Happy it-sucks-to-be-single day! Also known as "If-you-say-'happy-valentines-day'-to-me-again-I-will-stick-that-card-so-far-up-your-arse-it-will-come-out-of-your-mouth day" and "gallons-of-ice-cream day"
I like valentines day. It's so pink and yucky it's awesome. And it is pretty nice to get a card too from friends and stuff. Plus they sell extra chocolate in the shops.
Chocolate is always a winner, boys!
To woo your woman, always buy her chocolate!
Or fruit. Though she might take that the wrong way...
Or both! Hah! That must be a sure winner.
Haha, I love sounding like an expert.
I'm not btw.
Believe it or not.
Yeah. Happy Valentines day. Go nuts on the chocolate! BOOYAH!
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