Quasimodo the german teapot.

My family is a comming to ze Paris a today'a!
It'll be nice!
My youngest sister flew for the first time (she's... what.. 14?) wich is weird...
And they live in the Moulin Rouge area.... Wich is where all the sex-shops and strip-clubs are XD
Oh yes.
Mom's gonna be pleased (oh my..) to see (I swear... I don't do this on purpose! ... ahh, who am I kidding..) that... I know I'm gonna mock her for that for the rest of my life :P
"Special price for you, my friend!"
(eew...)
Yah.
Anyway. I'm gonna build a city on rock and roll...
With my 99 red balloons.

Shazam! :P