Dear God.

Dear God.

You killed my fish.
That's not nice!


I want my fish back!

Love, Maria.

Dear Santa.

Dear Santa.
I would really really like an iPhone.
Because they are shiny.
And I can buy a pink sparkly cover for it.


Like that one.

Oh, dear Santa if I got an iPhone I would... erm... Call people! And download fancy apps!
...Whatever they are. I would know if I had an iPhone.
So the conclusion is that I should really get an iPhone. Or a helicopter.

An unicorn works too. That poops rainbows.

Love
Maria

Attention.

NEED
ATTENTION
NAO
PLIX!


I is not teh desperate, I swears! I tell teh truth & shit!