Janitor Scruffy

Hoodlums! Mayhem! Sugar!

Yet another poem, by the Great and Brilliant, Maria.
Yes thank you.
That was fun.

Chocolate. Milkchocolate.
NORWEGIAN milkchocolate.
And Cheeze Doodles... OH MY GOD!
And orange chocolate.... and Easter eggs with egg-cream or something in them.. oooooohhhhh yeaahhhh.......
Norway is the land of LOVELYNESS when it comes to candy.
Oh yes.
I sure am glad I'm going back! Only 8 days, till I get me almost 3 week vacation :D
Oh yeah!
Mmmm-mmmm... Chocolate.... The LOVELYNESS of the world. The worlds ehh... 8th wonder? or 7th? I lost count........
Anyway...

Go to sleep!

Brad's dictaphone.

Remember: This is merely a rehearsal. A rehearsal.... I hope....
Ehh... Even though it is only a rehearsal: Don't let them hear you... Be verrrrry quiet!
Errr, Dave, I don't think you should be bleeding all over, like you do.... Go un-bleed! It's not too good of an idea to bleed with ZOMBIES around.
D-D-Dave? A-Are you a-alright? Dave?
Lucy, get away from dave. NOW.
OH MY GOD!
DAVE!
ARGH!!! STOP BITING LUCY, DAVE!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OH MY GOD! I CAN SEE HER INTESTINES!
COME ON LISA, WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!
SHOOT THE HEADS!!! OH MY GOD SHOOT THE HEADS!!!
(Yes, was just waiting for an excuse to use it.)
AAAAARRRGHHHH!
Look! A house! We might be saved!
Lisa? Oh my god...... Is that.... Your parents?
GET AWAY FROM THEM!
They are not your parents anymore!
NOW RUN INTO THAT HOUSE!
I'm afraid we're not in Kansas anymore... Heh.....
Wait... Did you leave the door open? Oh my god...
Oh my god oh my god oh my god.....
If I'm sure this was just a rehearsal? NO! Not anymore!
Lisa.
Behind you.
ARGHHHH!! NO!!! RUN LISA!!!
I got it!
HOT DAMN HE BIT ME!!!
RUN LISA!
Befo.. B.. B...... Braaaaaiiiiinnnsssss......
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhgaaaaagaaaaa...

Happy Birthday.. a little late...

I'm a bad friend. I'm a day late!
I blame WoW. Bad WoW.
Hmmm... OK, I better "Sing" a late birthday song...
Ready?
OK....

AHEM:

Happy birthday to youuu,
Happy birthday to youuu,
Happy BIRTHDAY dear Malene,
Happy Birthday to youuuuu...

Yeah. You know I love you, and stuff ;)
You big old turkey :D
I said that with love.


OH! I also wrote you a poem!
(Not really, I'm just improvising... You don't know that.)


Malene, is a pretty ballerina,
But she doesn't dance ballet.
So I lied.
I'm sorry, Malene.
She likes playing WoW
And she likes flowers
But after this year, I'm not sure anymore
Anyway
This chick is not a flick
But she's got a boyfriend.
That is a bee.
She is awesome.
Malene likes icecream.
Malene likes brownies.
Malene is 1337.
Malene had birthday yesterday.
Malene isn't 1337, she's 21.


I'm done.

You can applaude me now :P

Yeehaa! Hope you had cake, Malene! :D

Verdens latskaps dag.

Oh yeah. Today is the international Lazy Day.
Day off for the working woman and man. Can you digg it? Oh yeah! I know I can ;)

Hmmm... Nah, don't feel random/"funny" enough now...

Peace y'aaall

Zombie Fest

Yeah, I've been watching the Police Academy films (About to continue on the 5th later.. Oh yeah) and I've realised how fantasticly idioic Zed is. He's wonderful, in his own special way :P
The actor is brilliant.
Mahoney, on the other hand, funny, but he's too much of a boring hero, and know-it-all, and.... Yeah hero...
And the rest of them also rock ofcourse.

Oh!
I got exactly 2 weeks left in Paris, before I can go home 3 weeks... and enjoy my exams...

Zombies are awesome, and increadibly stupid! :D
They are great!
I want to invent a zombie invasion!
And magic....
Mostly magic...

Please give me a nudge if you have a clue how to invent magic... The "how to make a Zombie" issue is solved. So... Yeah, Magic is the main thing I focus on, at the moment.

So yeah. Go make some mayhem!