wtb bulletproof vest and a saw.

Yeah.
A friend of mine sent me a song from the new Flight of the Conchords season.
Carol Brown.
It's awesome.

./~Shut uuup girlfriend from the paaast ./~
and
./~who organized all my ex-girlfriends into a choir and got them to sing?./~

Genious song.

Go on! Go listen to it! What are you waiting for? :P

Anyhuu,
Gaz(fort) is the greatest guy ever.
You want me write you a poem?
I'm gonna do it anyway.

Gaz, Gaz, rhymes with gas,
Dunno what kind of gas,
But I hope it's not the bad kind of gas.
Maybe it is because you are a rapper
But who knows
I know I don't.
Anyway, I'm just glad you're not a cannibal
Or what do I know, I haven't really met you
Maybe it's the humans that cause the gas
Accually when I think about it, I don't really wanna know.
I hope I'm not insultin now,
but maybe I am.
So sorry 'bout that
And good luck with the rapping

Yeah that was that.

Anyway, enough chit chat.
Eat a frogs leg or two. Just remember to give the poor frog a wooden leg afterwards. And maybe a pirate hat to cheer it up :D

ERROR!

In the early mayhem of word slaughter, I managed to misspell a word. Or. Not JUST a word. A TITLE.
So I'd like to corrcet it to "Revelations" and appologize in 'public' :P

Revalation

OH! Maybe I should sue them? That seems to work in America anyway...
Can say the job is hurting my mental health.
YEAH!
Genious plan...

An agressive salad

What's wrong with wanting vacation?
What's wrong with the working people?
What's wrong with people with kids?
What's wrong with my employers? I've never been so angry in my life. Here I come, willing to help them out a year, so i completely change my lifestyle. What do I get in return? "Work more!"
That's making me a little.. just a little, angry. And by the way, why did they even get the damn kid, if then don't want to raise/take care of her themselves? That's what normal people do, anyway, that's what i heard.

So yeah, I'm a little annoyed by that.
That was todays rant.

Tulip is todays flower, and the japanese car market is where the money is, apparently.
I think that's what they are trying to say... Hmm... ¨
And people are running around on walls. I think I'm being lied to.
I'm gonna test that theory the TV have.


...


I was DEFFINATELY lied to. Not only do they lie, but they also "forget" to write "DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME!" wich they clearly should have done. Think about all the idiots watching TV, wanting to try the very same trick?
It's a conspiracy. It's a conspiracy towards the HUMANITY! They're slowly gonna kill us all via the TV!

... No idea who "they" are by the way. But... A conspiracy theory always have a "they" in it, so...
Yeah.
I'm gonna go kick a wall.
Oh, and DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME!

Ostelavensklomp

I got the brownie! BOOM!
The amazing... Amazingness of the most AMAZING in this world... That's a brownie. I know it.
So yeah.
I'd like to quote a.. quote..: "Life sucks and the you die."
I think the person that made up that sentence was a very negative person. Maybe even a priest.

Oh and about priests.... PALADINS SUCK!
They shouldn't be allowed in ANYTHING. Paladins are arrogant, self-sentered BITCES that can both tank AND heal! What the hell is that for? That's just STUPID!

hmph..

So jawhol, bitte groSe lederhosen, danke für din schnelle kartoffel!

So... Peace brothers and sisters in dah house. And outside.

ROLL THE DIE DAMNIT!

You failed? Aaw, too bad.... Your character dies!

That was one geek joke for today...

OH! I recomend that everyone find a pair of tights, and their most charming set of underpants, and put them on over the tights (with maybe a different set of underpants under there again, just to have a little sense of hygiene) and then find a towel and tie it around your nec like a cape.

THEN you go out in the city, pretending to fly.
Preferably in the day on a Saturday... maybe around 1-2, maybe.
It would also be great if you accually DID it. And filmed it.
Because that would be great.
For me at least... :P

So go on! Go out and be crazy! :D
(but not insane. Don't think it's fun to have a stalker and/or a crazy bugger doing weirder stuff than that around.)
On the other hand... Go ahead :D Just remember to film it.. ;)

Are you going to Scarborough fair?

No, nada ilos comprendos, po(o)r favor, and so on and so on...


O! Deviantart! You should all have one!

(Hint: Check out Kjafse-knall!)


Just for fun.



Hmm.. Morgenstemning - Grieg
That's this evenings song. Because it can be.

And by that, I salute thee Goodnight, Sire!

hei sveis, random :P

cha cha cha

J'ai mes tickets! Je suis heureux!
Det betyr at om 47 dager (snart 46 om noen få timer) kan jeg puste inn den søte duft av norsk støvete flyplass jord :D
L'anglais aussi?
I'M GOING HOME IN 47 DAYS! (soon 46 inafewhoursss)

oh happy days

c'est la vie, ca! Et c'est bon, comme ca!

Fromage de la caca (oh so very mature)

Jawhol!
So hadde eg o fått meg ein blogg... En ordentlig en. En særiøs en. En om de detaljerte disseksjonene fra biologi labben og hvor mange ganger jeg har greid å koke ihjel baby flasker....
OK, ikke så veldig særiøs med andre ord... YEAH.
Das wast allten ja.

Nesten.
Litt.
Bittegrann.

Mmhm. Jaudå

Peace out