Dry humour.

"I'm not coming to work today; I don't want to break the law."
"What law?"
"The law of gravity!"
*Drumroll*

You love it.

Lifeage.

So now that all the assessments are over and done with, there is only the big production left.We're doing The Visit by some dude I can't remember the name of. But now that I mention it, I think it's Friedrich something.
Will be fun to see all the 3rd year performances, not heard anything about the 2nd year performance(s), but I'm sure they will do some too. Will be good.

The thing with Swansea Metropolitan is that they enjoy making bizarre plays. And I mean bizarre. So I assume someone will end up crying food at the end of it.
Yes, food. Do not question the logic of Swansea Met.!

Anyway, so we have had our assessments now, apart from the end production (which I have no idea if we'll be assessed on or not), which is an incredible load off our -at least my- shoulders. And soon there is Easter! I can't wait for the Easter! Going to Liverpool to visit Kayleigh's house for 6 days, then I'm off to merry old Norway! I am quite psyched about both. 1st off: LIVERPOOL FER FECK'S SAKE! That's where the Beatles are from! Fangasm and all that!

I was pleasantly surprised of how little it smelt of pee.

Will be good to see my friends again. My lovely Carinus Awesomeicus and Malenosaurus in particular, but also the rest of the Søgne-gang :)

EASTER WILL BE SO FREAKIN' GREAT!!!

Memo to self: bring loads of creme eggs back.

I love Easter. I can't say enough how much I love it.The traditional cabin-trips to Okse with a full Easter egg is never wrong. Reading Donald Duck before bed/in bed/by the breakfast table/in the sofa/on the toil.. Ew. No. Not on the toilet. That's unhygienic and nasty. I never understood people that read on the toilet. It's quite frankly grim. Think about all the bacteria you leave on that shite! And get just by touching it! You get your mothers arse-bacteria. On your hands. And your own arse-bacteria. Mixed together in an unholy matrimony of disgustingness. Dare I mention that annoying sibling you always fight with? HIM/HER TOO!
DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT!?
Kids, this is why you wash your hands after going to the loo.
And never read stuff whilst hosting a porcelain party.

And also; is it bad to keep "seeing" creepers whilst playing Fable 3..?
I'm worried that Minecraft has a greater influence on my life than I'd like.

Kthxbye.

Vengeance is sweet

I happened to encounter a creeper....
I decided that vengeance was a good idea.
Ohh ho ho...
Look at it with its little puppy eyes! :D

TRAPPED! MWAHAHA!

Too trapped for... school!

It mentally begged me not to... But oh-hoho no.
It went boom >:)

What was left. A spider happened to come by... Collateral damage >:)

 Then I remembered that I was in creative mode............
It got - sort of - out of hand...

:D

There were no survivors. I enjoyed it immensely.

Kthxbye!

Miss Do-Nothing

We had our Approaches To Text and Voice assessment today.
PHEW!
So happy to have got that over and done with.
We still have got two more assessments, an oral exam on Monday, and an essay for Friday. So still got a lot of stuff to do.
Today though went all right. Pav forgot a line, but it was only one line, so hopefully we won't get drawn down for that. I think he was really good as Patrucio. I also slapped him way harder than intended in the play... I almost burst out laughing, and/or shout "SHIT, I'M SO SORRY!!"...
I'm not going to lie... Slapping him felt good...

... Maybe because of aggression from yesterday... Not with Pav, though.
Completely different. This is some of the drama that was still from after freakin' Christmas.
It is so ridiculous that it hasn't stopped yet.
I think I have some idea what's going on, I'm putting the pieces slowly together like a retarded donkey, seing as nobody will tell me anything, but if I'm right, then it's... Well, nothing.
I hope it gets resolved soon though, because this is getting too ridiculous. I mean really fucking mind-numbingly stupid-old.
Anyway. Rant over.

I had a bit of fun looking at google the other day... I was wondering how to do the Tornado Kick (a kung fu move), as it's been ages since I saw anyone do it, but I was greeted with something amazingly amazing.

1st off, please let me direct your attention to the idiots looking how to print screen. THERE IS A FREAKIN' BUTTON! O.o Not only on PC, but on MAC too... I assume there is a similar situation with the MAC... Having a button dedicated to it....
2nd of all, I love the "how the hell do I squat!?" thing. Must be men. Men don't have to squat to pee when camping. Silly men. "Duuuuuur, I need to squat for some reason. How do I do that!? I need to consult google!" :D
3rd, spiritism. REALLY!? Humanity worry me. "Yeah you need special powers to be able to see ghosts and you need to pay £100 for this tiny crystal that will open your 2nd eye in the chakra of the house of Shitlords. This eye will give you the third eye! And the ability to foretell fuck all!" If that's what you want to spend money on, then by all means...

BESØK!

Yvonne visited me this week-end! Happy-mega-fun-time!
The first day was very hectic, first she, the poor girl, had to watch Catty and I rehearse our Body and performance piece, then we went to the shop and bought food, then we went to watch The Taming of the Shrew, by a student group.
After the shops, this is what greeted us..:

 That was proper awesome. They asked us to join, but to "keep our clothes on, because it was kinda really cold." :P That was funny.

Day 2! We walked down to town and found loads of daffodils that were broken off. Yvonne picked them up and carried them around for the whole remainder of that day! It's a freakin' miracle they survived! And now they've even opened, and look proper good.

 The bud of one of the daffodils got to bathe in the blood-fountain... :P I think the yellow looks really good against the red. She was much amused by the fountain. "A bit strange but also fun. Mostly fun." she said, bless her. :D

 The bud got a bath :P And this is Yvonne outside the Cross Keys with her daffodils!
Had an amazing week-end with her, and can't wait to see her again :)

Chocolate was involved. A lot of it, by the way. And Sodoku. It's been good!

Yay!