Stupidity reincarnate

I was reading the news, even though I rarely do, and I came over an article that was posted yesterday....

Apparently a burglar poisoned some goldfish to avoid having eye witnesses....

Can read the story right here. Trust me. This is ridiculous.

Mothers...

Mum is watching a Jan Thomas show....



I'm starting to hope I was adopted...

Happy Valentines day!

Happy it-sucks-to-be-single day! Also known as "If-you-say-'happy-valentines-day'-to-me-again-I-will-stick-that-card-so-far-up-your-arse-it-will-come-out-of-your-mouth day" and "gallons-of-ice-cream day"

I like valentines day. It's so pink and yucky it's awesome. And it is pretty nice to get a card too from friends and stuff. Plus they sell extra chocolate in the shops.
Chocolate is always a winner, boys!
To woo your woman, always buy her chocolate!
Or fruit. Though she might take that the wrong way...
Or both! Hah! That must be a sure winner.

Haha, I love sounding like an expert.
I'm not btw.
Believe it or not.

Yeah. Happy Valentines day. Go nuts on the chocolate! BOOYAH!

Fiddlesticks.

Heretofore is a great word. And methinks.
English got some great words here and there.
Like 'mushroom' and 'doom'.
Brilliant.

Grudges

I never understood people that held grudges for ages. If I ever get pissed off at someone, I'll block them for a week and start talk to them again like nothing's happened. Or that depends on how pissed, really...
But I've been talking to a guy that really know how to hold a grudge. We're both sort of hot-headed, short-fused opinionated people that are sort of stubborn.
And we had a fight. A silly little "you are no friend of mine" fight.
OK maybe it was more in the dimensions of "you are no friend of mine, and I will unleash DOOM upon you if I ever see you again!"... Anyway, a week later or so, I tried talking to him. He was still pissed. When I say pissed, I mean "DIE YOU BACKSTABBING BITCH!! ARRGGHHHH!!!"

... It was quite unpleasant to be honest, but I guess that that's how some people handle polite conversation.
When I say polite conversation, I am meaning really polite conversation. Like "How do you do good sir!" etc.
Anyway.
What I can't understand is why people are bothered to be mad so long?
It must drain your energy like a sponge that's squeezed.
And quite frankly, I'd rather be a sponge for a week than to be squeezed and squeezed for over a month etc. Man up, and apologize god damn it!

Boring dreams.

Have you ever had a dream where you were so fucking bored that you just simply woke up?
I have no idea who I'm asking, but I'm still asking.

It's absolutely horrifying. It's like being at school, staring at a blank sheet of paper while listening to their teacher MUMBLE on and on and on about something you don't understand because of the mumbling.

Horribleness... Must be worse than nightmares.... Not the really horrible nightmares of course... Just the lame ones that your mind is too lazy to make horribly scary...