Joy! Happy Easter

WOOOOHH!!! Easter!

I love this holiday!
Out on Okse and eating sweets from an easter egg.... LOVE IT!


Wish you all (who read my blog... Which is few...) A very happy Easter and loads of sweets.
Because that's what Easter's all about. Sweets. That's right!


Have fun boys and girls!

Stuff that makes me want to burst into song. Like a character in a musical.

Yay. Nice-happy-love-rainbows! Of doom! :P

OK this is basically the opposite list of the stuff below. This is what I really like. For those of you who would like to make me happy. Happy overlords/kings/emperors are always nice.

- Chocolate; come on. Who doesn't like chocolate?
- Easter; My favourite holiday!
- Sun! Yaaaaay! :D
- Kicking arse in videogames; It's fun. Especially if it's a person.
- Kicking people's arses; Because some deserve it. Like a certain pale, blonde bitch that is
- Getting my will; Like ruling the world. That would be epic.
- Spyro the dragon; some of the best games in existence. In my opinion.
- Summer; Yaaaaaaay! :D
- Swimming; because it's fun! And you can swim underwater and stuff! Yaaay!
- Saying "Yay"; Because it's an expression of joy. And stuff. And a little childish. It's fun.
- Sweets; Because they are lovely
- Cats; because there aren't enough crazy-cat-ladies in the world.
- Being childish; It's great!
- Foxes; Because they are pretty and beautiful and awesome and stuff!
- Harry Potter; I just love to  imagine I'm in the story with them. Amazingly written.
- Colours! There's nothing more pretty than lots and lots of colours. Yaaaaay!
- Smiles; I love to see people smile proper smiles. The faces just light up! Not those nasty fake ones though.
- Explosions; because they are pretty.
- Atomic bomb explosion-pictures; they are pretty too. But preferably not one that actually blows something real up.... That would be slightly sick. Only test-thingies.
- Movies; Always nice to sit down with a good movie.
- Hot chocolate and chocolate milk; pure loveliness!
- Music; because it makes your brain melt. In a good way.
- Kung Fu; It's BRILLIANT! Definitely going to keep on doing that.
- My wonderful friends; there are nobody like them :)
- Dungeons & Dragons; It's brilliant. And I love playing it with friends.
- The sky; there's so much pretty on there. Can never know what to expect when you look at it.
- Astronomy; One of my favourite subjects. So much interesting out there!
- Okse; the island we have our cabin on, my favourite place in the whole world. Also called Oksøya. Mhm.
- Dreaming; I love to sleep and to dream. And having my head up in the skies. :P Going for totally unrealistic goals. Realists piss me off. :P
- Games; Games are fun. Especially Spyro. But WoW is also pretty awesome.
- Making lists; it's good fun. Should be tried at least once!

Yeah I think that was about it :P
It's fun to make lists....

Did I miss anything?
What do you like?

OK that was horribly blog-like, but this is a blog, so fuck it. :P I'm still asking.

Stuff that makes me want to set said stuff on fire.

Yes. Now you will get a list over what I hate. Isn't that brilliant? Yes it is. Because then you can carefully plan stuff to avoid exactly these things. OK. Here goes.

- Roosters that starts howling (yes, howling. I'm not kidding. These fucking roosters howl.) EARLY in the morning.
- Monkeys; nasty, ugly, mean mother fuckers...
- Roosters; yeah I just really hate them. Cocky bastards... If I could, I would kick them. Hard.
- Hairspray (also known as "The Gas of Death", "the Smell of Nasty" or "the Taste of Arse"); because it gets into your mouth and into your nose no matter how much you try to drown yourself in quilt.You will still taste-smell it for hours after said product was used. The horrible taste-smell of Hairspray. It really is horrible.
- Perfume that smells like hairspray; because it's hairspray in disguise.
- Perfume that "taste" like hairspray; read above.
- Bimbos; because they are bimbos. And stupid. And bimbos. But on a positive note, though, they are slightly entertaining when they do incredibly stupid things. They do make a good laugh out of things. So I guess that putting them on the "hate"-list is a little exaggerated.
- Pink bimbos; because they are slightly worse than bimbos.
- 'Cool' Bimbos; Bimbos who have this strange idea that they are 'cool' and do 'cool' stuff like using snuff and smoking and drinking and take pictures of it, while they pout, hence looking really really stupid.
- Pink monkeys; basically a bimbo. Only with the lack of hygiene.
- A certain blonde, pale, butt-ugly guy that is slightly more cocky than a million roosters together; because he really is. The boy think he's the cleverest person on this planet. Plus I bet his penis is really small. And diseased. And dirty. Plus he smells bad. Really bad. Like he hasn't had a proper shower for years.
- Mondays; who doesn't. Really? Who doesn't hate Mondays?
- Mornings; read above. Only insert "morning" instead of "Monday".
- Snuff; because they make people's mouths smell bad and looks nasty. Go kill some people with second hand smoke instead...! That is the decent thing to do! (:P)
- Snow; because it's God shitting on our population. Or Allah. Or whatever the hell you believe in.
- Monkeys; did I mention how nasty monkeys are? Because they are.
- Shopping; is there really anything more boring in this world?
- Fishing on WoW; who would like to spend 6 hours of their life trying to catch ONE little fish? >.<
- Archaeology on WoW; who would like to spend ages running back and forth between dig-sites? This is basically the more mobile version of fishing. Only a little more annoying.
- Elitists; fucking pricks that think they know everything. But fail at so much more. They must have tiny genitals. And no, the worse you behave, the less your mother will love you. Evil circle, eh, fucker?
- PvP; No matter what way you look at it, PvP will never be fun. Ever. Only when you get achievements. Achievements are fun.
- Judging; people that judge stuff before they know what it is, or who is, should all be set on fire. And people who refuse to think otherwise of the first-impression, even though the weird-looking person is nice (for example), should be taken behind a shed and be shot. That goes for stuff, animals, nature and humans. Basically everything. Yes. Everything. Judging for fun, however, is an entirely different thing. That is fun.
- Nitpickers; I really really hate nitpickers. When I discuss something with someone who refuse to bow down to my might and awesome power of right-ness, and keep throwing the same argument on me over and over, I really just want to send them in a rocket right into the sun.
- Discussing; because it is time-consuming and annoying. It can be fun sometimes, with the right persons. But rarely...
- People that refuse to take "I just want to be alone" for an answer; LEAVE ME ALONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! We can do stuff some other time, just leave me the fuck alone today!! Different people have different social needs, for Christ's sake!
- Allergies; Oh who doesn't hate this... Being so puffy people don't recognize you just rock. And your eyes itching so bad you need to wear sunglasses to avoid people looking at you like you've been crying constantly for the past few weeks (which you probably have, from all the eye-rubbing)...
- Annoying boss; The boss that really maternally/paternally suggests that you should drag your arse to work, no matter how sick you are, or you are fired. Or the like.

Yeah. I think this is it for now.
.... That was a kind of long list.....  I hadn't really anticipated that when I started... Oh well...!

Hairspray should be banned from this earth.

Additions to this list are also very welcome. It's always fun to obsess over stuff. Yes.

Toodels!

Humility

A master from the Shaolin temple once said

Humility defeats pride,
pride defeats man.
- Master Yang

I like these words a lot. And I think we, Norwegians especially, should think about humility a lot more than we do. I mean we're so rude and arrogant these days, thinking the world evolves around us. 
I especially think about this when I'm at work, where the kids are so rude and think they know everything. Maybe I should teach them manners.

Manner lessons by Maria Harbak.

By Professor Maria Harbak...

Nono... By Doctor Maria Harbak!

.... Yeah I saw what I did there... Hypocrisy incarnate! :P

Is it just me, or...?

I require a second... Well... Third opinion on this.

John Noble as Walter Bishop in the Fringe series

Look at that eye.
Is it just me or is that eye weird? Click on it, zoom in, whatever, just have a look at it. It's definitely weird!
Because it is weird!

Mischief managed.

Alas, one of my favourite days are over....
The favourite part of the day (technically yesterday, but fuck that...) is that even newspapers make up rubbish and print it. That is absolutely wonderful. When big corporate magnates of awesomeness are giving up a little bit of their seriousness of doom for a little laugh in the every-day.
But I did have quite an eventful day, even though most of it was work... My scooter broke down whilst both my parents are out of town, so I had to drag it from Brennåsen to Søgne... Happy joy fun time!

OK i'm 6 hours late for that april's fools prank, so I'll just stop it right there :P

Anyway, I haven't pulled that many pranks today (that above was too lame to count)... Or.. I did tell someone Obama had been shot and killed, and he did go for the articles, so I do consider that a success. :D
But been really busy pretending to be tricked today, so that sucked a little..

New pranks are always appreciated! Always good to see a new side of things!