony

2011-09-27T18:53:00.000+01:00

I would like to write about something serious for a change.
This matter is really important to me, and has kept me awake many a morning.
It's the substance that drives people mad, it's the horrible thing that people flee from, it's...
HAIRSPRAY.
Yes; hairspray.

I lie sleeping, like an innocent little bee, before I think I smell something.
So I start breathing with my mouth, and turn over to the other side.
I definitely TASTE something. Eeewww!! What IS that?
I start hiding my nose under the quilt/pillow until my lungs are about to explode, so I duck up again for some air.
I regret instantly.
THE SMELL IS OVERWHELMING!
I go berserk.
I open every window in the room,
I fan with my quilt and pillow, franticly, and whatever I can get my hands on.
Naturally while I hold my breath... Wouldn't want to SMELL that crap, now would I...
Anyway, after a while, I stop. I tentatively take a whiff of the air. I really shouldn't have done that.
So I start the frantic waving again.

After a while of hysterically fanning the air around the bed, I finally fall down, completely worn out on the bed, panting like a marathon runner and then finally going to sleep.

The end.

Stuff.

2011-09-27T18:39:00.000+01:00

Yes. Were on a bar crawl last night and had a really good time. Was talking to a lot of new people and was given a little umbrella by a fellow Norwegian! That was nice. 'Twas a good night.

View picture is also added. There is a beach there. And beaches means the sea! Hooray!

My room in Swansea!

2011-09-22T22:09:00.001+01:00

I took some pictures. Before and after having packed out. Look how big it is!

X)

Bed full of crap. Have hung up a few pictures.

Chair and desk place

Chair and... er, wardrobe

The Red Door. But actually it's more purple.

OMGLOLWTF IT'S NOT CARPET FLOOR!!!!

Stuff that will go on my walls.

I fell over on Paddington. Look at the terrible terrible scars!

Er, so is this meant to be luke warm? :S

The road to... Somewhere...

AFTER!

Look how pretty and magical my bed looks!

I'm trying a new towel rack. I'm liking it. I think it can stay.

The chair/wardrobe section :P

I love those shoes...! Not sure I love wearing them though...

The important computer section.

Zen garden. Of serenity and calmness.... That god damn kid better shut up before I twist it's neck!!! *cough* Yes. Calm.

I would also like to point out the awesome lunch box I got for my birthday! It's a Doctor Who one! :D

Maria vs sleep.

2011-09-22T00:32:00.000+01:00

I registered in a train-thingamajig. This is the confirmation mail, the start, I got from them. (I LOVE TITLES.)

"Dear Sir Harbak,
Thank you for buying your train tickets with First Great Western."

Did you notice the "Sir"? It is funny.

Anyway, have to get up at 4 "tomorrow".... Holy shit-sticks I'm nervous. Will probably mess something up somewhere. Which would be typical. Very very typical. Yes.

Pig orgie.

2011-09-21T13:07:00.002+01:00

When I was flying around in Minecraft one day, I found something peculiar.
I could hear loads of pigs and chickens and a few sheep, and when I located it, I just burst out laughing.

This is what I found...:

Why it is raining.

2011-09-13T23:57:00.002+01:00

I have some theories why there is so much rain these days. They are all involving God and some blasphemy.
I like Blasphemy. It's fun.

...I'm going to Hell.

Anyway, hope they are somewhat entertaining even though they are somewhat typical.

It's raining because....

God is an arse.

God is drooling in his sleep.

God is peeing.


Jesus is hung over.

Yeah they were all kinda lame and used. But the creativity wasn't great tonight. Will try and make up for it next time.

This page has changed.

2011-09-11T10:42:00.003+01:00

This page has changed a lot. Extremely. Verily.
It looks clean.
Clean is good.
Anyway, back to me: I cannot believe I am leaving for Swansea in only 11 days!
11! That's like a quidditch match, only maybe longer! Though also maybe shorter. Who knows!
Ahhh.... I must admit I am getting cold feet.

I really wonder why Swansea is called Swansea. Are there an extreme amounts of swans there? Are there really weird pig-swans there? Are there pig-swans sailing on the pretty waves in the harbour? Is there one really really fat one?
I assume it got "sea" in it because it is by the coast... So that's all good and easy.

I guess I will find out in 11 days time.

Oh, and happy birthday wishes to a certain tea addict with a WoW account. You rock, somewhat!

And also: that 10 year anniversary of a certain event that happened in USA is now also mentioned for empathic purposes.

WoW pictures

2011-09-01T03:00:00.001+01:00

Derp, I has a balloon!

I blend in PERFECTLY!

Just some random pictures I took on WoW. It's fun.
There will probably be more of those because I am on there all the time, and it is fun.
For me.
Yes.

I is on FAIAH!

The Fireland patch is fun. I hope we will down Raggy soon, and be awesome. But I guess we should gear up some more soon, and make sure we aren't wearing any blue's. Any of us. Yes. I have high hopes. :P

Sun-something in Stranglethorn Vale. Yes

Twilight Drake

2011-09-01T00:58:00.000+01:00

SCORE!!! Today a guildie won the Twilight drake and gave it to me! Crazy bastard. Well I traded him an enchant or two and will sneak him a few more just to try and pay him slightly more :P
LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS! :D

Frightening scenes.

2011-08-29T03:15:00.001+01:00

That was a really advanced story wasn't it. :P So I made a picture of Paris Hilton to cheer the ones who read it up. Hopefully.

Did you like it? :P

Rubbish

2011-08-29T02:37:00.001+01:00

Hurrah! Computer! Yay!

I's gonna play yo so motharfuckin' hard...!

BOOM!

Oh no!

Computers and me

2011-08-27T21:30:00.003+01:00

I have a knack for finding items with faults. This time it was a charger. Actually, not A charger, there were 3. We have an Expert shop near where I live, my charger broke, and I bought a new cheaper one.
It worked for a few days, then suddenly the computer started turning itself off. I noticed it only did that when the charger was in, and I could get away with charging it when the lid was down. But nonetheless it's not enough to only be able to charge when it's not in use. So I took it back. I got a new one, of the same brand and after a few days, when my sister and I were sitting in the basement I realised I hadn't plugged it in. When I did, the room went black and the charger was dead.
I took it back the next day, and after a lot of unnecessary talk I got a new one. I took it home and used it at once. I had to start the computer without it, and when I plugged it on it only worked for around 15 minutes before turning the computer off.
I went back and had them order a proper HP one. I really hope that will work. Apparently I was "the only one that had had problems with them, and they had been selling these for 2-3 years now! And not one had come back!" which I find strange and have a hard time believe.

I got a tip from a friend that said "Always buy a charger of the same brand as your computer".... I certainly will after this >.<

Random

2011-08-09T13:03:00.000+01:00

I made an omelet! Yummmm.

AMAZING sky, ruined by a mobile-phone-picture

Dodgy sweets......

OMG OMG OMG A RAINBOW!!!

Perdyyy!

Insanity and shock

2011-07-23T04:30:00.000+01:00

We had our first terrorist attack today... Norway is in shock and turmoil.
First bombing the government buildings, then the massacre on Utøya where at least 80 people have been killed. The number is also supposedly rising...
This is mad! One of our own did this, Anders Behring Breivik.
How can a man do this to his own country, to his own people! I cannot say how mental and extremely surreal all this is!

I wish to bring out my deepest sympathies to those who lost someone in these absolute tragedies.
And I hope they capture Breivik's accomplices. Apparently he was wearing a headset. Plus I doubt he could have done this alone... I am sure he will be brought to justice, unless the police protect him. Nobody SHOULD get away with massacring over 80 people...
I'm very much against the death sentence, but this time I am seriously considering "making an exception in my beliefs".
Breivik wrote «One person with a belief is equal to the force of 100 000 who have only interests.» on his twitter account. I really hope he is terribly wrong in his thoughts. He must have been mad, though. Calmly walking towards the people and killing them in cold blood sounds it to me!I sure hope that 100 000 doesn't have the same interest as him.

He is a traitor to his own people, and I think he is nearly as bad as Quisling. The number of people killed, his own country men and women, who died at his hand.. He really and truly is a monster.

Like our Prime Minister day, we need to be loyal to each other, and don't let it scare us... Though I find that very hard. But I find the Eidsvoll Oath to sound kinda good.

Enige og tro inntil Dovre faller

(United and faithful until Dovre falls.)
This oath make my nationalistic pride burst. I hope the rest of us who aren't crazy killers will remember this, and honour it. And stay loyal to our countrymen and women. We will never forget this, I'm sure.

Freedom

2011-07-09T11:46:00.003+01:00

The guildie has been kicked! (click for sound effect | )
V

Ooohh the sweet sweet freedom.

In having fun........

2011-07-08T14:30:00.002+01:00

There are many ways of entertaining one selves, as you hopefully know... A friend decided to prank a knobby new guildie, and needed a wingman. I naturally said yes a little too loudly and may have exaggerated slightly... But it was fun! Enjoy....


Sooo oblivious to the mockery we put him through... We really are horrible people... Who have shitload of fun! :D

Aww, he stopped caring :(

This is the picture in question BTW.

The moral of this story is: Always prank guildies, and always ALWAYS make fun of fuck-ugly photos like this, that are beyond disturbing! Yes. I mean someone must have been sued in all this. Surely!
Peace.... ish..!

Anal probing and other necessities.

2011-06-28T01:10:00.000+01:00

We all know aliens are supposedly probing the people they supposedly abduct.
But here is my theory.
The farmer (there is always a farmer in the receiving end-story) got reeaally fucking drunk one evening, presented to hit on a man, a trucker at that (because they always have long nasty fatty hair), took him home to his respective house, managed to accidentally shoot his dog, and then proceeded to have rough sex with the trucker.
The farmer fell asleep and snored like someone flew through the atmosphere, the trucker couldn't sleep because of it, so he got into his truck with loads of flashy lights on it, and drove off.

I found this to be a suiting descriptive picture. Only that the trucker was really really hairy and nasty and had one of them weird moustaches.
The farmer didn't end up with a bun in the oven, however, because he is a man. So don't be silly.

No. If aliens wanted to see what humans were like on the inside, they would probably grab a homeless person and killed him and done an autopsy on him. No way they would leave them alive. That is just silly.
And I believe if aliens were to come here, they would first of all check out how humanity were ready to cope with them "stopping by their planet, casual-like" and so on and so on. No alien is stupid enough to just go take a random farmer and stick a thing in his butt and say "Hey dude, I took a liking to your arse, now come with me, I will take you with me to my home planet, where fucking E.T. lives in fucking happiness!"
No!
Nobody in this fucking universe is that fucking stupid!

Wait.. I know of a certain male specimen that could be so fucking dim, and possibly also paler than they portray aliens, and a heckofalot more "shady".. *snort*... HAHAHA!! No that was a joke. A big fat joke. Like him. If by shady one mean "fucking creepy" then there you got him...
Oooohh.. That coward deserves to be probed so hard......

Anyway, my point is, before I digressed (though not that horribly.. He looks like an alien..), that if aliens visit Earth, there is no way they would just stand over a city for ever like in District 9, I think they would try and locate a leader and blast them to death with their fancy plasma guns.... Ohh hoho yes...
And naturally crown me king. Because that is the logical thing to do.

Metamorphosis One

2011-06-27T10:29:00.002+01:00

Oh my god. Oh my fucking god!
This is a great great great song by Phillip Glass called Metamorphosis One.
I first heard it on Battlestar Galactica, and it blew my mind.
Have a listen. It is magnificent!

Green guys and people in condom suits.

2011-06-27T02:28:00.002+01:00

Superman is a really really really bad superhero.
How can you like a guy that can do EVERYTHING.
Fine, OK, I can see why some people might like that, but I think it's silly.
It's ridiculous even.
- He can fly
- Laser vision
- Invulnerable
- X-ray vision
- Super strength
- Super breath
- Heightened Senses
- Eidetic Memory
- Speed

What is not on that bloody list!?

And what is keeping him from taking over the earth? Why isn't he? WHY!? TELL ME WHY!!!!!

Oh, and no "goodly good" explanation, please. Because that is ridiculous. Who has that much power and is only goodly-good. They must have some sort of urge to conquer something. Seriously.

With great power comes great urge to rule.

Yes.

I'm sure, if superman was real, he would be a self-proclaimed emperor and use all the weak earthlings as slaves to extract all the known resources possible and shipped them to his home planet, that they were stupid enough to blow up, so probably make another "home planet" here and use people for whatever they like. To put it this way, Lois Lane would not be an investigating-journalist any more :P

Too far?

OK. I apologize for the last statement.

Oooo.. Look at me! I'm mr. Strongandinvincibe!
I look fabulous in my condom suit that shows all my perdy muscles and wotsits!

Anyway, Superman is fucking ridiculous. Give me an awesome superhero like a scrawny fucking nerd learning he can control people, or something! Someone with fucking flaws!

Theories of ... Stuff.

2011-06-25T21:43:00.003+01:00

I have a theory.

Loud music is really good for the soul.

I mean so loud it's waking up the neighbours and you can shout and scream as falsely as you like without anyone noticing, and trying to scream the way Brody Dalle does.....

Fuck, that lady's got an awesome voice.

I came across a hilarious sentence the other day:

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

So flipping epic!

Tattoo my head tattoo my feet!

Peace.

Busy busy busy!

2011-06-21T03:22:00.001+01:00

Busy obsessing over TNT. Oh, TNT, where art thou! I have even made a poem over how much I need you!
I call it: Ode to TNT.


Ode to TNT...

O TNT, Thy beautiful boon,
Thy reputation loom
in a great big boom.
soon there will be doom!

Thine fuse is ignited and crackles
The villages burn, and I cackle,
O Thy removed me from my shackle!
For Thou, I will wrestle and tackle!

The pebbles raining down after Thy tale,
is filling my body with joy, but O, my heart bewail!
O woe is me!
Will I cease without Thee?

O TNT what betideth Thee!
What is here, the longing more than other,
for Thy fuse is no longer,
O call upon me! My TNT!

The end.

Death and decay

2011-06-13T15:14:00.002+01:00

That could be a Goth's blog title.
Heh heh...

Anyway, a little while ago the Minecraft server DIED! Oh the horror!
It just wouldn't live any more. So I would like to take a second to remember all the good times we had on it. And as I am spreading these ashes...

OK fuck that. That was just depressing.
We got a new server now, with mountains and other lovely stuff. Atlantis is involved. Dare I speak any further?
Atlantis is so incredibly awesome...
Oh and Eden and a Light-mountain-town and Dovregubben's Hall is there too! :)
It's gonna be a cool new server I believe.

Anyway:


Power.

Look at that instead. And be happy. Be joyous and prosper. Acknowledge this as your own philosophy!

YEAH!

Oh, and I was accepted at Swansea Metropolitan University, so now I will soon conquer Wales as well.
Joy and happiness and shit.

This is my BOOM STICK!

2011-05-15T17:22:00.000+01:00

Or fist if you will...
This quest chain is epic. A dwarf the size of Deathwing's boot, punching him in the face, a gnome the size of a skyscraper throwing him to Kalimdor, and last but not least, the orc showing off a flying motorcycle to hot babes (including a male Blood Elf, I might add), rescuing one, and is going to stab him, but the dwarf and gnome come in and disturb his story.

So incredibly epic!

The Minecraft bug has bit me.

2011-05-05T02:57:00.001+01:00

This is the top of the Wizards tower. This is where I spawn when I die... Isn't that nice?

Spiral staircase with yin and yang roof. I thought it came out kinda cool in the end!

This is the tower from the outside. A friend gave me the idea with the floating dirt islands with trees on them. I think that came out kinda cool and wizard-y! Oh, and notice our monorail tracks! It's an epic ride!

And this is the Zen garden. "Feeling stressed out after killing zombies that keep spawning out of walls? Come to the Zen garden and give yourself the relaxing treatment you deserve."... Or maybe not :P It came out a bit weird... I would change it, but I can't put my finger on it...

1 up! Yes, I realise I made a mistake in there, but I wasn't arsed to mine through shit loads of obsidian only to make a minor correction...

So yeah. Now I've been showing off. It's quite fun this game. It's a bit annoying when creepers blow your stuff up though... But it's good fun... Make it out of Obsidian, and it's all good! :P

Joy! Happy Easter

2011-04-21T01:32:00.001+01:00

WOOOOHH!!! Easter!

I love this holiday!
Out on Okse and eating sweets from an easter egg.... LOVE IT!

Wish you all (who read my blog... Which is few...) A very happy Easter and loads of sweets.
Because that's what Easter's all about. Sweets. That's right!

Have fun boys and girls!

Stuff that makes me want to burst into song. Like a character in a musical.

2011-04-17T04:59:00.001+01:00

Yay. Nice-happy-love-rainbows! Of doom! :P

OK this is basically the opposite list of the stuff below. This is what I really like. For those of you who would like to make me happy. Happy overlords/kings/emperors are always nice.

- Chocolate; come on. Who doesn't like chocolate?
- Easter; My favourite holiday!
- Sun! Yaaaaay! :D
- Kicking arse in videogames; It's fun. Especially if it's a person.
- Kicking people's arses; Because some deserve it. Like a certain pale, blonde bitch that is
- Getting my will; Like ruling the world. That would be epic.
- Spyro the dragon; some of the best games in existence. In my opinion.
- Summer; Yaaaaaaay! :D
- Swimming; because it's fun! And you can swim underwater and stuff! Yaaay!
- Saying "Yay"; Because it's an expression of joy. And stuff. And a little childish. It's fun.
- Sweets; Because they are lovely
- Cats; because there aren't enough crazy-cat-ladies in the world.
- Being childish; It's great!
- Foxes; Because they are pretty and beautiful and awesome and stuff!
- Harry Potter; I just love to imagine I'm in the story with them. Amazingly written.
- Colours! There's nothing more pretty than lots and lots of colours. Yaaaaay!
- Smiles; I love to see people smile proper smiles. The faces just light up! Not those nasty fake ones though.
- Explosions; because they are pretty.
- Atomic bomb explosion-pictures; they are pretty too. But preferably not one that actually blows something real up.... That would be slightly sick. Only test-thingies.
- Movies; Always nice to sit down with a good movie.
- Hot chocolate and chocolate milk; pure loveliness!
- Music; because it makes your brain melt. In a good way.
- Kung Fu; It's BRILLIANT! Definitely going to keep on doing that.
- My wonderful friends; there are nobody like them :)
- Dungeons & Dragons; It's brilliant. And I love playing it with friends.
- The sky; there's so much pretty on there. Can never know what to expect when you look at it.
- Astronomy; One of my favourite subjects. So much interesting out there!
- Okse; the island we have our cabin on, my favourite place in the whole world. Also called Oksøya. Mhm.
- Dreaming; I love to sleep and to dream. And having my head up in the skies. :P Going for totally unrealistic goals. Realists piss me off. :P
- Games; Games are fun. Especially Spyro. But WoW is also pretty awesome.
- Making lists; it's good fun. Should be tried at least once!

Yeah I think that was about it :P
It's fun to make lists....

Did I miss anything?
What do you like?

OK that was horribly blog-like, but this is a blog, so fuck it. :P I'm still asking.

Stuff that makes me want to set said stuff on fire.

2011-04-13T07:59:00.002+01:00

Yes. Now you will get a list over what I hate. Isn't that brilliant? Yes it is. Because then you can carefully plan stuff to avoid exactly these things. OK. Here goes.

- Roosters that starts howling (yes, howling. I'm not kidding. These fucking roosters howl.) EARLY in the morning.
- Monkeys; nasty, ugly, mean mother fuckers...
- Roosters; yeah I just really hate them. Cocky bastards... If I could, I would kick them. Hard.
- Hairspray (also known as "The Gas of Death", "the Smell of Nasty" or "the Taste of Arse"); because it gets into your mouth and into your nose no matter how much you try to drown yourself in quilt.You will still taste-smell it for hours after said product was used. The horrible taste-smell of Hairspray. It really is horrible.
- Perfume that smells like hairspray; because it's hairspray in disguise.
- Perfume that "taste" like hairspray; read above.
- Bimbos; because they are bimbos. And stupid. And bimbos. But on a positive note, though, they are slightly entertaining when they do incredibly stupid things. They do make a good laugh out of things. So I guess that putting them on the "hate"-list is a little exaggerated.
- Pink bimbos; because they are slightly worse than bimbos.
- 'Cool' Bimbos; Bimbos who have this strange idea that they are 'cool' and do 'cool' stuff like using snuff and smoking and drinking and take pictures of it, while they pout, hence looking really really stupid.
- Pink monkeys; basically a bimbo. Only with the lack of hygiene.
- A certain blonde, pale, butt-ugly guy that is slightly more cocky than a million roosters together; because he really is. The boy think he's the cleverest person on this planet. Plus I bet his penis is really small. And diseased. And dirty. Plus he smells bad. Really bad. Like he hasn't had a proper shower for years.
- Mondays; who doesn't. Really? Who doesn't hate Mondays?
- Mornings; read above. Only insert "morning" instead of "Monday".
- Snuff; because they make people's mouths smell bad and looks nasty. Go kill some people with second hand smoke instead...! That is the decent thing to do! (:P)
- Snow; because it's God shitting on our population. Or Allah. Or whatever the hell you believe in.
- Monkeys; did I mention how nasty monkeys are? Because they are.
- Shopping; is there really anything more boring in this world?
- Fishing on WoW; who would like to spend 6 hours of their life trying to catch ONE little fish? >.<
- Archaeology on WoW; who would like to spend ages running back and forth between dig-sites? This is basically the more mobile version of fishing. Only a little more annoying.
- Elitists; fucking pricks that think they know everything. But fail at so much more. They must have tiny genitals. And no, the worse you behave, the less your mother will love you. Evil circle, eh, fucker?
- PvP; No matter what way you look at it, PvP will never be fun. Ever. Only when you get achievements. Achievements are fun.
- Judging; people that judge stuff before they know what it is, or who is, should all be set on fire. And people who refuse to think otherwise of the first-impression, even though the weird-looking person is nice (for example), should be taken behind a shed and be shot. That goes for stuff, animals, nature and humans. Basically everything. Yes. Everything. Judging for fun, however, is an entirely different thing. That is fun.
- Nitpickers; I really really hate nitpickers. When I discuss something with someone who refuse to bow down to my might and awesome power of right-ness, and keep throwing the same argument on me over and over, I really just want to send them in a rocket right into the sun.
- Discussing; because it is time-consuming and annoying. It can be fun sometimes, with the right persons. But rarely...
- People that refuse to take "I just want to be alone" for an answer; LEAVE ME ALONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! We can do stuff some other time, just leave me the fuck alone today!! Different people have different social needs, for Christ's sake!
- Allergies; Oh who doesn't hate this... Being so puffy people don't recognize you just rock. And your eyes itching so bad you need to wear sunglasses to avoid people looking at you like you've been crying constantly for the past few weeks (which you probably have, from all the eye-rubbing)...
- Annoying boss; The boss that really maternally/paternally suggests that you should drag your arse to work, no matter how sick you are, or you are fired. Or the like.

Yeah. I think this is it for now.
.... That was a kind of long list..... I hadn't really anticipated that when I started... Oh well...!

Hairspray should be banned from this earth.

Additions to this list are also very welcome. It's always fun to obsess over stuff. Yes.

Toodels!

Humility

2011-04-05T02:00:00.002+01:00

A master from the Shaolin temple once said

Humility defeats pride,
pride defeats man.
- Master Yang

I like these words a lot. And I think we, Norwegians especially, should think about humility a lot more than we do. I mean we're so rude and arrogant these days, thinking the world evolves around us.
I especially think about this when I'm at work, where the kids are so rude and think they know everything. Maybe I should teach them manners.

Manner lessons by Maria Harbak.

By Professor Maria Harbak...

Nono... By Doctor Maria Harbak!

.... Yeah I saw what I did there... Hypocrisy incarnate! :P

Is it just me, or...?

2011-04-03T05:38:00.001+01:00

I require a second... Well... Third opinion on this.

John Noble as Walter Bishop in the Fringe series

Look at that eye.
Is it just me or is that eye weird? Click on it, zoom in, whatever, just have a look at it. It's definitely weird!
Because it is weird!

Mischief managed.

2011-04-02T04:02:00.000+01:00

Alas, one of my favourite days are over....
The favourite part of the day (technically yesterday, but fuck that...) is that even newspapers make up rubbish and print it. That is absolutely wonderful. When big corporate magnates of awesomeness are giving up a little bit of their seriousness of doom for a little laugh in the every-day.
But I did have quite an eventful day, even though most of it was work... My scooter broke down whilst both my parents are out of town, so I had to drag it from Brennåsen to Søgne... Happy joy fun time!

OK i'm 6 hours late for that april's fools prank, so I'll just stop it right there :P

Anyway, I haven't pulled that many pranks today (that above was too lame to count)... Or.. I did tell someone Obama had been shot and killed, and he did go for the articles, so I do consider that a success. :D
But been really busy pretending to be tricked today, so that sucked a little..

New pranks are always appreciated! Always good to see a new side of things!

Dolly Parton.

2011-03-26T04:06:00.000Z

Dolly Parton is the perfect example of someone ruining themselves trying to stay young forever and ever... (I won't even begin to mention Michael Jackson.)
Look how beautiful she was in her youth, and I imagine she'd be much more beautiful if she had aged naturally... Look at that face! She's gorgeous!

Rather than looking like this scarecrow. I'm sorry, but that's what she is. Imagine what those boobs must feel like to wear! I'm surprised she's not wearing a knapsack full of rocks for balance!

I really like the way they used to make music... A person with a guitar. Nothing more, nothing less, singing their opinions, as they try to lure a subtle meaning into the song. Now that's music that makes me happy :) Well OK.. Maybe some soft chorus and careful drumming and piano in the background, but they shouldn't steal the attention away from the person with the guitar.

Music is beautiful! It makes me think of butterflies :P

Aww... Look how pretty! :D

Take me to a bar with women!

2011-03-24T19:57:00.000Z

Fabelaktig is a horrible word. It means fabulous. Fabulous on the other hand is a brilliant word.

How awesome would it be to own a bar, and just get looooaaads of minors drunk, and violate them behind the bar, and then kill them and make soup out of them and sell it as the "speciality of the bar". Err.. Look a pretty moon-picture! I swear it looked just like that, too! Which is the awesome part! And I also notice that I got a bit of the house in the picture too... I'm just that good.

Yes.


Look! Perdy!

I would really like to light a house on fire sometime. Just for fun... Maybe not one that is habituated.... Though if I managed to walk away from that fire labelled a hero, then that would be fucking epic.

Have you ever wanted to light a house on fire? Maim and kill? Plunder and rape?

OK... I may mock blogs now... :P

Family name

2011-03-16T17:13:00.003Z

I wonder if it's possible to add something to your last name... Like Mac. Or Mc...
MacHarbak would be awesome. I got a suggestion for O'Harbak, which would be kinda cool too.

OH!!!! And design your family crest and stuff would be awesome too...

Yes... I made one. LOOK! :D


The Harbak Family crest. Please note the M in the crown for Maria. It's true. And the dinosaurs are there because we're descendants of them. Not apes. We're too cool.

And also,
Salute to one of my idols who parted from us the 10th of march this year. Granddad, you will forever be remembered. Hats off to you!

England!

2011-03-10T16:15:00.002Z

I just visited my friend Carina in Middlesbrough, England. It was lovely!

Pretty street in the evening, on the way to Frank.

We really just chilled, and she showed me parts of Middlesbrough, and I was amazed by a specific shop that was called Cucumber.
Want to guess what that really was?

Here it is. The wretched Cucumber.

A hairdresser. A friggin' hairdresser called Cucumber. Where is the logic? Where is the appealing message hidden in the name? Does 'Cucumber' mean you'll look like a cucumber on your head after visiting? I wouldn't like to test the Moirai (goddesses of fate and destiny) to find out. They might end up cutting my life-string instead... And over what, a Cucumber!? No, Sir, I will not have any of that!
And I was so sure it was a sodding restaurant, that I even suggested going there when we were eating out.
I mean what about "Cucumber" does not state "food"? I mean really. Who think "hair" when they hear Cucumber? Maybe they had a hard time deciding on the name and just opened a dictionary, got C and pointed on that word.... Maybe if they had come a little further up they'd get Cock, and that, that would be mighty unfortunate. Who would go to a hairdresser named after a fucking chicken!?
But then again, those who want vegetable hair, would probably go to a fucking cock hairdresser...
*giggle* OK I'm being childish.
But it's a little fun...

Anyhow, was really nice to see Carina again, she lived in a nice-but-freezing flat, and we huddled together under her quilt and watched Ventrue Bros. and Twilight Zone. It was great fun :) And very nice.

Edinburgh Castle

Oh, and I also had a two-day-trip with Maren to Edinburgh! We walked through the whole friggin' city and went bonkers on seeing stuff and.... PICTURES!

These guys really know how to name stuff!

Oh, and we tasted the worlds best FUDGE! My tongue died a little, and was resurrected when I tasted that.


I couldn't help but laugh a little at that name..

It was an incredibly beautiful city, and I wouldn't think twice if someone wanted to drag me back there :)


Bobby! The awesome Greyfriar's dog.

Awesome! YEEHAW