Un-Silent (Hill)

My bed is creaking....
Sounds dodgy.
Yes.

Alternate film titles (because I'm bored)

Zombie Apocolypse Now!
28 days earlier
Night of the Living un-dead!
Bridget Jones' Stamp
Plum Fiction
Van Hell Sings
....
Yeah that was lame.....

Rawr!

I have great plans for my bonsai tree.
When I've taken over the world with my mighty tree and hordes of zombies, I will plant get more trees and call them the "Trees of Life", and stuff, and make all living species pend on them. Addicted, more like.... Oh yes.
And my awesome Trees of Doom will make them live longer - sure, I'm not a complete bastard... -, but they are so addicted that they can barely move away from them, because their power of Lively Awesome Doom is so strong that they just want to live under them.
So they won't be able to kill me.
So I won't be needing bodyguards....
Allthough... I should have some - just in case -
You never know when the rebels rebel....... And their timing is usually really bad....
Maybe I should have a few just to be sure.....

And more Awesome Trees of Doom. Yes.....
After they are super-addicted to live by the first ones, I'll start removing them... OH MY GOD!! A BRILLIANT idea! The trees are the only source of oxygen they get!! So they HAVE to live by them at ALL TIMES! WOAH. Good ideas sure do come late at night when you're supposed to be asleep 5 and a half hours ago...
Hmmm.... Maybe I should create space stations instead of ruining the Earth... I quite like the Earth, see, and I also quite like living here.... So if I deport the humans to space stations..... Then they truly can live on just a few bonsai trees... Hmmm.... My evil mminions of Overly Doom knows how to take care of a bonsai tree.... Because I don't intend to put my life at risk to travel to space every day to take care of some plants... Oh no. What do you think minions are for!?
However, after the humans -or what's left of them- are in space stations, circling around earth, I can start plotting a new devious plan on something...........
But I haven't planned that far yet, so...
Anyway, bonsai tree.
My first bonsai tree will be by my side at all times.... And I'll pet it like it's a cat. Like all the villains have got.... But I don't, 'cause the landlady's son is allergic, so we're not allowed... And I usually prefer brown - red - white - black cats. And brown. And black...... O! Or cats that looks like foxes :D
THAT would rock. To have a fox for a pet.
Yes.
I can't wait to rule the world..... Maybe I should make a Doomsday device.... Just in case some of the rebellious idiots try to kill me or overthrow me or something else stupid...

Oh well. Time to get some sleep.

Knallbart

I met this really "academic" guy yesterday.... He's so "university-student" that it's creepy... He was referring to news-papers, rules, and laws and god-knows-what a billion times...
And I was thinking "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy", and then he attacked me with an axe. But I survived, because I hid in a labyrinth while it was snowing... So he froze to death.

..... Not really....

Japp

Insulting people is fun.
Especially if you don't really say anything horrible, but they just take it the bad way. It's hillarious... I mean.. If I say "go away" and "shut up" and "stop it" and the person don't take offense, but if I would say "you ask too much" and THEN the person would get offended, the person is just weird, and doesn't deserve to live and eat. And give the food to me, so that I could burn the meat, and feed the salad to the rabbit. And naturally bury the meat so it doesn't stink up the place... Even though it's burned.... Poor cows.... And pigs... And sheep....
They didn't deserve being enslaved by the humans... And after some time being made stupid by our stupid ways of keeping them... We should train them like dogs, we should! And then we should let them loose, and then live in happiness because we saved the stupid animals from a stupid faith! Well... We do need some stupid cows.... For milk and cheese and stuff. Anyway...: Then we would go back to our ecological vegetables and salads, with feta-cheese and/or dressings. Oh yeah.... Mmm-mmm.
Oh yeah. Fool-proof.

Hi

Yes. Hello.
I have a Bonsai tree.
The best bet is 2 months on how long I can keep it alive. It's slightly unflattering...
Well.. Without... stuff.... and just water maybe it will die..... Sure hope not.. Might try and locate a flower-store-thingy to buy that... stuff... it needs. So that I will own them with my bonsai tree of DOOM! And when I'm old and grey I will tell all my grandchildren (What I really mean is my sisters grandchildren....) about how much I owned them in their bets...
I wonder what they bet about...
Maybe I can get them to eat 6 heads of salad?
That would rock...........

"In search of....

Inspiration", sings Damien Rice in Eskimo. I quite like that song. Except from the opera thingy in the middle/end...
Mhm.
Kung-fu rocks.
Oh yes. I've started training the awesome martial arts of Awesomeness. And it truly is as awesome as it looks.
Not as cool though... It's even MORE cool!

Oh yeah. Just you wait, aliens! I will kick your arses Jackie Chan-style!
Oooooh yeah.
And people are gonna stop making Chuck Norris jokes and thingies, and start making Maria jokes instead. About how awesome I am.
Oh yeah.
THAT'S how awesome I'm gonna be.

Yes.

Muse is apparently playing in Oslo sometime soon... But it's obviously sold out... Typical.
And The Sims 3 looks fun. Curses. Must... not... give in! The.. pressure... ooooh, the pressure!