Why it is raining.

I have some theories why there is so much rain these days. They are all involving God and some blasphemy.
I like Blasphemy. It's fun.

...I'm going to Hell.

Anyway, hope they are somewhat entertaining even though they are somewhat typical.

        It's raining because....

God is an arse.

God is drooling in his sleep.

God is peeing.

Jesus is hung over.

Yeah they were all kinda lame and used. But the creativity wasn't great tonight. Will try and make up for it next time.