The adventures of emperor Tedward McBearington III.

Once upon a time there was a bear. One day he was deported from China, where he ruled in the factory he was made. This made McBearington III sad. But then he was bought by a fair maiden.

This made McBearington III happy. Look how happy he is! The fair maiden took a liking to the bear, and soon they did everything together.

They went shopping together...

.. They discussed the shopping list together...

... They even withdrew cash together!

Then one day they decided to have a meal together on McDonald's, because Tedward wanted to show her how grateful he was.

He was very hungry.

He ate ALL the food, because he was a very good bear who always ate up his food.

But this disgusted the fair maiden, so she left. That made Tedward sad. So he sat down on a bench and started abusing drugs. He abused and abused until one day, she came back!

They were happy again! They went on a holiday together. To Swansea!

They cuddled by a church.

Then they cuddled some more, because bears love to cuddle. That is the no. 1 thing bears like to do. Tied with eating honey.

They went back to the girl's lodge in the magical forest.

Then they watched a magical film about a magical unicorn on her magical stone...

And then they cuddled some more! Tedward was so happy!

And then the fair maiden kissed Tedward! Tedward was so happy! ...But then he felt weird! Something started happening! Suddenly his skin turned to paper! And his hands were tied up with tape! The fair maiden had tricked him, and now he was turning into a paper-rock! That made Tedward sad.

Now Tedward was a paper-stone. He no longer felt sad or happy. He was just there. And he would be there in the fair maiden's lodge in the magical forest until she decided to move him.

                                       The End.


BACKGROUND STORY TIME!
Cira and I (Cira is the girl in the photos) bought this for our friend Kayleigh for her birthday, because it was so hilariously huge and soft and cuddly. And then we went around in town with it. We soon realised we were causing quite a lot of attention around ourselves, so we decided to drag it a little bit further. Which was fun. So we ended up doing all of the above!

Below is a picture of the background story of emperor Tedward McBearington III. Enjoy!

If it's hard to read because of shitty picture quality then give me a shout. It should be fine though.