fredag 28. oktober 2011

Asshats who think that....

....Music at 5am in the morning is a good idea, deserves to be discarded by the evolution. Then, when the more superior beings are walking past the discarded waste, we can go "EVOLUTION'D!" and make an E with our fingers, and then spit in their faces. OH! And also say "DENIED!" I like "denied". It's a good word.

And of course by "discarded by evolution", I naturally mean  brutally murdered.

Look, a STOP COCK! Hah. I wonder what the Swanseans are doing when they're not trying to contain themselves from foreigners!
Filthy perverts!
Yeah. That's also my shoe. I was trying to be discrete about taking that picture.

onsdag 26. oktober 2011

Look! A funny number!

 Look at the page views :D
 Hahah! I find it funny.



Here's a funny picture of a derpy pony. Congratulations.

søndag 23. oktober 2011

We just killed the Lich King....

The proud murderers of a certain Lich King.
As the title states, we killed the Lich King... We didn't manage to get any achievements, though, which is a shame... Or the awesome HC title.... So I settled with making dirty pictures with his dead body... And some other dead bodies :D

It was too bad we didn't manage to kill him on HC mode though... The title is pretty rad. Bane of the Fallen King.
True shame.
Neither did we get the 30-stacks-of-Necrotic-Plague achievement... So it was all sort of pointless... Crew got the Kingslayer title, though.
So guess all in all it wasn't too bad.
ANYWAY! Pictures!
He looks kinda derpy, doesn't he....

A lovely little threesome with three dead bodies. Ah necrophilia. You sweet sweet temptress.
If you use your imagination it looks like Fordring is on his way to..... Erm...
Erm... Yeah! *Cough* My mind isn't usually in the gutter like this, it's-uh... Just...... LOOK A PARAKEET!

fredag 21. oktober 2011

Yeah.... Pranked again...

This is how I found my cabin...

The view.... It's simply amazing!

Oh my? Does it rain?

Revenge is sweet... I only took it a little bit further... I used lava under >:)

The result of lava + water :D

lørdag 15. oktober 2011

News from a prankee.

I got pranked again. There is an endless cycle going on here :P
First I found my hut covered from floor to roof with stones with hidden silverfish. That was a really really nice surprise.... And then I found this:

Mushroomy Sauron!
 Of course, my veins were pumping rage at this point, as I was removing this taint from Sauron. Nobody messes with da Boss :P
(Or possibly also laughing, as Fabulous Sauron was kinda funny)

So I decided to have a spot of revenge.

The smooth-stone are all infested with silverfish. :D

And I made mt. Deathskull cry. and mushroomy.
Goodness... Wonder what's next :S

AND I WILL WIN THIS!! IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO!!

onsdag 12. oktober 2011

Hah! Pranked again!

I haven't laughed so hard in... a week!! This was a brilliant prank from the guy I keep pranking. :P

Mushroom tower! :D

Hah! :D Brilliant.

And the whole island is filled with cake. Blessing or a curse? :P

Anyway, seeing as I'm super-set on having the last laugh, or in this case, the last prank, aka WINNING. So I pranked him back. By covering every surface in the skull with melons :D


What it looks like from the outside
What it looks like inside :P

MELON POWER! YAY!

I will win. If it's the last thing I do! :P
And I will win hard....

I wonder what to do next....


Hmmm...

Suggestions are well appreciated

OH! Maybe make an undead unicorn!

I'm at a loss of words from this.... But not really.

A friend of mine posted a photo of this on facebook...
I just had to repost that in here... It's like one of those ridiculously stupid people from House.. And I'm not even exaggerating. Or kidding.



I bet the fact that he was away 1 year and her inability to keep her legs closed has NOTHING to do with this. At all...
The fact that this made it to a newspaper at all must mean the journalist has an extreme sense of humour or just doesn't know better... I'm hoping, for the sake of mankind, that it is humour.

søndag 9. oktober 2011

Free stuff!

 I recently (read: 5 minutes ago) cleaned up the mess and threw away the crap I got from the Freshers Fayre, and decided to collect the treasures. I got a helluvalot of key rings as well but I'm never really gonna use those, am I...

Here be tha booty! Arrr!


Hooray!
Now: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?

Can squeeze it together....

But seriously WHAT IS IT!? O.o
Any clue of what this mysterious and seemingly pointless thing is will be greatly treasured.
Is it some sort of a bra padding?
Is it an erotic toy?
Is it a stress-ball?
Is it a chin-support for when you're sitting down to prevent double-chins?

fredag 7. oktober 2011

OMG!

Ohmygodohmygod!! LOOK!


How bloody awesome is that! :D I am super-proud and stuff now.
Yaaaaay!

The Dalek.

Right! I wanted to show off my Dalek. I made a dalek. Because they are awesome with insanely annoying voices. I like the red and black one the best. Because-errr... It's got red on it. (The point goes to the ones getting the Shaun of the Dead reference.)

Dalek! Yay!

Seen from ground level, the sign says "EXTERMINATE".


Just a profile picture, for good measure.

Right. That was the dalek. Now, next up is the lovely Norwegian flag. Hanging over an altar.
There is a sign under (I cut it out) saying "Worship the Norwegians", which, I naturally think we all should do. Particularly this Norwegian here. *Points to self* Yep.


Do as the sign say! Worship the Norwegians!


Snobby skull

I have now desecrated this skull even more... As you can see it is now a snobby skull. I'm sure he will appreciate this gesture somewhat horribly :D

I now do commissioned skull-art by the way. So if you have any sort of suggestion, do say so! I'm more than happy to help ruining this poor man's skull as it is! :D

Should probably stress that I am not the creator of the skull. Merely the creator of the stuff around the skull... Which may or may not be welcomed there :P
I anticipate a terrible revenge from the skull's creator. Possibly in form of some evil cookie-creation in the middle of my hut.





A little plaster on the wound.

After having pranked someone, I like to leave a little cake as a plaster on the wound. But when I see the cake hasn't been touched at all, I feel like putting my emotions into words.

Preferably like this (in cake):

 
Nuff said.

torsdag 6. oktober 2011

Minecraft pranks.

I had some fun with a friends "Death-skull of doom!"... The first one was when I thought he had been messing around with Sauron's eye, and made it cry, but then I took it off because it wasn't actually him. The second one was because he deserved to be pranked.

Enjoy!


Derpy skull. This was the one I removed, sadly...


And this is the current one.
I wonder if he'll know it was me.... And get revenge.... :P Hopefully there will be no explosions though... that's just mean.

Be expecting a skull-with-a-moustache-picture soon! :P

onsdag 5. oktober 2011

Mount show-off-ing

 Yaaaaaaay! I'm gonna show off some of my awesome mounts! Because I'm so very very awesome.

Sandstone drake/Vial of the sands

Violet Protodrake



....Just complaining about how many tries (and still no raven lord mount) I've killed both Ikiss and Kael'thas. Bastards.
...But then I got the white hawkstrider, Yaaaaaaay! No more Magister's Terrace for me!

This is my pride-mount from the first boss in Karazan. I luvs it.




And I have a tiny dirty bonus picture for those that were arsed to look at the mounts... :P


LICH KING BJ! WOOOH! :P ....
I have no idea how I became so pervy.... I blame my surroundings.

tirsdag 4. oktober 2011

Gudmund Ragnar Harbak

I have been thinking about my late grandfather a lot recently...
I've forgotten the date when he died, but I remember it was in March and on a Thursday. I remember kissing his forehead before I left. I went to the drum class, and after I got a text saying he passed away 5 minutes after I left his room and I remember trying to contain myself on the street where I was walking on my way to the bus. I remember his funeral, carrying his casket. It was heavy, even though we were 6 people carrying him over the icy ground.
I remember finding a rose inside the church, I took it and threw it in the hole they put him in when people started to leave and concentrated on finding their cars.
And I remember dad not crying.

He loved his house in Finsland. And Pysa keeping him company. That was one shy cat... Can't help but laugh when thinking about that silly excuse of a cat.

mandag 3. oktober 2011

More MORE Minecraft stuff.

I forgot to add the paradise island.That is important to add.

A little cabin.
Paradise island. Yes
The paradise beach

søndag 2. oktober 2011

New Minecraft-stuff update

 New Minecraft - creation update! I made a weird swirly tower with the eye of Sauron on top. Because the Lord of the Rings are awesome.
Only people that can fly can go in there.... Because it's fun to keep people on the outside from stuff they can't get into. :D


Swirly tower with the Eye of Sauron.

Lava streams lighting up the tower.

Swirly stuff and lava streams

The eye of Sauron. Because he's awesome.