søndag 30. januar 2011

Eerie

*shiver* Had to post something just to remove that horrible pictures of the MGP stuff.....
Horrible horrible MGP....
Anyway. Thought I could post some screen shots I took while invading Gilneas. I love that place more than my own child. ...Not that I have a kid or anything... It's just a matter of speaking...



Right. Gilneas City. Beautiful place. Love it!



This is the Blackwald. Doesn't it look like the "evil forests" of any old cartoon movie? Just love it!

I should go and snap a few more, really...
Even though it's all dark and broody, I like it. Normally I wouldn't, but that place just enchanted me. LOVE it.
Maybe not that forest. But I was referring to Gilneas in general.
Man I sound like a total loser.

Yo punk, I swear ah've been shot 9 times, yo! Ah am so fuckin' cool, yo!
*cough*

onsdag 19. januar 2011

MGP, eve of tackyness.

Melodi Grand Prix. Or Eurovision Song contest as it is also known as.

Where to start.

The horrible costumes that borders to hilariously funny, or the gaudy music preformed by mundane, or maybe even terrible singers?

Ah. MGP is the time where one either gathers in front of the TV to laugh at, or actually vote at poor miserable artists that wouldn't know how to use an escalator without tripping whether he/she was tied to it or not.

Takes a great big dash of willpower to get through some of those songs...
And the costumes.... I'm sorry. It has to be said. Some of them looks like circus tents, or a gypsy trying to cover the fact that she's poor and can't afford clothes, but used the last few of her worthless pennies to buy something proper, but the reason why you can tell she's poor is because she stinks. Like rotten eggs and pee.

Wait. What was I talking about again? :P

Or maybe not. It's nice to gather in front of the television and vote for your country... Unless your country sucks.
And is musically blind.

I should rather say "deaf"...

No I'm kidding.

Anyhow, a thing I have not been able to avoid noticing... There are always a certain ... genre... of music in the MGP...
Only recently they have started to differ from that, but they hardly pull it off...
Maybe that's the whole idea, or should I say plan, behind it all? Make a new genre of music?
To torment the world forever and ever and ever with the horrible music that just never let's go of your cerebral cortex?
Maybe that is the case. And maybe not. But be warned. When Eurovision is on, whenever it is, don't vote.
Just don't.
You are so much better than that.
Don't vote for these guys. Just don't.
Because if you do, you'll know for certain that you are one of them.
You are one of the shiny people on the screen.
YOU ARE A CIRCUS TENT!



FYI, being a circus tent is bad...

søndag 16. januar 2011

Rant about dark and broody things.

Right so lately I've been thinking about dark and broody things. I mean like emos, goths, darkness, or shadows... Or curtains.
I say 'thinking about'... I mean 'being annoyed by'. The sheer unoriginality of some people...
What is so attractive about dark and broody things? I mean seriously. Look at this.

What is attractive/alluring/mystereious about this?
....But sure look pretty damn broody.

But then you have the stuff that follows "dark and broody". Like vampires, assassins, undeads.. etc etc... And undead vampire assassins... How fucking ridiculous would that be! Haha! Undead vampire assassins......
I mean come on. 1) That is a shitty idea 2) That is a VERY unoriginal 'idea' and 3) BAD.
And how shitty must that movie be? (If it was a movie.)

"UNDEAD VAMPIRE ASSASSIN KILLERS!" Now in your local cinema!

-The story of the young boy who found out that he was an undead vampire assassin killer, soon discovers that his life in darkness also gave him a new power: The power of brooding!
With this new gift he went out and killed young maidens by brooding them to death.
On contract.

I should become a youtube hero and make that movie. That would have been awesome.

And also. D&D. Dungeons and Dragons is awesome. But there are people who always play the same character over and over and over. Where's the fun in that?
Is it some sort of tragic hope that you sometime can be that sad pitiful little character of yours?
Because you can't be. Because it's all made up. Because you made it so. Because you're you, and can never be a D&D character. Because you're only human. Because you're born a weak fuckwit with no social skills.
Especially for shadows.
Or I'd rather say "sneaking-up-on-people-all-creepy-like-just-to-feel-stealthy".
Congratulations, you succeeded in sneaking up on me. You are a fucking master of CREEPY.
You have been awarded a diploma in "Stalking" and "Skulking" and "Being a social retard".

I bet mummy's proud.

Oh and kids, remember to brush your teeth!

mandag 10. januar 2011

Dalek mind-control.

EXTERMINATE!!!!

mandag 3. januar 2011

New year & shit.

Happy fucking new year!
Time to start fucking do stuff again. Can you all just feel the joy? I know I do.

I have made a fucking new years resolution. To say "Fuck" at least 5 times more than I need to in a fucking conversation. Isn't it just absolutely charming beyond comprehension? Yeah I know it is...

I have been good, and downloaded Doctor Who. I am hooked on Doctor Who. I love Doctor Who.
I want to buy every fucking season ever made of Doctor Who. ...Well almost every season.
The only thing that annoys me about Doctor Who is the Daleks. Their voices is like a cat trying to sing whilst being tortured with sandpaper on a blackboard. Otherwise everything is just fucking epic. And Tennant is awesome as ever.



Yeah. I fucking hope this new year will bring new possibilities and other good shit to everyone! From all of us to all of you... :P
Merry fucking Christmas :P


Fine that was random. But I couldn't think of anything else to write.