Yes. Now you will get a list over what I hate. Isn't that brilliant? Yes it is. Because then you can carefully plan stuff to avoid exactly these things. OK. Here goes.
- Roosters that starts howling (yes, howling. I'm not kidding. These fucking roosters howl.) EARLY in the morning.
- Monkeys; nasty, ugly, mean mother fuckers...
- Roosters; yeah I just really hate them. Cocky bastards... If I could, I would kick them. Hard.
- Hairspray (also known as "The Gas of Death", "the Smell of Nasty" or "the Taste of Arse"); because it gets into your mouth and into your nose no matter how much you try to drown yourself in quilt.You will still taste-smell it for hours after said product was used. The horrible taste-smell of Hairspray. It really is horrible.
- Perfume that smells like hairspray; because it's hairspray in disguise.
- Perfume that "taste" like hairspray; read above.
- Bimbos; because they are bimbos. And stupid. And bimbos. But on a positive note, though, they are slightly entertaining when they do incredibly stupid things. They do make a good laugh out of things. So I guess that putting them on the "hate"-list is a little exaggerated.
- Pink bimbos; because they are slightly worse than bimbos.
- 'Cool' Bimbos; Bimbos who have this strange idea that they are 'cool' and do 'cool' stuff like using snuff and smoking and drinking and take pictures of it, while they pout, hence looking really really stupid.
- Pink monkeys; basically a bimbo. Only with the lack of hygiene.
- A certain blonde, pale, butt-ugly guy that is slightly more cocky than a million roosters together; because he really is. The boy think he's the cleverest person on this planet. Plus I bet his penis is really small. And diseased. And dirty. Plus he smells bad. Really bad. Like he hasn't had a proper shower for years.
- Mondays; who doesn't. Really? Who doesn't hate Mondays?
- Mornings; read above. Only insert "morning" instead of "Monday".
- Snuff; because they make people's mouths smell bad and looks nasty. Go kill some people with second hand smoke instead...! That is the decent thing to do! (:P)
- Snow; because it's God shitting on our population. Or Allah. Or whatever the hell you believe in.
- Monkeys; did I mention how nasty monkeys are? Because they are.
- Shopping; is there really anything more boring in this world?
- Fishing on WoW; who would like to spend 6 hours of their life trying to catch ONE little fish? >.<
- Archaeology on WoW; who would like to spend ages running back and forth between dig-sites? This is basically the more mobile version of fishing. Only a little more annoying.
- Elitists; fucking pricks that think they know everything. But fail at so much more. They must have tiny genitals. And no, the worse you behave, the less your mother will love you. Evil circle, eh, fucker?
- PvP; No matter what way you look at it, PvP will never be fun. Ever. Only when you get achievements. Achievements are fun.
- Judging; people that judge stuff before they know what it is, or who is, should all be set on fire. And people who refuse to think otherwise of the first-impression, even though the weird-looking person is nice (for example), should be taken behind a shed and be shot. That goes for stuff, animals, nature and humans. Basically everything. Yes. Everything. Judging for fun, however, is an entirely different thing. That is fun.
- Nitpickers; I really really hate nitpickers. When I discuss something with someone who refuse to bow down to my might and awesome power of right-ness, and keep throwing the same argument on me over and over, I really just want to send them in a rocket right into the sun.
- Discussing; because it is time-consuming and annoying. It can be fun sometimes, with the right persons. But rarely...
- People that refuse to take "I just want to be alone" for an answer; LEAVE ME ALONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! We can do stuff some other time, just leave me the fuck alone today!! Different people have different social needs, for Christ's sake!
- Allergies; Oh who doesn't hate this... Being so puffy people don't recognize you just rock. And your eyes itching so bad you need to wear sunglasses to avoid people looking at you like you've been crying constantly for the past few weeks (which you probably have, from all the eye-rubbing)...
- Annoying boss; The boss that really maternally/paternally suggests that you should drag your arse to work, no matter how sick you are, or you are fired. Or the like.
Yeah. I think this is it for now.
.... That was a kind of long list..... I hadn't really anticipated that when I started... Oh well...!
Hairspray should be banned from this earth.
Additions to this list are also very welcome. It's always fun to obsess over stuff. Yes.
Toodels!
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