Oh Swansea.

It's quite easy to see that Swansea people needs a little extra to understand what a dog taking a shit look like.

Bless them.

I just love that they actually made an image of a dog taking a dump and put it on a sign. It's just fantastic!

(Patronising the people of the country you live in = insta win. :P)

Tuesday

This is a Tuesday. So far we've had a bomb threat here in Swansea, and a guy I was scout with died last night.
It's terrible!
I imagine this week will be extremely good...


Well. So there's that.

Here is a picture of my foot. You are welcome.
...You've probably seen this before...
I know, it's amazing. 

Anyway, last day of the month now, wonder what sort of mischief I should get up to today... Not much I'm guessing. I'm just that fun! (cough)
Yesterday we made D&D characters (Dungeons & Dragons) and started playing the game slightly. I'm the DM (Dungeon Master. The boss. The layer of the land. The God. The supreme overlord. The master. The.. Yeah, the creator.) and I've never DM'd before. So that's interesting. I hope they will be pleased with it in its simplicity. I made a map...
Actually, no. I made two maps. And I think I spent more time making those than actually planning out the game.
Which is bad.
I know what will happen in certain places, but I have literally no idea what puzzles I will put in there.
Well. I should get crackin'.

Social Darwinism is fun.

I miss summer. This eternal autumn is getting dreary and mundane. Or winter. But mostly summer. I want to go swimming and stay under water for 99,99% of the time!
I want to go scuba-diving again! I've not done that since Egypt, which was... Some years ago... I don't remember....
All the pictures from that trip is now on my hard-drive... That died.. Anyone know a good technician who is an expert of saving content from external hard-drives?
Anyone?
...Anyone...?
I will pay big money to the one who do!
MONEH I SAY!
Anyway, there's that.
I think I've written too much now... BYE!

VICTORY

BOOYAH! We did it!
YOU DID IT!
WOOOH!....
We won. There, I said it.
Congratulumafations.

[Insert cliché title here]

I have a confession to make.
Every month (since I found out about the page-view thing) I have a small competition with myself to see if we can beat the monthly page-view.
This has worked to some extent. Somehow. Nearly. A little bit.
OK it actually did work.
Ever since I decided to copy my good friend @sciurusaurus on Twitter and spam my blog on there, it's shot through the roof! FOLLOW HIM! HE'S AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS! ... 
I need to get a rude/douchebag jar as soon as overly possible.
Fine, OK, Through the roof is relative. But it did compared to what it used to be.

I'm a sad person.

Fun picture that ... Yes. Twitter was involved with that as well. 99,99% of all the pictures I use on here has been on Twitter at some point, I'm guessing.. So apologies for that. 
Well good one!
Cheerio old bean!

Pink sheep.

This just blew my mind.
We found 1 single sheep on our Atlantis-mountain city-Eden-lair server, but I've never seen one again after that. And now, I randomly go into my single-player world, my "Explode a mountain" world, where I don't build anything, I just stack a mountain of TNT and set it off, I find 3! I found 3 naturally spawned pink sheep in my rubbish trash world! How cool is that! I did spawn a million mooshrooms, so I spent a bit of time killing them... But I must state that, even though this might sound suspicious with the new egg-things Mojang inserted, I DID NOT SPAWN ANY SHEEP. Just the Mooshrooms. I just found this a hilariously awesome coincidence. 3 pink sheep in a very close proximity! And here they are!

Oh, And I also didn't breed anyone. I will though. Maybe. If I'm fussed. BUT LOOK HOW COOL THEY ARE!! :D
Apparently their spawning rate is 0.164%
Ha.
Awesome.