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Outside my window, I got around.... 50 mosquitoes MATING.
I need a bug-spray...

They are squeezing against my window like a zombie trying to eat a human through a door...

Dirty dirty mosquitoes. I bet they love it. Filthy bugs.
"And O', What do I see, I do believe I see a human victim o'er there! In the yonder! Let's go an' suck it's blood, 'till there is no more! O' an' covered in bug bites, surely!"

....Mosquitoes are pure evil.
No question.

God is a sadist.

The end.