Eonar or BFD.....
Yes.
mandag 28. desember 2009
Gone with the wind
I'm leaviiing on a jet plane (or more accurately, bus)
I wonder when I'll get my computer back...
I hope I'll get a new one O.o
Hmmm, I need to pack...
I wonder when I'll get my computer back...
I hope I'll get a new one O.o
Hmmm, I need to pack...
lørdag 26. desember 2009
My god...
I just got Twitter.... How bad is that?
I'll say... Pretty bad.
Just to answer my own question... I enjoy answering my own questions...
O! My sister compared me to Stewie in Family Guy today :S That worried me a little bit... Isn't he trying to kill his mother, or something? :S
At least that's what I've heard... Never was the biggest fan of that show... It's a cheap Simpsons parody.. Even though that creepy guy that likes the fat son (Chris?) is pretty awesome/hilarious (I've seen Blue Harvest... That's how I know these things... :P)
It's not a particularly good series, Family Guy. It's got cheap humour, annoying main-characters, and plenty of unlikeable characters... (Like Peter. He's the worst main character ever!)
Bah. Humbug.
I'll say... Pretty bad.
Just to answer my own question... I enjoy answering my own questions...
O! My sister compared me to Stewie in Family Guy today :S That worried me a little bit... Isn't he trying to kill his mother, or something? :S
At least that's what I've heard... Never was the biggest fan of that show... It's a cheap Simpsons parody.. Even though that creepy guy that likes the fat son (Chris?) is pretty awesome/hilarious (I've seen Blue Harvest... That's how I know these things... :P)
It's not a particularly good series, Family Guy. It's got cheap humour, annoying main-characters, and plenty of unlikeable characters... (Like Peter. He's the worst main character ever!)
Bah. Humbug.
torsdag 24. desember 2009
Ho ho ho!
Meeerry Christmas, ye scallywags!
Enjoy the traditional TV-crap, and try not to eat out of your skins!
And stuff.
YEAH! Cinderella power, and stuff :P
Enjoy the traditional TV-crap, and try not to eat out of your skins!
And stuff.
YEAH! Cinderella power, and stuff :P
onsdag 23. desember 2009
søndag 20. desember 2009
onsdag 16. desember 2009
Lola, the singing bee
I took the test again.
Because I lost the first result.
I GOT SYMBOLIC as my most dominant characteristic!! HOW is that even possible? :S I didn't change my answers that much :S
Obviously, a little, but what I thought was right...
......
Anyway.
Boring subject...
.......
I want a cat called Eureka... Next year, baby, I will get one! ...I like cats...
Because I lost the first result.
I GOT SYMBOLIC as my most dominant characteristic!! HOW is that even possible? :S I didn't change my answers that much :S
Obviously, a little, but what I thought was right...
......
Anyway.
Boring subject...
.......
I want a cat called Eureka... Next year, baby, I will get one! ...I like cats...
Klaus, die kleine kartoffel, bitte!
I found an annoying "what part of your brain do you use"-test-thingy.
This...
It just WON'T turn around! It's annoying as hell!
I managed it to turn it counter-clockwise two times, or so..
But I had looked away from it for a few seconds... But it's impossible to make it go that way on purpose! :S
And I always heard that the right side of your brain was the logical one... So I got quite scared.
And started wondering whether I was a really, really misunderstood mathematical genius, which would have made sense with those test results I had in maths... And when I say "really", I mean REALLY.
So I started my search for a new and exciting test.... (Yeah, that means the first result I got... I'm apparently too lazy to look properly around..)
So I found this!
And my fear vanished like the forests vanishes near humans!
And it was kinda cool....
Random is my most dominant characteristic, apparently... With 58% on the right brain-score-thing.. I found that kind of cool... Slightly disturbing, but cool...
And I got 0% in Symbolic stuff... (like solving a mathematical problem etc.) in my left brain-thing... And that's just plain hilarious. I mean... "Hello, you are completely, and utterly useless in solving stuff without actually seeing the object/stuff"
It's always good to know you're useless when you have a maths exam...
That test is really cool though... That last one... 'Cause it calculates and stuff... Mhm.
Yeah... Kawabunga
This...
It just WON'T turn around! It's annoying as hell!
I managed it to turn it counter-clockwise two times, or so..
But I had looked away from it for a few seconds... But it's impossible to make it go that way on purpose! :S
And I always heard that the right side of your brain was the logical one... So I got quite scared.
And started wondering whether I was a really, really misunderstood mathematical genius, which would have made sense with those test results I had in maths... And when I say "really", I mean REALLY.
So I started my search for a new and exciting test.... (Yeah, that means the first result I got... I'm apparently too lazy to look properly around..)
So I found this!
And my fear vanished like the forests vanishes near humans!
And it was kinda cool....
Random is my most dominant characteristic, apparently... With 58% on the right brain-score-thing.. I found that kind of cool... Slightly disturbing, but cool...
And I got 0% in Symbolic stuff... (like solving a mathematical problem etc.) in my left brain-thing... And that's just plain hilarious. I mean... "Hello, you are completely, and utterly useless in solving stuff without actually seeing the object/stuff"
It's always good to know you're useless when you have a maths exam...
That test is really cool though... That last one... 'Cause it calculates and stuff... Mhm.
Yeah... Kawabunga
søndag 13. desember 2009
Julenatt og tyttebær
Yum Yum. This is what I LOVE about this day... Mhm.
Yummy...
Sankta Lucia FTW!
No idea why we celebrate it... We're not even a catholic nation...
O! Two years ago, at Heimtun, we had all the teachers comming in in our rooms, singing the Sankta/Saint Lucia song, with those buns, and it was really really cozy. The rock/metal teacher was playing a violin, while the photograph-teacher was wearing the crown of lights.
It was fun.
I like traditions!
ESPECIALLY when there is a fire-hazard to it.
And this one certainly has one.
Just look at the picture! The "Lucia"-girl looks like she's ready to put some lights on, to put it that way!
Hah, the boy to her right looks like he's about to make a run for it....
Yeah... Good boy..
Knowing when to stop carrying insanely-flammable-stuff, is a good gift. Especially on this day. Or New Years Eve...
Well, actually... Especially on New Years Eve.....
Yeah.... I like traditions...
O! Like chocolate advent calendars.....
Oh yeah.
O! Or all the cakes we bake... And marzipan.. And chocolate...
And chocolate-marzipan...
Especially that last one.
Yummy...
Sankta Lucia FTW!
No idea why we celebrate it... We're not even a catholic nation...
O! Two years ago, at Heimtun, we had all the teachers comming in in our rooms, singing the Sankta/Saint Lucia song, with those buns, and it was really really cozy. The rock/metal teacher was playing a violin, while the photograph-teacher was wearing the crown of lights.
It was fun.
I like traditions!
ESPECIALLY when there is a fire-hazard to it.
And this one certainly has one.
Just look at the picture! The "Lucia"-girl looks like she's ready to put some lights on, to put it that way!
Hah, the boy to her right looks like he's about to make a run for it....
Yeah... Good boy..
Knowing when to stop carrying insanely-flammable-stuff, is a good gift. Especially on this day. Or New Years Eve...
Well, actually... Especially on New Years Eve.....
Yeah.... I like traditions...
O! Like chocolate advent calendars.....
Oh yeah.
O! Or all the cakes we bake... And marzipan.. And chocolate...
And chocolate-marzipan...
Especially that last one.
Incredible monkey stances!
Tentacle porn!!
Tribute to my two room-mates who tend to say that a lot...
Oh yeah!
Tribute to my two room-mates who tend to say that a lot...
Oh yeah!
lørdag 12. desember 2009
Holy Night
Hopehopehope my computer isn't a bitch....
Every restart is like discovering whether you forgot to put on your pants or not, on your way to school/work/etc....
Insane joy when you discover that you have, or that crushing disappointment when you discover you really did forget them...
Every restart is like discovering whether you forgot to put on your pants or not, on your way to school/work/etc....
Insane joy when you discover that you have, or that crushing disappointment when you discover you really did forget them...
fredag 11. desember 2009
FUBAR
It's a flipping miracle that internet has lasted as long as it has!
It's like a whole new era in my computer has started!
It's like an AA just sobered up :D
I LIKE IT :D
..Although.. I haven't closed down the site yet.... I haven't dared...
What if My Magnificent Computer decided to get all PMS on me again?
No, I wouldn't want that.
A horrid though, it is!
... To be continued....
:P
It's like a whole new era in my computer has started!
It's like an AA just sobered up :D
I LIKE IT :D
..Although.. I haven't closed down the site yet.... I haven't dared...
What if My Magnificent Computer decided to get all PMS on me again?
No, I wouldn't want that.
A horrid though, it is!
... To be continued....
:P
onsdag 9. desember 2009
Enter only when drunk
My computer hates me.
It's amazing how bad a computer it is.
It's amazing that I'm able to whine about it in this blogg!
For an insanely long time it haven't allowed me to open my web browser. Well... Open, But no touchy.
Not literally touching either.. I meant surfing.
Denying its master some precious internet time.... It should be keelhauled!
It's like I'm saying.. This computer is the future leader of the Robot Uprising! Or a distant cousin....
Anyway, I'm going to deliver it back to HP, and cross my fingers for a brand new one... A less rebellious one...
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!
It's amazing how bad a computer it is.
It's amazing that I'm able to whine about it in this blogg!
For an insanely long time it haven't allowed me to open my web browser. Well... Open, But no touchy.
Not literally touching either.. I meant surfing.
Denying its master some precious internet time.... It should be keelhauled!
It's like I'm saying.. This computer is the future leader of the Robot Uprising! Or a distant cousin....
Anyway, I'm going to deliver it back to HP, and cross my fingers for a brand new one... A less rebellious one...
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!
tirsdag 24. november 2009
Donkey Kong
Yeah!!
One of my room-mates has bought a Mario game! It rocks! I've never played a Mario game properly before, so... Yeah!
We've been sitting in front of the TV all four of us the past two night and playing... Yeah it was fun...
Yellow mushroom-headed-man-power! Oh yeah! (...Yellow Toad... I looked it up :P)
Anyway, the game is ace.
One of my room-mates has bought a Mario game! It rocks! I've never played a Mario game properly before, so... Yeah!
We've been sitting in front of the TV all four of us the past two night and playing... Yeah it was fun...
Yellow mushroom-headed-man-power! Oh yeah! (...Yellow Toad... I looked it up :P)
Anyway, the game is ace.
søndag 8. november 2009
Beheaded monkey
Woah... You know what I just realised?
We're soon in 2010!
That's totally WILD, man!
It's... Totally MIND BLOWING!!!
2010!
...I definitely think that we should have walking beds with umbrellas and flying carpets, and ... stuff! Yeah... I drew that when I was... Maybe 10... That's how I thought 2100 would be... I think 2010 should be like that!
Man, we're old...
2010.... EVERYTHING is just... Science-fiction! Where are the robots raging? Where are the plasma guns? Where have all the flowers gone?
...This country is cold... I want my very own pet-volcano... Just a cute little one... Not the "end-of-the-world" sized ones... They are too.. Apocalyptic for my taste... Even though I LIKE apocalyptic things, I'd like to be able to control it, you know...
yeah... That'll be the new fashion!
"Paris Hilton attending to her cute little volcano, in her home in Hollywood... Awww... It's having an eruption!"
Yeah....
We're soon in 2010!
That's totally WILD, man!
It's... Totally MIND BLOWING!!!
2010!
...I definitely think that we should have walking beds with umbrellas and flying carpets, and ... stuff! Yeah... I drew that when I was... Maybe 10... That's how I thought 2100 would be... I think 2010 should be like that!
Man, we're old...
2010.... EVERYTHING is just... Science-fiction! Where are the robots raging? Where are the plasma guns? Where have all the flowers gone?
...This country is cold... I want my very own pet-volcano... Just a cute little one... Not the "end-of-the-world" sized ones... They are too.. Apocalyptic for my taste... Even though I LIKE apocalyptic things, I'd like to be able to control it, you know...
yeah... That'll be the new fashion!
"Paris Hilton attending to her cute little volcano, in her home in Hollywood... Awww... It's having an eruption!"
Yeah....
Alphabetical order
Outside my window, I got around.... 50 mosquitoes MATING.
I need a bug-spray...
They are squeezing against my window like a zombie trying to eat a human through a door...
Dirty dirty mosquitoes. I bet they love it. Filthy bugs.
"And O', What do I see, I do believe I see a human victim o'er there! In the yonder! Let's go an' suck it's blood, 'till there is no more! O' an' covered in bug bites, surely!"
....Mosquitoes are pure evil.
No question.
God is a sadist.
The end.
I need a bug-spray...
They are squeezing against my window like a zombie trying to eat a human through a door...
Dirty dirty mosquitoes. I bet they love it. Filthy bugs.
"And O', What do I see, I do believe I see a human victim o'er there! In the yonder! Let's go an' suck it's blood, 'till there is no more! O' an' covered in bug bites, surely!"
....Mosquitoes are pure evil.
No question.
God is a sadist.
The end.
torsdag 5. november 2009
Failure
Yeah... This one was a failure.....
Even if I DID manage to get up at 8, I would have been killed by my room-mate who HATES bagpipes....
Oh well...
It's the 5th of November, so I should say:
Remember remember the fifth of November,
the Gunpowder Treason and Plot.
I see no reason
why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot...
Heh, yeah....
Have fun burning the guy on a bonfire, and all that.....
O! By the way: The seasons first snowball was made yesterday. Very important mark indeed.
And the first THROWN snowball was today... Which is also an important mark...
Even if I DID manage to get up at 8, I would have been killed by my room-mate who HATES bagpipes....
Oh well...
It's the 5th of November, so I should say:
Remember remember the fifth of November,
the Gunpowder Treason and Plot.
I see no reason
why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot...
Heh, yeah....
Have fun burning the guy on a bonfire, and all that.....
O! By the way: The seasons first snowball was made yesterday. Very important mark indeed.
And the first THROWN snowball was today... Which is also an important mark...
onsdag 4. november 2009
Conclusions...
So... The statistics on the "poor cow" experiment was... Meh..
I got a: "Yeah, I was expecting that... I kinda hinted on you saying 'poor cow' you know..."... So I guess that one is a failure....
I also got into an argu... a discussion. About why people are vegetarians, and suchlike. I guess that is another fail..
And the third one was a blank stare and a "It's pig". I definitely think that one was a success.
Oh yeah.
I can't remember the rest.... I guess I don't watch people eat too much....
Anyway, Next week I'm going to ... Wait... The rest of this week, I'll get up at 8 in the morning, and practise my bagpipe imitation-sound-thingy....
Yes.... Power to MEEE!
I got a: "Yeah, I was expecting that... I kinda hinted on you saying 'poor cow' you know..."... So I guess that one is a failure....
I also got into an argu... a discussion. About why people are vegetarians, and suchlike. I guess that is another fail..
And the third one was a blank stare and a "It's pig". I definitely think that one was a success.
Oh yeah.
I can't remember the rest.... I guess I don't watch people eat too much....
Anyway, Next week I'm going to ... Wait... The rest of this week, I'll get up at 8 in the morning, and practise my bagpipe imitation-sound-thingy....
Yes.... Power to MEEE!
onsdag 28. oktober 2009
Frat-house
Hooray! My iPod is back!
...But it's not working, naturally... But I got a shiny new one :D
So it doesn't really matter :D
Just a bit.
Anyway. Sitting on the bus without music is scarily boring. Music is great. It makes you so un-bored just by sounds of awesomeness.... I quite like that..
You don't have to get car-sick by reading, or anything... And you can watch all the weird people that comes on the bus....
O!
I want to start accually DOING things in this blog (not in.. That would be weird.. I mean outside.. In the world.. )
Yes. So today, or.. The rest of this week I will say "poor cow" and laugh hard when I see people eat meat... Oh yeah. That'll be... Yeah.
Oh, Donovan has, by the way, a song called "poor cow"... He's hillarious, Donovan. He even has a song about Atlantis... Wich rocks hard and long.
Anyway.
Scootere, ferie, høst
...But it's not working, naturally... But I got a shiny new one :D
So it doesn't really matter :D
Just a bit.
Anyway. Sitting on the bus without music is scarily boring. Music is great. It makes you so un-bored just by sounds of awesomeness.... I quite like that..
You don't have to get car-sick by reading, or anything... And you can watch all the weird people that comes on the bus....
O!
I want to start accually DOING things in this blog (not in.. That would be weird.. I mean outside.. In the world.. )
Yes. So today, or.. The rest of this week I will say "poor cow" and laugh hard when I see people eat meat... Oh yeah. That'll be... Yeah.
Oh, Donovan has, by the way, a song called "poor cow"... He's hillarious, Donovan. He even has a song about Atlantis... Wich rocks hard and long.
Anyway.
Scootere, ferie, høst
søndag 25. oktober 2009
What the fuck!?
So I found out today that I'm the classical drunken "stupid-confessions-talker"...
It's pathetic. Just wildly and utterly idiotic.
So I made an arse out of myself. Wich I find hillarious, ofcourse...
I'll save the shame for tomorrow.... It's more suitable to whine then.
Allthough now is kinda a fun time to whine aswell...
Maybe I should wake my darlin' roomies up..... A-HAHAHAAAA!
....yeaa-no....
I don't have a death wish....
Allthough.... There is a certain someone that IS fun to mess with....
I'm deffinately going to Hell..... :P
It's pathetic. Just wildly and utterly idiotic.
So I made an arse out of myself. Wich I find hillarious, ofcourse...
I'll save the shame for tomorrow.... It's more suitable to whine then.
Allthough now is kinda a fun time to whine aswell...
Maybe I should wake my darlin' roomies up..... A-HAHAHAAAA!
....yeaa-no....
I don't have a death wish....
Allthough.... There is a certain someone that IS fun to mess with....
I'm deffinately going to Hell..... :P
torsdag 8. oktober 2009
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søndag 27. september 2009
Un-Silent (Hill)
My bed is creaking....
Sounds dodgy.
Yes.
Alternate film titles (because I'm bored)
Zombie Apocolypse Now!
28 days earlier
Night of the Living un-dead!
Bridget Jones' Stamp
Plum Fiction
Van Hell Sings
....
Yeah that was lame.....
Sounds dodgy.
Yes.
Alternate film titles (because I'm bored)
Zombie Apocolypse Now!
28 days earlier
Night of the Living un-dead!
Bridget Jones' Stamp
Plum Fiction
Van Hell Sings
....
Yeah that was lame.....
torsdag 24. september 2009
Rawr!
I have great plans for my bonsai tree.
When I've taken over the world with my mighty tree and hordes of zombies, I will plant get more trees and call them the "Trees of Life", and stuff, and make all living species pend on them. Addicted, more like.... Oh yes.
And my awesome Trees of Doom will make them live longer - sure, I'm not a complete bastard... -, but they are so addicted that they can barely move away from them, because their power of Lively Awesome Doom is so strong that they just want to live under them.
So they won't be able to kill me.
So I won't be needing bodyguards....
Allthough... I should have some - just in case -
You never know when the rebels rebel....... And their timing is usually really bad....
Maybe I should have a few just to be sure.....
And more Awesome Trees of Doom. Yes.....
After they are super-addicted to live by the first ones, I'll start removing them... OH MY GOD!! A BRILLIANT idea! The trees are the only source of oxygen they get!! So they HAVE to live by them at ALL TIMES! WOAH. Good ideas sure do come late at night when you're supposed to be asleep 5 and a half hours ago...
Hmmm.... Maybe I should create space stations instead of ruining the Earth... I quite like the Earth, see, and I also quite like living here.... So if I deport the humans to space stations..... Then they truly can live on just a few bonsai trees... Hmmm.... My evil mminions of Overly Doom knows how to take care of a bonsai tree.... Because I don't intend to put my life at risk to travel to space every day to take care of some plants... Oh no. What do you think minions are for!?
However, after the humans -or what's left of them- are in space stations, circling around earth, I can start plotting a new devious plan on something...........
But I haven't planned that far yet, so...
Anyway, bonsai tree.
My first bonsai tree will be by my side at all times.... And I'll pet it like it's a cat. Like all the villains have got.... But I don't, 'cause the landlady's son is allergic, so we're not allowed... And I usually prefer brown - red - white - black cats. And brown. And black...... O! Or cats that looks like foxes :D
THAT would rock. To have a fox for a pet.
Yes.
I can't wait to rule the world..... Maybe I should make a Doomsday device.... Just in case some of the rebellious idiots try to kill me or overthrow me or something else stupid...
Oh well. Time to get some sleep.
When I've taken over the world with my mighty tree and hordes of zombies, I will plant get more trees and call them the "Trees of Life", and stuff, and make all living species pend on them. Addicted, more like.... Oh yes.
And my awesome Trees of Doom will make them live longer - sure, I'm not a complete bastard... -, but they are so addicted that they can barely move away from them, because their power of Lively Awesome Doom is so strong that they just want to live under them.
So they won't be able to kill me.
So I won't be needing bodyguards....
Allthough... I should have some - just in case -
You never know when the rebels rebel....... And their timing is usually really bad....
Maybe I should have a few just to be sure.....
And more Awesome Trees of Doom. Yes.....
After they are super-addicted to live by the first ones, I'll start removing them... OH MY GOD!! A BRILLIANT idea! The trees are the only source of oxygen they get!! So they HAVE to live by them at ALL TIMES! WOAH. Good ideas sure do come late at night when you're supposed to be asleep 5 and a half hours ago...
Hmmm.... Maybe I should create space stations instead of ruining the Earth... I quite like the Earth, see, and I also quite like living here.... So if I deport the humans to space stations..... Then they truly can live on just a few bonsai trees... Hmmm.... My evil mminions of Overly Doom knows how to take care of a bonsai tree.... Because I don't intend to put my life at risk to travel to space every day to take care of some plants... Oh no. What do you think minions are for!?
However, after the humans -or what's left of them- are in space stations, circling around earth, I can start plotting a new devious plan on something...........
But I haven't planned that far yet, so...
Anyway, bonsai tree.
My first bonsai tree will be by my side at all times.... And I'll pet it like it's a cat. Like all the villains have got.... But I don't, 'cause the landlady's son is allergic, so we're not allowed... And I usually prefer brown - red - white - black cats. And brown. And black...... O! Or cats that looks like foxes :D
THAT would rock. To have a fox for a pet.
Yes.
I can't wait to rule the world..... Maybe I should make a Doomsday device.... Just in case some of the rebellious idiots try to kill me or overthrow me or something else stupid...
Oh well. Time to get some sleep.
torsdag 17. september 2009
Knallbart
I met this really "academic" guy yesterday.... He's so "university-student" that it's creepy... He was referring to news-papers, rules, and laws and god-knows-what a billion times...
And I was thinking "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy", and then he attacked me with an axe. But I survived, because I hid in a labyrinth while it was snowing... So he froze to death.
..... Not really....
And I was thinking "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy", and then he attacked me with an axe. But I survived, because I hid in a labyrinth while it was snowing... So he froze to death.
..... Not really....
Japp
Insulting people is fun.
Especially if you don't really say anything horrible, but they just take it the bad way. It's hillarious... I mean.. If I say "go away" and "shut up" and "stop it" and the person don't take offense, but if I would say "you ask too much" and THEN the person would get offended, the person is just weird, and doesn't deserve to live and eat. And give the food to me, so that I could burn the meat, and feed the salad to the rabbit. And naturally bury the meat so it doesn't stink up the place... Even though it's burned.... Poor cows.... And pigs... And sheep....
They didn't deserve being enslaved by the humans... And after some time being made stupid by our stupid ways of keeping them... We should train them like dogs, we should! And then we should let them loose, and then live in happiness because we saved the stupid animals from a stupid faith! Well... We do need some stupid cows.... For milk and cheese and stuff. Anyway...: Then we would go back to our ecological vegetables and salads, with feta-cheese and/or dressings. Oh yeah.... Mmm-mmm.
Oh yeah. Fool-proof.
Especially if you don't really say anything horrible, but they just take it the bad way. It's hillarious... I mean.. If I say "go away" and "shut up" and "stop it" and the person don't take offense, but if I would say "you ask too much" and THEN the person would get offended, the person is just weird, and doesn't deserve to live and eat. And give the food to me, so that I could burn the meat, and feed the salad to the rabbit. And naturally bury the meat so it doesn't stink up the place... Even though it's burned.... Poor cows.... And pigs... And sheep....
They didn't deserve being enslaved by the humans... And after some time being made stupid by our stupid ways of keeping them... We should train them like dogs, we should! And then we should let them loose, and then live in happiness because we saved the stupid animals from a stupid faith! Well... We do need some stupid cows.... For milk and cheese and stuff. Anyway...: Then we would go back to our ecological vegetables and salads, with feta-cheese and/or dressings. Oh yeah.... Mmm-mmm.
Oh yeah. Fool-proof.
lørdag 12. september 2009
Hi
Yes. Hello.
I have a Bonsai tree.
The best bet is 2 months on how long I can keep it alive. It's slightly unflattering...
Well.. Without... stuff.... and just water maybe it will die..... Sure hope not.. Might try and locate a flower-store-thingy to buy that... stuff... it needs. So that I will own them with my bonsai tree of DOOM! And when I'm old and grey I will tell all my grandchildren (What I really mean is my sisters grandchildren....) about how much I owned them in their bets...
I wonder what they bet about...
Maybe I can get them to eat 6 heads of salad?
That would rock...........
I have a Bonsai tree.
The best bet is 2 months on how long I can keep it alive. It's slightly unflattering...
Well.. Without... stuff.... and just water maybe it will die..... Sure hope not.. Might try and locate a flower-store-thingy to buy that... stuff... it needs. So that I will own them with my bonsai tree of DOOM! And when I'm old and grey I will tell all my grandchildren (What I really mean is my sisters grandchildren....) about how much I owned them in their bets...
I wonder what they bet about...
Maybe I can get them to eat 6 heads of salad?
That would rock...........
torsdag 10. september 2009
"In search of....
Inspiration", sings Damien Rice in Eskimo. I quite like that song. Except from the opera thingy in the middle/end...
Mhm.
Kung-fu rocks.
Oh yes. I've started training the awesome martial arts of Awesomeness. And it truly is as awesome as it looks.
Not as cool though... It's even MORE cool!
Oh yeah. Just you wait, aliens! I will kick your arses Jackie Chan-style!
Oooooh yeah.
And people are gonna stop making Chuck Norris jokes and thingies, and start making Maria jokes instead. About how awesome I am.
Oh yeah.
THAT'S how awesome I'm gonna be.
Yes.
Muse is apparently playing in Oslo sometime soon... But it's obviously sold out... Typical.
And The Sims 3 looks fun. Curses. Must... not... give in! The.. pressure... ooooh, the pressure!
Mhm.
Kung-fu rocks.
Oh yes. I've started training the awesome martial arts of Awesomeness. And it truly is as awesome as it looks.
Not as cool though... It's even MORE cool!
Oh yeah. Just you wait, aliens! I will kick your arses Jackie Chan-style!
Oooooh yeah.
And people are gonna stop making Chuck Norris jokes and thingies, and start making Maria jokes instead. About how awesome I am.
Oh yeah.
THAT'S how awesome I'm gonna be.
Yes.
Muse is apparently playing in Oslo sometime soon... But it's obviously sold out... Typical.
And The Sims 3 looks fun. Curses. Must... not... give in! The.. pressure... ooooh, the pressure!
fredag 28. august 2009
søndag 23. august 2009
Tomorrow,
Toooomorrow, I love you, tomorrow is.... No, you know what? Screw it.
I can't stand that song anyway.
But my point is... Tomorrow. Rocks.
Because: Oslo, baby! Oh yeah!
I'm gonna say it: EPIC.
Oh yes.
I can't stand that song anyway.
But my point is... Tomorrow. Rocks.
Because: Oslo, baby! Oh yeah!
I'm gonna say it: EPIC.
Oh yes.
lørdag 22. august 2009
Zombie-tastic
OK. That is the cheesiest expression since the pick-up line "do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?"...
It's accually ridicolous! It's so bad, that if anyone ever use it, in a serious situation, they should be kicked out in an instant.
Hehe...
I can "see" the whole place falls silent, and soon people are starting to whisper, and then the owner shows up, and says "You have.. You have spoken the Unspeakable! GET OUT!", and then he is kicked out, and sits there in the gutter, all night long... Just moaning, sighing and crying over his stupidity... And the reason I'm saying "he", is because the chance of a guy saying that stupid sentence, is 90% I'm not kidding! Just google it! 90-frikkin'-%
Yeah, no, I may have just made that up, now...
Anyway.
Point is... ............................
.....
Yeah... I kinda... Don't have a point...
It's accually ridicolous! It's so bad, that if anyone ever use it, in a serious situation, they should be kicked out in an instant.
Hehe...
I can "see" the whole place falls silent, and soon people are starting to whisper, and then the owner shows up, and says "You have.. You have spoken the Unspeakable! GET OUT!", and then he is kicked out, and sits there in the gutter, all night long... Just moaning, sighing and crying over his stupidity... And the reason I'm saying "he", is because the chance of a guy saying that stupid sentence, is 90% I'm not kidding! Just google it! 90-frikkin'-%
Yeah, no, I may have just made that up, now...
Anyway.
Point is... ............................
.....
Yeah... I kinda... Don't have a point...
onsdag 19. august 2009
Søgne. The brain of the world (new and less disguisting version of "navel")
Yes. Ooooooooh yes!
Home! At long last, say :P
Loveable.
Friends
Ice-cream
Basement
Summer
The Bus
The Sun (Not the paper. The big gigantic star that gives you a sun-burn.)
Flowers
Blueberries
The Cabin
Seagulls
The Sea
The Norwegian Flag
Seafood
Barbeque on the Pier
Jellyfish
....
Free food... :P
Oh yeah. Søgne rocks.
Home! At long last, say :P
Loveable.
Friends
Ice-cream
Basement
Summer
The Bus
The Sun (Not the paper. The big gigantic star that gives you a sun-burn.)
Flowers
Blueberries
The Cabin
Seagulls
The Sea
The Norwegian Flag
Seafood
Barbeque on the Pier
Jellyfish
....
Free food... :P
Oh yeah. Søgne rocks.
søndag 2. august 2009
torsdag 30. juli 2009
Mosquito-hatred.
The title speaks for itself.
55 mosquitobites. On me. RIGHT NOW!
It kinda itches.....
Memo to self: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT stick arms or legs out while sleeping.
Heh... The worst super-hero ever would be Mosquito-Man
"I make my enemies itch!"
Yeah... And when he's trying to sneak-attack his enemies, he just gets smacked by a gigantic newspaper... Mweheheh.... Yeah... I quite like that..
And the weapon he most fears is the Horrible Bugspray of Doom!
Yeah... No, we should make mosquito-farms and make them attack people, and then catch them again, and then we have our very own blood-bank.
Hardy harr harr...
No mosquitoes should get exterminated.
Wouldn't cry a single tear if they did. Oh no!
Mark my words!
The day the mosquitoes gets exterminated is the day the world will celebrate together, and all wars will stop, and everyone will sing and dance and.. Stuff!
Yeah.
.... ahhhr! Right... Scratch 55.... I think i just found another one....
Pizza is good. Mmm mm.
55 mosquitobites. On me. RIGHT NOW!
It kinda itches.....
Memo to self: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT stick arms or legs out while sleeping.
Heh... The worst super-hero ever would be Mosquito-Man
"I make my enemies itch!"
Yeah... And when he's trying to sneak-attack his enemies, he just gets smacked by a gigantic newspaper... Mweheheh.... Yeah... I quite like that..
And the weapon he most fears is the Horrible Bugspray of Doom!
Yeah... No, we should make mosquito-farms and make them attack people, and then catch them again, and then we have our very own blood-bank.
Hardy harr harr...
No mosquitoes should get exterminated.
Wouldn't cry a single tear if they did. Oh no!
Mark my words!
The day the mosquitoes gets exterminated is the day the world will celebrate together, and all wars will stop, and everyone will sing and dance and.. Stuff!
Yeah.
.... ahhhr! Right... Scratch 55.... I think i just found another one....
Pizza is good. Mmm mm.
tirsdag 28. juli 2009
søndag 26. juli 2009
'Cause you're no poet, man, you just want everyone lookin' at you.
Right. Early in the mornin' I'd like to say that The Animals - It's My Life rocks, hard.
And long.
Because it does.
And long.
Because it does.
torsdag 23. juli 2009
GÜNTER the sexy yeti.
Just felt like saying something about the current situation in.... Norway.
I'd like to ask for 5 minutes silence for the dead ... cow... that died... earlier today.
-----
Thank you.
I'd like to ask for 5 minutes silence for the dead ... cow... that died... earlier today.
-----
Thank you.
Cake = Lie?
For the record: This is fucking great.
Yeah. Someone pointed it out on a geek-site, and I decided to steal it for my blog. It's fucking hillarious.
I mean really. I nearly peed my .. skirt!
I didn't, by the way.
Anyway, The Sims 3 seems kinda... Entertaining.... I don't know why... It just does.
I guess the marketing-guy did a good job, there. Right. Team, probably.
Anyway, bygones.
Oh. And I also want to try Portal again. It rocked...
Maybe I should make a gigantic killer-robot, that enjoys rambeling on about a cake that probably is so stale that makes Ghandi look like Buddah, suger coated, and covered in hamburgers...
Yeah.. Maybe I should.
And put out a lot of death traps, ofcourse. So that people'll die and stuff.... STUFFING FOR THE CAKE!!! Oh my god. Human cake!
This computer sure is psyco...
I'm glad I'll die a quick death, from the odd-coloured gasses that emerges from a vent in the gigantic robot somewhere, designed to kill everybody else, but the robot woke up too early, so it used all the deadly-dodgy-lookin'-gass on me instead...
When I think about it, I'll bring a gassmask everywhere I go from now on....
Yeah, no, I don't wanna die while making a gigantic killer robot..... I want to know I have some power. And accually.. I'll have to make it very easy to kill it, if it tries anything... Like killing me... Yeah. Like a round ball-ish looking thing that doesn't look too important, and... And a gun that can make me go to other places in the room... And another gun that does the same thing, but they are linked somehow. YEAH! That's brilliant.
Yeah... If only videogames were real..............................................
That would rock.
Spyro rocks too, by the way, when talking about videogames.
Oh yeah.
Oh! I watched House for the first time yesterday. It rocked. I want to be like House when I grow up. Old and bitter! Yeah!
Anyway, I've been rambeling on enough now...
Yeah. Someone pointed it out on a geek-site, and I decided to steal it for my blog. It's fucking hillarious.
I mean really. I nearly peed my .. skirt!
I didn't, by the way.
Anyway, The Sims 3 seems kinda... Entertaining.... I don't know why... It just does.
I guess the marketing-guy did a good job, there. Right. Team, probably.
Anyway, bygones.
Oh. And I also want to try Portal again. It rocked...
Maybe I should make a gigantic killer-robot, that enjoys rambeling on about a cake that probably is so stale that makes Ghandi look like Buddah, suger coated, and covered in hamburgers...
Yeah.. Maybe I should.
And put out a lot of death traps, ofcourse. So that people'll die and stuff.... STUFFING FOR THE CAKE!!! Oh my god. Human cake!
This computer sure is psyco...
I'm glad I'll die a quick death, from the odd-coloured gasses that emerges from a vent in the gigantic robot somewhere, designed to kill everybody else, but the robot woke up too early, so it used all the deadly-dodgy-lookin'-gass on me instead...
When I think about it, I'll bring a gassmask everywhere I go from now on....
Yeah, no, I don't wanna die while making a gigantic killer robot..... I want to know I have some power. And accually.. I'll have to make it very easy to kill it, if it tries anything... Like killing me... Yeah. Like a round ball-ish looking thing that doesn't look too important, and... And a gun that can make me go to other places in the room... And another gun that does the same thing, but they are linked somehow. YEAH! That's brilliant.
Yeah... If only videogames were real..............................................
That would rock.
Spyro rocks too, by the way, when talking about videogames.
Oh yeah.
Oh! I watched House for the first time yesterday. It rocked. I want to be like House when I grow up. Old and bitter! Yeah!
Anyway, I've been rambeling on enough now...
onsdag 22. juli 2009
Frodo, Don't Wear the Ring
It's a magical bling bling... :D
Yeah. It's now officially 9 days left in France.
Ican'twaittogohome! *teenage fit*
Yeah. It'll be great to get back home and...taste mah mama's cookin' beefore ah leaaaave agaaain ohn a a-ero-plane to Egypt, y'all... That'll be great.... I only hope that I won't get home after the university started.... I kinda realize that I should have said "no" to the two weeks, and just gone with 1 week after all... But then again... I guess we wouldn't be able to see the pyramids then...
Ah.. Well, well. Pyramids > school, that's what I say :D And the graph says it all. Pyramids win. Big time.
Hmmm...
What if the pyramids have these fancy schmancy hieroglyphs that tells us where Atlantis is? :O
That would be AWESOME!
Yeah. It's now officially 9 days left in France.
Ican'twaittogohome! *teenage fit*
Yeah. It'll be great to get back home and...taste mah mama's cookin' beefore ah leaaaave agaaain ohn a a-ero-plane to Egypt, y'all... That'll be great.... I only hope that I won't get home after the university started.... I kinda realize that I should have said "no" to the two weeks, and just gone with 1 week after all... But then again... I guess we wouldn't be able to see the pyramids then...
Ah.. Well, well. Pyramids > school, that's what I say :D And the graph says it all. Pyramids win. Big time.
Hmmm...
What if the pyramids have these fancy schmancy hieroglyphs that tells us where Atlantis is? :O
That would be AWESOME!
mandag 20. juli 2009
Fraulein!
Just... Ticking in to point out the funny time. Yes, the word is "issues" and "mental" but screw you. SCREW YOU ALL!!!!
-runs out screaming, and tearing hair off-
-runs out screaming, and tearing hair off-
Horribleness
11 days left in Le Frogland avec Froglings et Snails, Oui?, wich is nice. Accually, it's very nice. Exceptionally nice. Increadibly nice. It's great. Fantastic, even!
Oh yes. 9 workdays, and two lovely days off.... I don't think I can point it out enough that I'm going home in 11 days. FOREVER!
Right... Not forever... That would suck a little, again... I mean.. Not being able to travel, and stuff...
In the meanwhile, whilst still in France, I'll write angry letters to the Froggy President, and the Froggy Minister, if they have one... Oh that's right... They don't have a king! Hah! BURN!
Monarchy rocks ass!
Oh yes. Indeedy it does.
Oh, by the way:
THIS
Adorable.
Just adorable.
"I want to be the wicked witch!"
Oh yeah. She's awesome.
And she's got a whole empire of flying blue monkies!
Wi(t)ch is awesome, ofcourse. And those thingies with pikes.
"I'm meeeeeeeelting, meeeelting!" Hah, she's adorable :D
All tribute to Margaret Hamilton.
I want to be like her when I grow up.
Well... The magic part, anyway... I mean.. The whole "go green, for evilness" is a little... Old... Not that I have anything against green people! Au contraire! I'm very un-racist, accually! I guess green people are awesome. Just like blue people. Etc. I don't want to exclude all the other colours... Just for the record.
But pink people. Ugh. Yeah. They suck. I mean, they try to look macho and all, but do they succeed? No way. No way, what so ever could they ever, ever, EVER succeed.
They look like ballerinas! And Barbie dolls! And stuff!
Yeah.
I'm worn out... Being pink-people-racist is tough.
Oh yes. 9 workdays, and two lovely days off.... I don't think I can point it out enough that I'm going home in 11 days. FOREVER!
Right... Not forever... That would suck a little, again... I mean.. Not being able to travel, and stuff...
In the meanwhile, whilst still in France, I'll write angry letters to the Froggy President, and the Froggy Minister, if they have one... Oh that's right... They don't have a king! Hah! BURN!
Monarchy rocks ass!
Oh yes. Indeedy it does.
Oh, by the way:
THIS
Adorable.
Just adorable.
"I want to be the wicked witch!"
Oh yeah. She's awesome.
And she's got a whole empire of flying blue monkies!
Wi(t)ch is awesome, ofcourse. And those thingies with pikes.
"I'm meeeeeeeelting, meeeelting!" Hah, she's adorable :D
All tribute to Margaret Hamilton.
I want to be like her when I grow up.
Well... The magic part, anyway... I mean.. The whole "go green, for evilness" is a little... Old... Not that I have anything against green people! Au contraire! I'm very un-racist, accually! I guess green people are awesome. Just like blue people. Etc. I don't want to exclude all the other colours... Just for the record.
But pink people. Ugh. Yeah. They suck. I mean, they try to look macho and all, but do they succeed? No way. No way, what so ever could they ever, ever, EVER succeed.
They look like ballerinas! And Barbie dolls! And stuff!
Yeah.
I'm worn out... Being pink-people-racist is tough.
søndag 19. juli 2009
Dudley
So yeah. More dreams.... It's been crazy with dreams lately! Like I said in my previous post....
It's like The Day of Doom and Stuff is comming.....
Anyway.
We might have gotten a flat for this school year! Wich is great! And I really want a cat O.o
It would be awesome. Because they are adorable... And awesome. Ohh, if I ever get a cat I want a brown fluffy one... One with loads of brown colours "in one" and pretty fur. But fluffy. And it'll be all cuddly and cute.....
It would be awesome.
Heh...
Oh yeah... I really hope we get the flat... Or that my friends mum get the house... We can also paint it in whatever colour we want, wich is cool.
I really hope this works out....
*crosses fingers, and knocks on wood* :D
It's like The Day of Doom and Stuff is comming.....
Anyway.
We might have gotten a flat for this school year! Wich is great! And I really want a cat O.o
It would be awesome. Because they are adorable... And awesome. Ohh, if I ever get a cat I want a brown fluffy one... One with loads of brown colours "in one" and pretty fur. But fluffy. And it'll be all cuddly and cute.....
It would be awesome.
Heh...
Oh yeah... I really hope we get the flat... Or that my friends mum get the house... We can also paint it in whatever colour we want, wich is cool.
I really hope this works out....
*crosses fingers, and knocks on wood* :D
fredag 17. juli 2009
The River of Dreams
Anyone else been dreaming like crazy lately? I sure have. Been dreaming from deserted spacestations to terrorists on trains... The spacestation-dream was scary.... Well, maybe not scary... Uneasy.... And people died... So it was unpleasant... Well, they didn't die, we just left them there to die.. Wich was increadibly mean, and really no better... But they fell down from the racks of... Toys... Of all things. Toys. But it was like a mall... We had run up escalators and, yeah, racks of stuff.. We just had to flee for some reason.. And then we got to the room that had a door slightly open, so air escaped, so we took these weird looking helmets, and went to close it... And then we found out that this room was for researching stuff with people and CD thingies.. So we placed some random (scared) people in the chairs, and said "it's going to be OK. Just listen to this CD, and you'll be fine. You won't die if you listen to it." And then we took on our helmets and opened the door, so the air escaped... I can't remember what happened next, though.. But that was fucking creepy. I think they were fine... Sure hope so.. Or I'll seriously start question my sanity :P
And the two that were dying, suddenly became in perfect shape, and followed us on the ground, instead of climbing... It was a fucking weird dream...
And slightly... sick.
Billy Joel rocks. Captain Jack is awesome. And I Go to Extremes. And It's Still Rock and Roll to Me. Hehe: " Should I try to be a straight 'A' student? If you are then you think too much." Hear, hear Joel, hear, hear :P ...I don't mean it in the sense that thinking is bad, mind you.. :P
yeah yeah.
Anyway. Sing like you mean it, and dance like nobody's watching. Maybe it's the other way around, but it's funnier like that :P
And the two that were dying, suddenly became in perfect shape, and followed us on the ground, instead of climbing... It was a fucking weird dream...
And slightly... sick.
Billy Joel rocks. Captain Jack is awesome. And I Go to Extremes. And It's Still Rock and Roll to Me. Hehe: " Should I try to be a straight 'A' student? If you are then you think too much." Hear, hear Joel, hear, hear :P ...I don't mean it in the sense that thinking is bad, mind you.. :P
yeah yeah.
Anyway. Sing like you mean it, and dance like nobody's watching. Maybe it's the other way around, but it's funnier like that :P
søndag 12. juli 2009
The Zombies are Everywhere!
http://www.skype-emoticons.com/ hidden goodies. Like the finger ;) I like that one. This is just a reminder for me, really... So that when the guys start giving me the finger I can "moon" them or something like that. ;) Not literally... With one of the emoticons, obviously.
Oh! one of them sent me this AWESOME book! "The Zombie Chronicles". Oh yeah.
It's about saving clones... And zombies... And stuff. It's AWESOME!
And Plants vs Zombies is awesome too.. Been playing that a lot lately. I recomend it. It's awesome. And when you've "finished" the game, you still sorta haven't finished it. That's kinda cool. A lot of cool bonuses and stuff. But some of it is just plain pain-o in the arse-o.
Oh yeah. Paul McCartney - Dance tonight. Beautiful. Also, Maybe I'm Amazed is cool. And Ballroom Dancing. It's accually awesome. OOH! And Wanderlust. It's so.. nice.... However, if "you gotta get it, mmmhmmmm, you gotta get it and you gotta get it goooooood" :D
I love making song... puns? Are they called puns? I'd think it was called something else, to be honest, but I have no idea... Song-jokes maybe.... I have no idea. Jokes sounds better though.
But seriously... I've spent over 6 hours on this friggin' blogg, now... That's ridicolous. Plants vs Zombies apparently rock. Hard. :P
Oh! one of them sent me this AWESOME book! "The Zombie Chronicles". Oh yeah.
It's about saving clones... And zombies... And stuff. It's AWESOME!
And Plants vs Zombies is awesome too.. Been playing that a lot lately. I recomend it. It's awesome. And when you've "finished" the game, you still sorta haven't finished it. That's kinda cool. A lot of cool bonuses and stuff. But some of it is just plain pain-o in the arse-o.
Oh yeah. Paul McCartney - Dance tonight. Beautiful. Also, Maybe I'm Amazed is cool. And Ballroom Dancing. It's accually awesome. OOH! And Wanderlust. It's so.. nice.... However, if "you gotta get it, mmmhmmmm, you gotta get it and you gotta get it goooooood" :D
I love making song... puns? Are they called puns? I'd think it was called something else, to be honest, but I have no idea... Song-jokes maybe.... I have no idea. Jokes sounds better though.
But seriously... I've spent over 6 hours on this friggin' blogg, now... That's ridicolous. Plants vs Zombies apparently rock. Hard. :P
mandag 6. juli 2009
Ocular pain
Yeah, early in the mornin', they send cartoons and other stuff, wich is faire enough... But when they start making kiddie-shows with.. proper people and the looney tunes in it, I just want to burst into tears like any other 3 year old would... Not that I'm 3 years old...
Anyway, who makes shows like... err... the one with the faeries.. and the one with the barbie-like chicks, and stuff.. It's, quite frankly, freaky.
Now stuff with monsters and zombies, and stuff like that.... Now THAT is something I'd rather have my kid watching... I mean, what if they turned out to be like those pink bimbo-bitches :S That would be major suckage.
It's a lot cooler to have a kid chasing after old ladies and drunks because they think they are zombies, or wraiths or something.
O! Or saying they want to be Vampire hunters or something...
"Oh look James, look at that little zombie, visiting... Aawww... Would you like a cookie, dear?"
"Only if it taste like human flesh, Granny..."
WHY DOES THINGS KEEP EXPLODING IN SPACE!?
It's not possible. I'll repeat that in capital letters...:
IT IS NOT POSSIBLE!
ARGH!
So why do they keep making things that blow up in space? BECAUSE IT'S COOL!
Rubbish people, they are, making up things like explotions in space....
Just think about the children! When they grow up, they won't know the important truth!
What if they invent a rocket, and fly into space, and try to blow up a sattelite? Then they will be strongly dissapointed, I tell you. STRONGLY DISSAPOINTED!
Anyway, if they get into space in the first place, they'll probably freeze to death aswell... They normally don't consider that in stuff either... Except some sci-fi movies, ofcourse. Wich is good.
Why can't we fight with swords anymore? Wars would be so much more honourable, and.. stuff... And we should also invent the light sabre. OH YES WE SHOULD!
I want a purple one. Or an orange one. Or maybe both :D That would be awesome.
Anyway, who makes shows like... err... the one with the faeries.. and the one with the barbie-like chicks, and stuff.. It's, quite frankly, freaky.
Now stuff with monsters and zombies, and stuff like that.... Now THAT is something I'd rather have my kid watching... I mean, what if they turned out to be like those pink bimbo-bitches :S That would be major suckage.
It's a lot cooler to have a kid chasing after old ladies and drunks because they think they are zombies, or wraiths or something.
O! Or saying they want to be Vampire hunters or something...
"Oh look James, look at that little zombie, visiting... Aawww... Would you like a cookie, dear?"
"Only if it taste like human flesh, Granny..."
WHY DOES THINGS KEEP EXPLODING IN SPACE!?
It's not possible. I'll repeat that in capital letters...:
IT IS NOT POSSIBLE!
ARGH!
So why do they keep making things that blow up in space? BECAUSE IT'S COOL!
Rubbish people, they are, making up things like explotions in space....
Just think about the children! When they grow up, they won't know the important truth!
What if they invent a rocket, and fly into space, and try to blow up a sattelite? Then they will be strongly dissapointed, I tell you. STRONGLY DISSAPOINTED!
Anyway, if they get into space in the first place, they'll probably freeze to death aswell... They normally don't consider that in stuff either... Except some sci-fi movies, ofcourse. Wich is good.
Why can't we fight with swords anymore? Wars would be so much more honourable, and.. stuff... And we should also invent the light sabre. OH YES WE SHOULD!
I want a purple one. Or an orange one. Or maybe both :D That would be awesome.
fredag 3. juli 2009
Atlantis
The most awesome legend in the whole world is deffinately the legend about Atlantis.
Oh yeah.
I want one.
Oh yeah.
I want one.
onsdag 1. juli 2009
WOOP!
I want to go to the north pole.
Think about it. It would be awesome! And I can brag about having been there before it melted away... And I could take a lot of polar bear pictures :D It would be AWESOME!
And seals. Anyway.
It's been around 30 degrees this week... And is going to be for the rest of the week... It's great, but it's a LITTLE hot. I sure hope the aliens decide to invade the planet now, so they might melt to death... They are smart... But vulnerable. Fortunately for us.
Accually I have no idea wether they are vulnerable, smart, or accually aliens or not...
I can't claim I've seen any...
"Oh my! An alien decided to abduct me, and preform experiments on me!"
Yeah.. I have aquaintances that might be mistaken for aliens, and no way they would ever be allowed/able to take me to their "spaceship" and "experiment" on me... Ho-woop-dee-doo. No way.
I think that the so-called "aliens" might just be butt-ugly people...
And the corn circles.... COME ON!!! We have people that confessed doing them! So why do the fanatics keep saying "NOOOO IT'S THE ALIENS!!!"? ...Allright.. They are fanatics... But details. I mean the "alien invasion believers"....
However, if you say "I was abducted by aliens" to a fanatic, you'll PROBABLY be worshipped like a god, and have a new group to mingle in...
Oh well.
Think about it. It would be awesome! And I can brag about having been there before it melted away... And I could take a lot of polar bear pictures :D It would be AWESOME!
And seals. Anyway.
It's been around 30 degrees this week... And is going to be for the rest of the week... It's great, but it's a LITTLE hot. I sure hope the aliens decide to invade the planet now, so they might melt to death... They are smart... But vulnerable. Fortunately for us.
Accually I have no idea wether they are vulnerable, smart, or accually aliens or not...
I can't claim I've seen any...
"Oh my! An alien decided to abduct me, and preform experiments on me!"
Yeah.. I have aquaintances that might be mistaken for aliens, and no way they would ever be allowed/able to take me to their "spaceship" and "experiment" on me... Ho-woop-dee-doo. No way.
I think that the so-called "aliens" might just be butt-ugly people...
And the corn circles.... COME ON!!! We have people that confessed doing them! So why do the fanatics keep saying "NOOOO IT'S THE ALIENS!!!"? ...Allright.. They are fanatics... But details. I mean the "alien invasion believers"....
However, if you say "I was abducted by aliens" to a fanatic, you'll PROBABLY be worshipped like a god, and have a new group to mingle in...
Oh well.
torsdag 25. juni 2009
L33tness!
I've been watching The Big Bang Theory, and My Family lately... It's awesome.
Oh, BTW, babies look funny when they sleep.
All cross-eyed and odd-looking...
Anyway. My name is Maria, and I'm a geek. (hiiiii, Maria..)
I've been playing ... Roleplaying games... Online (ungh... It's tough to admit things like this the first time...)
And every time i do a Major action, I get told off, and the lovely GM changes it to "Standard"... To be honest, I like "Major" better.... All the actions starts on the letter 'M'. Wich is a nice way to remember things... And the letter 'M' IS the prettiest one in the whole alphabet.... I mean come on! Just look at it :D Anyway. Making a big deal out of how I write "Standard action" just makes the whole "Major Action" even funnier! Oh, and when people go all "serious", then it is a matter of pride. And no way I'm ever gonna give in, then!
....So naturally I had to give in...... I mean he was.... Is... The GM...
Alfie is awesome. In 'My Family', I mean.... He's scottish :D (no he isn't, he's welsh. My bad :P)
Mhm.
Michael Jackson is dead. Apparently he weighed 51 kilos.... And losing his hair and stuff.... Nasty business... He was a good dancer....
It's so weird... Heath Ledger too...
Anyway. Go and Major Action a Standard Action.
Oh, BTW, babies look funny when they sleep.
All cross-eyed and odd-looking...
Anyway. My name is Maria, and I'm a geek. (hiiiii, Maria..)
I've been playing ... Roleplaying games... Online (ungh... It's tough to admit things like this the first time...)
And every time i do a Major action, I get told off, and the lovely GM changes it to "Standard"... To be honest, I like "Major" better.... All the actions starts on the letter 'M'. Wich is a nice way to remember things... And the letter 'M' IS the prettiest one in the whole alphabet.... I mean come on! Just look at it :D Anyway. Making a big deal out of how I write "Standard action" just makes the whole "Major Action" even funnier! Oh, and when people go all "serious", then it is a matter of pride. And no way I'm ever gonna give in, then!
....So naturally I had to give in...... I mean he was.... Is... The GM...
Alfie is awesome. In 'My Family', I mean.... He's scottish :D (no he isn't, he's welsh. My bad :P)
Mhm.
Michael Jackson is dead. Apparently he weighed 51 kilos.... And losing his hair and stuff.... Nasty business... He was a good dancer....
It's so weird... Heath Ledger too...
Anyway. Go and Major Action a Standard Action.
mandag 22. juni 2009
SH....azam again?
Yes!
I am back from Gageac! Le petit Matreau! Or whatever!
It was great. I tried playing the bagpipe!
BAGPIPE!
How awesome is that!
And I'm super-proud that I got the drones to work properly... IT'S AWESOME!
I is supah proud!
Oh yeah.
.............
Yeah ok. I might have overreacted a little bit...
Anyway. I is back in black, yellow, blue, red, and an occational green.
so beware of the ripper!
I am back from Gageac! Le petit Matreau! Or whatever!
It was great. I tried playing the bagpipe!
BAGPIPE!
How awesome is that!
And I'm super-proud that I got the drones to work properly... IT'S AWESOME!
I is supah proud!
Oh yeah.
.............
Yeah ok. I might have overreacted a little bit...
Anyway. I is back in black, yellow, blue, red, and an occational green.
so beware of the ripper!
fredag 19. juni 2009
Mon voyage dans le sud
Yesh!
I'm going to Bordeaux this week-end. Or not exactly Bordeaux, but outside. It's called Gageac, and a place called "little hammer", ou comme ca!
Beautiful there!
So that'll be fun.
I wish we could take a tiiiiiiiny trip into Bordeaux city, aswell... Because then I could say that I had been there. And it must suck pretty bad to say: "wow, look! I've been around the world! And.. Oh, no, apparently I was never in Bordeaux... Hmmm.. yeah that sucked.... Oh well..."
No... I can't let that happen!
Carcassonne looks like an awesome city. With a fort and stuff. And the river Aude floating alongside the city.... I wonder if it's running though the city, or just right by it... Anyway.. Chartres also, looks cool... With the labyrinth in the Chartres Cathedral..... LABYRINTHS! SERIOUSLY! How GREAT is that? Mysteries and stuff ROCKS!
ESPECIALLY labyrinths.
And Atlantis ofcourse.
Atlantis is awesome.
I want to go there. I just hope it has got air in it... Somehow... If it doesn't, I would end up in a pretty bad shape... And I don't want that to happen untill I'm 111 years old. Or older.
So yeah.
For the super-massive- Spaceship in my yard!
I'm going to Bordeaux this week-end. Or not exactly Bordeaux, but outside. It's called Gageac, and a place called "little hammer", ou comme ca!
Beautiful there!
So that'll be fun.
I wish we could take a tiiiiiiiny trip into Bordeaux city, aswell... Because then I could say that I had been there. And it must suck pretty bad to say: "wow, look! I've been around the world! And.. Oh, no, apparently I was never in Bordeaux... Hmmm.. yeah that sucked.... Oh well..."
No... I can't let that happen!
Carcassonne looks like an awesome city. With a fort and stuff. And the river Aude floating alongside the city.... I wonder if it's running though the city, or just right by it... Anyway.. Chartres also, looks cool... With the labyrinth in the Chartres Cathedral..... LABYRINTHS! SERIOUSLY! How GREAT is that? Mysteries and stuff ROCKS!
ESPECIALLY labyrinths.
And Atlantis ofcourse.
Atlantis is awesome.
I want to go there. I just hope it has got air in it... Somehow... If it doesn't, I would end up in a pretty bad shape... And I don't want that to happen untill I'm 111 years old. Or older.
So yeah.
For the super-massive- Spaceship in my yard!
torsdag 18. juni 2009
Albert Vivaldi
A site I bumped into said "the longer your ring-finger is than your index finger, the more likely you'll have talents in math, technical stuff and/or music." (roughly translated..)
I found that funny... Many people have a longer ring-finger.
...Yeah, I'm one of them. So what that thing says, is that I'm accually both Einstein and Vivaldi?
I LIKE IT!
When I see a violin, I'll pick it right up, and start playing like a wonderchild of awesomeness?
And every time a teacher write a really hard math... thing I would be able to solve it...?
DAMN if only that was true my mathgrades would be 80% better! (I found that out by the good old finger method. I bet Einstein didn't have the skills to do that. HAH, He'd have to calculate how to do it! Because he was a physicist! Not a mathematician!)
Hmmm... Yeah. I like this new and brilliantly-awesome-and-super-smart me :D
Yeah... I think I'm gonna go pour me some milk in a super-advanced-and-slightly-musical way that makes girls wanna jump me.
Ehm... And by "girls" I naturally mean guys ofcourse!
... Yeah.
Maybe I'll have to go "evil"... All the smart people are evil. Most Evil guys (by "guys" I mean "the generel smart evil population")are also musical... Aren't they?
Anyway. I'm gonna go plot my evil evilness of Evil with a little extra DOOM, so... Yeah.
I found that funny... Many people have a longer ring-finger.
...Yeah, I'm one of them. So what that thing says, is that I'm accually both Einstein and Vivaldi?
I LIKE IT!
When I see a violin, I'll pick it right up, and start playing like a wonderchild of awesomeness?
And every time a teacher write a really hard math... thing I would be able to solve it...?
DAMN if only that was true my mathgrades would be 80% better! (I found that out by the good old finger method. I bet Einstein didn't have the skills to do that. HAH, He'd have to calculate how to do it! Because he was a physicist! Not a mathematician!)
Hmmm... Yeah. I like this new and brilliantly-awesome-and-super-smart me :D
Yeah... I think I'm gonna go pour me some milk in a super-advanced-and-slightly-musical way that makes girls wanna jump me.
Ehm... And by "girls" I naturally mean guys ofcourse!
... Yeah.
Maybe I'll have to go "evil"... All the smart people are evil. Most Evil guys (by "guys" I mean "the generel smart evil population")are also musical... Aren't they?
Anyway. I'm gonna go plot my evil evilness of Evil with a little extra DOOM, so... Yeah.
onsdag 17. juni 2009
Quasimodo the german teapot.
My family is a comming to ze Paris a today'a!
It'll be nice!
My youngest sister flew for the first time (she's... what.. 14?) wich is weird...
And they live in the Moulin Rouge area.... Wich is where all the sex-shops and strip-clubs are XD
Oh yes.
Mom's gonna be pleased (oh my..) to see (I swear... I don't do this on purpose! ... ahh, who am I kidding..) that... I know I'm gonna mock her for that for the rest of my life :P
"Special price for you, my friend!"
(eew...)
Yah.
Anyway. I'm gonna build a city on rock and roll...
With my 99 red balloons.
Shazam! :P
It'll be nice!
My youngest sister flew for the first time (she's... what.. 14?) wich is weird...
And they live in the Moulin Rouge area.... Wich is where all the sex-shops and strip-clubs are XD
Oh yes.
Mom's gonna be pleased (oh my..) to see (I swear... I don't do this on purpose! ... ahh, who am I kidding..) that... I know I'm gonna mock her for that for the rest of my life :P
"Special price for you, my friend!"
(eew...)
Yah.
Anyway. I'm gonna build a city on rock and roll...
With my 99 red balloons.
Shazam! :P
tirsdag 16. juni 2009
NADA
No. Nothing. Nix. Ingen. Rien. Nei. Non. Nein. Nicht. Nobody that picked their nose.
Accually, I'm quite glad that I didn't catch anyone in the horrible act of nose-pickage! Very glad, accually...
Anyway....
I prende les photos today. This is one of them. Naturally the sun went behind some couds when I stood by that little river-thingy.. Clever bastard ;)
Anyway, it is late and stuff.
Night. And stuff.
Stomp on a baby ant
I want to .. DO something with this blogg. I mean, NOW, it's all pointless and.. Boring. Maybe if I... Started doing some serious research about random shit, and write about it, then maybe, just maybe, this'll be revived. Maybe. Yes. I liked that. Today I'm gonna count people picking their nose in their car while they think nobody's watching. Accually, just picking their nose in general...
Oh yes. I will do that! Yeah!
Stay tuned for some serious SCIENCE! .... OK maybe not science...
I'll wear my awesome sunglasses and be all stealthy-like!
Wearing sunglasses everywhere makes you cool. It's true. Just look at Bernard.
OH! While I'm at it, the science that is, I can just as well find out how many who are wearing awesome sunglasses! Not lame sunglasses... Or I'll count them too. Just for shits and laughs (who have I heard say that? It's horrible!)... Aaaanyway.
I'll be off exploring people's noses and stuff. (Ew..)
Oh yes. I will do that! Yeah!
Stay tuned for some serious SCIENCE! .... OK maybe not science...
I'll wear my awesome sunglasses and be all stealthy-like!
Wearing sunglasses everywhere makes you cool. It's true. Just look at Bernard.
OH! While I'm at it, the science that is, I can just as well find out how many who are wearing awesome sunglasses! Not lame sunglasses... Or I'll count them too. Just for shits and laughs (who have I heard say that? It's horrible!)... Aaaanyway.
I'll be off exploring people's noses and stuff. (Ew..)
mandag 15. juni 2009
Seigmann.
I stole this from Barney's blog. From How I met Your Mother. Yesh, I'm pathetic and lame... But this one was hillarious. And I wanted to share it with you, dear reader, YOU! YOU who have read my blogg faithfully for the last... month... Oh yes, I know there is a fan-club out there. That has stolen my old diary... And read ... from it, and... my blogg .. out loud.... HEY STOP THAT! Give me my diary back!! RIGHT NOW! Or I'll have to call my fanatic fans! OH YES! You wouldn't like that, now, would you! HAH, I win :D
Anyway. From the blogg of Barney Stinson, I bring you "Just Visiting":
If you can stomach walking around dressed like someone’s dad, pretending to be a tourist in your own hometown is a great way to score chicks. All you need is a map, a fanny pack, and a brand new identity. I can’t help with the first two, but I can certainly help you create a believable back-story that promises to turn your waning local love life into a fiery, no-strings attached romp. Sorr
Iy! No time to stick around - you’ve got a flight to catch.
Hi, I’m (real first name) __________ (bird of prey) ___________. I’m from (compass direction) _________ (biblical locale) ___________, (Midwestern or rectangular state) ___________. Go fightin’ (woodland creatures) ____________! Yep, it’s a great place to grow up. Walking down Main Street at (time of day) _________, and dropping in at (3-letter male name) _____________’s for some homemade (diabetic dessert) __________, well it makes my eyes water and my tummy grumble just thinking about it, yes siree. From time to time I like to check in on ol’ Mrs. (tree species) _________, bless her heart, and her prize winning (color) __________ (vegetable) __________s. My high school sweetheart (flower type) ____________ and I used to neck up on (dangerous animal) _____________ (body of water) _________ Point. Thought we’d get married but the good Lord had other plans for her in the form of a (American sedan) __________ losing control ‘round (American president) ________’s Curve. After she passed, I took up (piece of furniture) ____________ whittling to ease the pain, but golly, I sure don’t meet many ladies in that line of work, 'specially not ones as pretty as you. Gosh, you’re prettier than a (barnyard animal) ___________ on a (season) _________ day glistening in the (celestial body) __________ shine.
Anyway. From the blogg of Barney Stinson, I bring you "Just Visiting":
If you can stomach walking around dressed like someone’s dad, pretending to be a tourist in your own hometown is a great way to score chicks. All you need is a map, a fanny pack, and a brand new identity. I can’t help with the first two, but I can certainly help you create a believable back-story that promises to turn your waning local love life into a fiery, no-strings attached romp. Sorr
Iy! No time to stick around - you’ve got a flight to catch.
Hi, I’m (real first name) __________ (bird of prey) ___________. I’m from (compass direction) _________ (biblical locale) ___________, (Midwestern or rectangular state) ___________. Go fightin’ (woodland creatures) ____________! Yep, it’s a great place to grow up. Walking down Main Street at (time of day) _________, and dropping in at (3-letter male name) _____________’s for some homemade (diabetic dessert) __________, well it makes my eyes water and my tummy grumble just thinking about it, yes siree. From time to time I like to check in on ol’ Mrs. (tree species) _________, bless her heart, and her prize winning (color) __________ (vegetable) __________s. My high school sweetheart (flower type) ____________ and I used to neck up on (dangerous animal) _____________ (body of water) _________ Point. Thought we’d get married but the good Lord had other plans for her in the form of a (American sedan) __________ losing control ‘round (American president) ________’s Curve. After she passed, I took up (piece of furniture) ____________ whittling to ease the pain, but golly, I sure don’t meet many ladies in that line of work, 'specially not ones as pretty as you. Gosh, you’re prettier than a (barnyard animal) ___________ on a (season) _________ day glistening in the (celestial body) __________ shine.
søndag 14. juni 2009
It's mah birthdae!
YEAH! Happy Birthday, me!
*blows out an imaginary candle *
Yeah.
And when I grow up, I'm gonna be Yoda! Because he's my hero!
Oh yeah.
Just.. Not Crazy Yoda. But the nice un-crazy one. The bouncy one.
So yeah, I've been watching Star Wars for the past 2 days... Accually 3, now... For the first time!
So misa isa super proud! ... *shivers*
Anyway.
It'sa fun fun. I can't wait till they make up the light sabers. That day will be EPIC! Oh yes.
I can't come up with anything intelligent to write, so... Shazam, and good night.
May the force be with you! :P haha
*blows out an imaginary candle *
Yeah.
And when I grow up, I'm gonna be Yoda! Because he's my hero!
Oh yeah.
Just.. Not Crazy Yoda. But the nice un-crazy one. The bouncy one.
So yeah, I've been watching Star Wars for the past 2 days... Accually 3, now... For the first time!
So misa isa super proud! ... *shivers*
Anyway.
It'sa fun fun. I can't wait till they make up the light sabers. That day will be EPIC! Oh yes.
I can't come up with anything intelligent to write, so... Shazam, and good night.
May the force be with you! :P haha
onsdag 10. juni 2009
SHAZAM!
Oh my God. Ohmygodohmygod oh my god!
GUESS WHAT! Futurama's coming back!
Isn't that just... Insanely awesome?
Oh yeah....
Ohhhh yeah!
Finally, a little justice ;)
OK, and: I also found out that I'm really not arsed to translate Reinert med Beinet.
It's awesome though..
GUESS WHAT! Futurama's coming back!
Isn't that just... Insanely awesome?
Oh yeah....
Ohhhh yeah!
Finally, a little justice ;)
OK, and: I also found out that I'm really not arsed to translate Reinert med Beinet.
It's awesome though..
tirsdag 9. juni 2009
EPIC!
THE BEST SONG IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD: (it's not just in Norwegian... It's in the Southern Norwegian DIALECT! How AWESOME is that?)
REINERT MED BEINET
Æ har seilt på alle hav, ja æ har vore på seilas,
æ har seilt så alle seil har gått i fille,
har forlist i sydatlanten, blitt slått ned i Caracas,
å ei gang blei æ nerpå eden a de ville.
På ei palmeøy i stillehavet rodde mi i land,
æ å Reinert å en kokk fra Renneville,
å mi rosla rondt på øya å beså oss liddegrann,
å plutsli blei mi anfalt a en bande ville.
I å med at denne Reinert hinka rondt på konstig bein,
va det ikkje rå å løbe fra de ville,
snart så sadd mi der fortøya sånn til hver vår palmegrein,
å mi forsto at mi va faren rekti ille.
å kannibalane de diska opp me gryder å me kar,
me gullerøddå, kålerabi å persille,
å kokken hakka tenne, tenk han blei så bleig å rar,
å tenk teslutt begynte tårane å trille.
Du måkje sidde dær å tude, seie æ så blidt e kan,
denslags gjør nåk ikkje inntrykk på de ville,
å de ville hakje ennå lagt potetane i vann,
så du får ta ein røyg å sitte ganske stille.
Ein a de svarte kunne engelsk så æ brukte han som tolk,
å så sa æ du må seie te de ville,
at som kjøtt betrakta e mi ikkje slig som andre folk,
mi e ei blanding uda hai å krokodille.
å så seie æ te Reinert du må skrue beine a,
å så slenge du det ove te de ville,
å den ville skaren hylte som et opprørt tropehav,
å tenk te slutt blei skaren ganske, ganske stille.
Ja no sånt no vakje edanes, det skjønte de så klart,
som kunne dele se i bede som de ville,
å det ruktes rondt på øyane det va jo ikkje rart,
at folk fra Sørlande de smage rekti ille.
OK.
NO WAY Google Translate will EVER be able to translate that.
So I'm gonna do it ^^
JUST to put Søgne on the map.
Err.. I mean Southern Norway
Right. I'm gonna start calling Southern Norway: Sutherland.
Kiefer Sutherland. Nah, I'm not.
Just South. Yeehaa.
(I'm gonna translate it later/tomorrow..
Not arsed right now. And it's dead important that I do it too!
See, it's called National Pride. And in my case; Southerners Pride :D
Oh yeah.)
Walk the Line
There are many MANY possible dangers out there.
Many you don't even know about! Things you didn't even know existed! ...Oh, but they do. Oh yes, they do.
Like Nessie. Nessie exist, but she moved away from Loch Ness when she was first spotted. Now she lives just outside of Edinburgh. It's true!
And she is eating dead fish and rotten mayonnaise. She's a survivor. There's nothing more to say on that subject. Well. She also eat dead bodies from time to time.... Actually, she's just eating what's dead and rotten that floats her way... Luxury life, eh? Yes. Nessie needs to be saved. She's going to turn into a monster if this goes on! An undead-eating mon...s..ter... Wait. That's actually really useful! We need to clone Nessie! Wait.. No! No! No, we don't!
We don't want my raging army of zombies to fail, do we? I mean. Zombies rock. Therefore they must live. That's what the Bible says.
Mhm.
Anyway, I just have to be random and add the lyrics of one of the perviest (in my opinion) Norwegian folk-song ever.
Yeah that roughly mean..... No I'm not gonna translate that. It's too dirty for that....
Even I wouldn't expose you for such pervyness...
(If you're really desperate, use Google Translate. Real simple. Oh yeah.)
Anyway. This is it fer tehdeh.
Many you don't even know about! Things you didn't even know existed! ...Oh, but they do. Oh yes, they do.
Like Nessie. Nessie exist, but she moved away from Loch Ness when she was first spotted. Now she lives just outside of Edinburgh. It's true!
And she is eating dead fish and rotten mayonnaise. She's a survivor. There's nothing more to say on that subject. Well. She also eat dead bodies from time to time.... Actually, she's just eating what's dead and rotten that floats her way... Luxury life, eh? Yes. Nessie needs to be saved. She's going to turn into a monster if this goes on! An undead-eating mon...s..ter... Wait. That's actually really useful! We need to clone Nessie! Wait.. No! No! No, we don't!
We don't want my raging army of zombies to fail, do we? I mean. Zombies rock. Therefore they must live. That's what the Bible says.
Mhm.
Anyway, I just have to be random and add the lyrics of one of the perviest (in my opinion) Norwegian folk-song ever.
Jentelokken
(Geir Lystrup)
(Geir Lystrup)
1) Lideli galen, lidelig god, kom til meg skal du få drikke av min sko.
Lideli galen, lidelig god, kom til meg skal du få danse. Danse opp og danse ned i raude lyngen under himla høge tre. Danse vill og danse varm. Å kjære gje meg ein mazurka. |
2) Lideli galen, lideli god, kom til meg skal du få drikke av min sko.
Lideli galen, lideli god, kom til meg skal du få ta meg. Ta meg opp og ta meg ned ned i raude lyngen under himla høge tre. Ta meg vill og ta meg varm. Å kjære gje meg ein mazurka. |
Even I wouldn't expose you for such pervyness...
(If you're really desperate, use Google Translate. Real simple. Oh yeah.)
Anyway. This is it fer tehdeh.
mandag 8. juni 2009
Out of your head.....
Yes... We've had a... phase... of youtubing, wich obviously involves annoying songs and videos... Like this one. Oh yes. This is the worst one. Because it is true! YOU NEVER GET THE GOD DAMN SONG OUT OF YOUR BLOODY HEAD!! ARGH!!
So obviously, I'm gonna add the link. Joost'a to be nice'a... Heh..
Yeah right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umUOiXAFAyg
Anyway. Todays issue, the issue of the day, the days issue, the issues day, the Daily Issue, the ... I can pull it longer, but I choose not to... Anyway, todays TOPIC is: CAGES! (OooooOOoooOOoo)
It's funny about kids... I mean, we cuddle them, we play with them, we feed them, and "we never ever wanna leave them. EVER"... But if we "don't"... Why .. or WHO invited the playpen? I mean... It doesn't even look like a place I would place my worst enemy!
I mean just LOOK at that picture! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playpen
It looks.... HORRIBLE!
It looks like a prison!
Just look at that kid in the playpen.... I bet it's saying "MOMMY!! GET ME OUT OF HERE! It wants to EAT ME! ...And there is an old guy in here, aswell, sitting in the corner, under some toys, saying he'll give me candy if I pick up his soap!" or like its life depends on getting out of there... (it probably does.)
Yeah.... Parents are sadistic bastards... They just like to think they aren't....
Anyway... The playpen is also where the faeries swap the kids for Grinches that looks a lot like the baby in "question"... Yes.
The Grinch is real. And you've seen THEM (yes, there are more than one Grinch, obviously... They aren't Santa...) every time a baby cry, or go completely mental over pickles and other un-real problems....
Oh yes. Most of the time, the baby manages to crawl out of the faerie land, of pink and light blue and salmon red, out into the real world... Then the Grinch start it's long dying process, and doesn't really die untill they are out of their teens. But the babies that doesn't make it out, before they are three, they... They die. And the evil babies of Doom who choose to stay in faerie-land, becomes one of the evil faeries.. And it's Grinch is here to stay! If you wonder how you can see who is grinch, and who isn't, the answer is obvious. Their personality. And also you can also see it on their smile. Looks very Grinch-like. You know, "the Grinch", with Jim Carrey... It's accually spot on! Except they normally don't grow a bigger heart.... That's just a myth, you see....
Anyway... Grinches and faeries fortunately have enemies aswell. They are called: ALCOHOLICS!
Yes.
Alcoholics.
You know how they always talk about the green fairy? They aren't fantasizing, you see. They are just so drunk that they are in a certain state of mind, wich is so primitive and simple that it's ... quite scary...
Anyway. That they can see them, scares the faeries. And also, when a faerie has been spotted by something less innocent than a baby, it instantly DIES the most BRUTAL and PAINFUL death you can ever imagine!
It bursts into flames, get swallowed by a fly (a magical fly, naturally...) and the fly gets eaten by a toad, and the toad explodes, and then a dog comes around to sniff in the remains of the toad, fly and faerie, and leave a giant dropping over the faerie. THEN some nice guy cleans up after the dog, and swoops up the faerie aswell before he throw the bag in the bin, and THEN the garbage truck comes around, and the faerie lies beneath a heap of rubbish for hours, before the truck stops... And then the garbage gets thrown into a GIANT INCINERATOR!
And the faerie has a little fire resistance, so it lasts longer than the garbage, but dies a very very very painful death.
Oh yes. So the point of this story is: never ever EVER get a playpen. It's pure evil! And besides: You never know how many leprachauns there are, living around in your area, wanting to ask your baby where his soap is....
Filthy FILTHY leprachauns...
So obviously, I'm gonna add the link. Joost'a to be nice'a... Heh..
Yeah right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umUOiXAFAyg
Anyway. Todays issue, the issue of the day, the days issue, the issues day, the Daily Issue, the ... I can pull it longer, but I choose not to... Anyway, todays TOPIC is: CAGES! (OooooOOoooOOoo)
It's funny about kids... I mean, we cuddle them, we play with them, we feed them, and "we never ever wanna leave them. EVER"... But if we "don't"... Why .. or WHO invited the playpen? I mean... It doesn't even look like a place I would place my worst enemy!
I mean just LOOK at that picture! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playpen
It looks.... HORRIBLE!
It looks like a prison!
Just look at that kid in the playpen.... I bet it's saying "MOMMY!! GET ME OUT OF HERE! It wants to EAT ME! ...And there is an old guy in here, aswell, sitting in the corner, under some toys, saying he'll give me candy if I pick up his soap!" or like its life depends on getting out of there... (it probably does.)
Yeah.... Parents are sadistic bastards... They just like to think they aren't....
Anyway... The playpen is also where the faeries swap the kids for Grinches that looks a lot like the baby in "question"... Yes.
The Grinch is real. And you've seen THEM (yes, there are more than one Grinch, obviously... They aren't Santa...) every time a baby cry, or go completely mental over pickles and other un-real problems....
Oh yes. Most of the time, the baby manages to crawl out of the faerie land, of pink and light blue and salmon red, out into the real world... Then the Grinch start it's long dying process, and doesn't really die untill they are out of their teens. But the babies that doesn't make it out, before they are three, they... They die. And the evil babies of Doom who choose to stay in faerie-land, becomes one of the evil faeries.. And it's Grinch is here to stay! If you wonder how you can see who is grinch, and who isn't, the answer is obvious. Their personality. And also you can also see it on their smile. Looks very Grinch-like. You know, "the Grinch", with Jim Carrey... It's accually spot on! Except they normally don't grow a bigger heart.... That's just a myth, you see....
Anyway... Grinches and faeries fortunately have enemies aswell. They are called: ALCOHOLICS!
Yes.
Alcoholics.
You know how they always talk about the green fairy? They aren't fantasizing, you see. They are just so drunk that they are in a certain state of mind, wich is so primitive and simple that it's ... quite scary...
Anyway. That they can see them, scares the faeries. And also, when a faerie has been spotted by something less innocent than a baby, it instantly DIES the most BRUTAL and PAINFUL death you can ever imagine!
It bursts into flames, get swallowed by a fly (a magical fly, naturally...) and the fly gets eaten by a toad, and the toad explodes, and then a dog comes around to sniff in the remains of the toad, fly and faerie, and leave a giant dropping over the faerie. THEN some nice guy cleans up after the dog, and swoops up the faerie aswell before he throw the bag in the bin, and THEN the garbage truck comes around, and the faerie lies beneath a heap of rubbish for hours, before the truck stops... And then the garbage gets thrown into a GIANT INCINERATOR!
And the faerie has a little fire resistance, so it lasts longer than the garbage, but dies a very very very painful death.
Oh yes. So the point of this story is: never ever EVER get a playpen. It's pure evil! And besides: You never know how many leprachauns there are, living around in your area, wanting to ask your baby where his soap is....
Filthy FILTHY leprachauns...
søndag 7. juni 2009
[Eric]
Yes. My belovved ear has been a bitch since... last sunday. Might go see a doctor soon. Been sniffing nose spray all week... Hope it's helping... It's great to spend your week-end sick.... But that's life.
Hah, I had a funny "dizzy" moment today... Was weird... Felt like I was either REALLY tired or a little drunk.
Yeah, I'm gonna go fuck up my ear entirely so that I get this weird balance forever, and seem constantly drunk! WOOHOO!
Yeah, I think I won't do that.
Anyway, it's a little late, and there is a certain geek that needs sleep.
For ear and head! *National anthem playing in the background*
Oh yes. Good old Norway.
One thing I miss in Paris is the sea... It's so weird to be so far away from it. And the seagulls.. Yes I know.. Everybody hates them, but I think they are cozy.. When they are flying around, screaming for food, THAT'S when you know it's summer :)
Oh, and lying on the pier, or whatever you call it, looking through the cracks on the water, shimmering beneath us... Then being informed that the crabs have been boiled, and we eat till we go numb... But we can't because crabs are so wonderful, so we eat a little more... And then, when we're done, we jump into the sea to get all the crab-left-overs off, but the water is so chilly after the while in the sun, so we hurry up and lay down on a big towel, and sun-dry, watching the water from the cracks again.
And THEN, after I usually was nagging on my cousins and sisters for like, half an hour or so, they finally joined me in the bathing again.... But they always exited the water too soon... They said 3 hours was a little too much for them.... Lame-o's...
Anyway. The tired geezer better go to bed. Now. Peace. And remember to never drive your car more than necessary! (wich is about... never.) And also to recycle! :D
YEAH!
Hah, I had a funny "dizzy" moment today... Was weird... Felt like I was either REALLY tired or a little drunk.
Yeah, I'm gonna go fuck up my ear entirely so that I get this weird balance forever, and seem constantly drunk! WOOHOO!
Yeah, I think I won't do that.
Anyway, it's a little late, and there is a certain geek that needs sleep.
For ear and head! *National anthem playing in the background*
Oh yes. Good old Norway.
One thing I miss in Paris is the sea... It's so weird to be so far away from it. And the seagulls.. Yes I know.. Everybody hates them, but I think they are cozy.. When they are flying around, screaming for food, THAT'S when you know it's summer :)
Oh, and lying on the pier, or whatever you call it, looking through the cracks on the water, shimmering beneath us... Then being informed that the crabs have been boiled, and we eat till we go numb... But we can't because crabs are so wonderful, so we eat a little more... And then, when we're done, we jump into the sea to get all the crab-left-overs off, but the water is so chilly after the while in the sun, so we hurry up and lay down on a big towel, and sun-dry, watching the water from the cracks again.
And THEN, after I usually was nagging on my cousins and sisters for like, half an hour or so, they finally joined me in the bathing again.... But they always exited the water too soon... They said 3 hours was a little too much for them.... Lame-o's...
Anyway. The tired geezer better go to bed. Now. Peace. And remember to never drive your car more than necessary! (wich is about... never.) And also to recycle! :D
YEAH!
onsdag 3. juni 2009
Rubbish
Ooooooh!!!!
ARGH!
BAH!
There. It had to be said. If I hadn't, there would have been so much tension between us...
Anyway.. I composed a song, later this... evening...:
Where have all my good jokes gone
Long time passing
Where have all my good jokes gone
A long long time ago
....
Yeah..
And there it goes again. My humour that is.... Oh! If anyon know a Humour doctor, that can revive dead humour, please let me know..
ARGH!
BAH!
There. It had to be said. If I hadn't, there would have been so much tension between us...
Anyway.. I composed a song, later this... evening...:
Where have all my good jokes gone
Long time passing
Where have all my good jokes gone
A long long time ago
....
Yeah..
And there it goes again. My humour that is.... Oh! If anyon know a Humour doctor, that can revive dead humour, please let me know..
Seriously... Why do I keep trying? I'm in serious, physical pain, almost, here...
Anyway...
NIGHT!
Girl power! :P
tirsdag 2. juni 2009
I got the Blues.
I got ble fingers. Blue is an awesome colour. I want to be blue. If I take a bath in cherry juice, maybe I'll be blue FOREVER! That would be kinda cool...
Blue IS a jellybean colour... Maybe I'll make a trend out of it (HAHA I wish...)...
Maybe we laughed a bit too loud, but at never hurt no-one...
Only the good die young...
Billy Joel.
He's real jelly.
Nah.. Doesn't sound the same in english...
Sticky... Jelly... Jellybean... Nah...
Anyway, LET'S BECOME ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN TOGETHER!
I've already told most of my friends that they have to be, but... I think the whole world should be. Or... Those who are older, should obviously be 140 and 150 etc, but as long as they pass 111, it's fine. So yeah. After we're 111, I'll demand that you become 120. Wich you obviously should. Because I'm always right.
Blue IS a jellybean colour... Maybe I'll make a trend out of it (HAHA I wish...)...
Maybe we laughed a bit too loud, but at never hurt no-one...
Only the good die young...
Billy Joel.
He's real jelly.
Nah.. Doesn't sound the same in english...
Sticky... Jelly... Jellybean... Nah...
Anyway, LET'S BECOME ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN TOGETHER!
I've already told most of my friends that they have to be, but... I think the whole world should be. Or... Those who are older, should obviously be 140 and 150 etc, but as long as they pass 111, it's fine. So yeah. After we're 111, I'll demand that you become 120. Wich you obviously should. Because I'm always right.
Hey little girl
Oooooh Yeah. The little schelle bebe bist walking when we're holding her. And standing... Obviously... And also like to say "mamamamamama" a lot. I'm starting to think that that's all she's ever going to manage to say.... (She's sooo cute!)
But maybe she'stalking this weird unknown language, only diaper users can understand.
OH! But imagine how cool it would be, to just scream, and get whatever you wanted!
Oh yeah.
Everybodys dream. And especially to take care of something like that. I mean... I've never had a bigger dream than to become a mom, drop out of college/university, because of it, and/or work, JUST to take care of that ball of meat, vomit and poo. And sound.... A LOT of sound....
Oh yeah.
I mean... It's just so damn great.
And they are soooo cute! The way they scream and squirm in your arms... I just want to hug them!
Yeah..
Anyway, burn on you for not having cherries.
OH! And only two more months 'till I can go home!
I am, he is, you are, he is, you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
i'm crying
sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come......
I am the eggman (wooo) they are the eggmen(woooo), I am the walrus, Koo koo ka choo!
Jooba jooba jooba!
That was todays Random. Accually... Today's was basically just... Crap... Or Rubbish. Whatever you prefer. Except the chosen lyrics from "I am the Walrus" ofcourse.
Anyhoo...
Go play with Oui Oui.
But maybe she'stalking this weird unknown language, only diaper users can understand.
OH! But imagine how cool it would be, to just scream, and get whatever you wanted!
Oh yeah.
Everybodys dream. And especially to take care of something like that. I mean... I've never had a bigger dream than to become a mom, drop out of college/university, because of it, and/or work, JUST to take care of that ball of meat, vomit and poo. And sound.... A LOT of sound....
Oh yeah.
I mean... It's just so damn great.
And they are soooo cute! The way they scream and squirm in your arms... I just want to hug them!
Yeah..
Anyway, burn on you for not having cherries.
OH! And only two more months 'till I can go home!
I am, he is, you are, he is, you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
i'm crying
sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come......
I am the eggman (wooo) they are the eggmen(woooo), I am the walrus, Koo koo ka choo!
Jooba jooba jooba!
That was todays Random. Accually... Today's was basically just... Crap... Or Rubbish. Whatever you prefer. Except the chosen lyrics from "I am the Walrus" ofcourse.
Anyhoo...
Go play with Oui Oui.
mandag 1. juni 2009
Back in Blue...
I is back in Paris, baby, oooooh yeah.
I can finally continue my plotting against the French, and possibly also steal a tank and try to invade this lil' town... Like Mike. Only more successful :D (From Spaced.... In case you hadn't seen it... It is a highly recomended series!)
Anyway... The general population does think it is rather useful to know when and where their employers are coming home, right? Or is it just me, being weird?
Because when you send a message 3 or 4, and they come home 10.... Without a word....
Maybe it's my super-sensitive necromancing/mad scientist genes that are twitching?
oh...
And there they came...
Better close this bad stitching up, then...
I can finally continue my plotting against the French, and possibly also steal a tank and try to invade this lil' town... Like Mike. Only more successful :D (From Spaced.... In case you hadn't seen it... It is a highly recomended series!)
Anyway... The general population does think it is rather useful to know when and where their employers are coming home, right? Or is it just me, being weird?
Because when you send a message 3 or 4, and they come home 10.... Without a word....
Maybe it's my super-sensitive necromancing/mad scientist genes that are twitching?
oh...
And there they came...
Better close this bad stitching up, then...
SLIM CHANCE BITCH!
I GOT IT!
OH YEAH! I got the diver's lisence! (oh my god... Me and my bad jokes... They've been comming all day.... It must be the weather... Or a meteor that have a certain type of mineral/stone/whatever that kills my sense of humour...)
And along the way, I got upside/down, I got water into my ear (wich I still have.. yay..) and I held a flat-fish! :D
It was awesome... Truly jellybean.
Anyway.. I'm going back to Paris tomorr... Today... That'll be.. Interesting...
No more "familiar" friends for 2 months... That's like a really cool house arrest :P "Hey, you! You're grounded! Go to Paris! No good oldies frendos for you for at least 3 months!"
Nah.. anyway.... Hopefully Egypt'll happen... I think I've deserved that, Karma!
Oooooooh. Tiredness!
OH YEAH! I got the diver's lisence! (oh my god... Me and my bad jokes... They've been comming all day.... It must be the weather... Or a meteor that have a certain type of mineral/stone/whatever that kills my sense of humour...)
And along the way, I got upside/down, I got water into my ear (wich I still have.. yay..) and I held a flat-fish! :D
It was awesome... Truly jellybean.
Anyway.. I'm going back to Paris tomorr... Today... That'll be.. Interesting...
No more "familiar" friends for 2 months... That's like a really cool house arrest :P "Hey, you! You're grounded! Go to Paris! No good oldies frendos for you for at least 3 months!"
Nah.. anyway.... Hopefully Egypt'll happen... I think I've deserved that, Karma!
Oooooooh. Tiredness!
søndag 31. mai 2009
torsdag 28. mai 2009
Zebra Lobsters and Twinkies
So she passed the theory-exam-test thing in diving, and she is very proud, yes. Ohhh yeahh! Only the "exam" dive left, and she can invade the sea aswell. If she passes.
Anyway.
My beloved computer is sent to repair... Again...
So next time it fucks up, I get a new one... I hope.
And tomorrow, we'll visit Russia, Cloud 9 and maybe Bahamas a little aswell.
Yeah...
That'll be great.
Ooooh.... Supernatural is on.
Sam and Dean.... And that sexy, SEXY car....
Hmm.. Some demon/angel thing. And a guy that imitates Marlon Brando... Or try to sound like him... Rather silly, really... I mean, he isn't paid to play the Godfather, he's paid to be a demon guy!
OH! I bought the Zombie Survival Guide yesterday.... Now I can survive my zombie attack! YEAH! Errr.... Ofcourse I would survive it even if I bought it or not.... But NOW I don't have to make those "become immortal" and "not being able to die, EVER" potions.... Maybe I can just consentrate on the "Live Forever" potion instead.... Yeah!
Anyway, it's late, and only sad pathetic stuff is on TV, so before I get all emotional, I think I'll go to bed. :P
Anyway.
My beloved computer is sent to repair... Again...
So next time it fucks up, I get a new one... I hope.
And tomorrow, we'll visit Russia, Cloud 9 and maybe Bahamas a little aswell.
Yeah...
That'll be great.
Ooooh.... Supernatural is on.
Sam and Dean.... And that sexy, SEXY car....
Hmm.. Some demon/angel thing. And a guy that imitates Marlon Brando... Or try to sound like him... Rather silly, really... I mean, he isn't paid to play the Godfather, he's paid to be a demon guy!
OH! I bought the Zombie Survival Guide yesterday.... Now I can survive my zombie attack! YEAH! Errr.... Ofcourse I would survive it even if I bought it or not.... But NOW I don't have to make those "become immortal" and "not being able to die, EVER" potions.... Maybe I can just consentrate on the "Live Forever" potion instead.... Yeah!
Anyway, it's late, and only sad pathetic stuff is on TV, so before I get all emotional, I think I'll go to bed. :P
mandag 25. mai 2009
D for Divorce.... err... I mean Dive...
Today I was diving in the sea for the first time! That was amazing(ly cold)! Was really beautiful to look up, when I sat on the bottom, on the surface! It was shimmering, and the waves made the light go crazy.... It was awesome... I wish I had a picture of it.. But I just uploaded a picture from the internet instead.... The surface where we were was greener and less clear (sitting in sand does that to the view...).
Anyway, when we were swimming around down under (ho ho ho, pun... I think I need to stop making them.. They are horrible...) We saw a lot of fish, and fancy... waterscapes? And there was this particular thing shaped like the number 8 with plants on it, and a blue fish swiming over it... That's something I wish I had a picture of too..... If only.... Stupid prices on fancy underwater-gear....
Oh, and yesterday, we were diving in a pool from 9 o'clock in the morning to about... 6... Or maybe it was 3... or 4.... I can't remember anymore... (That's bad.... come on, Brain! COME ON!! YOU CAN DO IT!) Yeehaa... Anyway, was in the water for... quite a while. So that resulted in beautiful raisin skin, and my "buddy" said she felt like her skin was paper thin... So... Remember that the next time you consider staying in a pool for 6 hours... Oh, and you smell like chlorine the next two days.... Even though you shower plenty of times.....
But diving today was awesome. It's still weird to be able to breath under water, but it's really really cool...
Anyhoo, I need to sleep... Got an exam tomorrow, and also hoping for a sudden disease to knock me off my feet (oh my god what a lame sentence...), and to possibly make me so ill that I have to stay in Norway for aproximately 2 months... As long as it isn't the pig flu. That's... You just don't brag about that....
Anyway, Shalom, or something.
fredag 22. mai 2009
Questionmark - ? - Spørsmålstegn - Point d'interrigation
Yes. I wonder why those links I put in doesn't come up as link, links. That SUCKS!
Oh well. You can't have both a great looking blogg, AND links in it. The universe would collapse if I did.
DON'T GO THROUGH THE YELLOW DOOR!
Whatever you do. Wherever you are. Don't.
"Maybe I'll always wear a hat. Hat guy. The guy that always wears a hat."
Brilliant.
And also: JELLYBEAN!
That is the new word for cool. Did I mention that already? I honestly can't remember... Anyway. Use it. ... I think I HAVE mentioned it before...... Meh.... OK...
Go Frank Sinatra on somebody. That would be hillarious. Yeah!
Oh well. You can't have both a great looking blogg, AND links in it. The universe would collapse if I did.
DON'T GO THROUGH THE YELLOW DOOR!
Whatever you do. Wherever you are. Don't.
"Maybe I'll always wear a hat. Hat guy. The guy that always wears a hat."
Brilliant.
And also: JELLYBEAN!
That is the new word for cool. Did I mention that already? I honestly can't remember... Anyway. Use it. ... I think I HAVE mentioned it before...... Meh.... OK...
Go Frank Sinatra on somebody. That would be hillarious. Yeah!
It's D&D!
"Never kissed a lady before.. It's D&D... nananana...."
It's fooneh.
Watch it.
Oh you know you want to!
Anyhuu, I was playing last night. I have this awesome temporary and also crazy as hell warlock that kicks arse!
She's mental. And also, she's totally jellybean, man! Oh yeah!
Jellybean is, btw, the cheesy new word for "cool".
USE IT, MINIONS... MORTALS!... OK.. Maybe both is right for humans....
Uansett, when you look in the mirror, you will see a SLAVE! So it doesn't really matter what I call you!
Wow... This was a seriously geeky blogg thing... I might just.... Add something that's un-geeky.
Errr...
Spyro rocks?
He does. He rocks so hard that your mama is having trouble breathing!
He rocks SO hard that your UNBORN is starting to worry!
HAHA! OK. Look at THIS. This was... thpeechul?
Wow.. That was... a long link...
Anyway... peace and stuff.
torsdag 21. mai 2009
Xérès et Champagne
POUR LES TROP BIEN ETUDIES!
Et ma TRES TRES TRES bon examen. J'écrit trois pages, de PHOTO! Quell chance! Quell bonheur! C'est.... C'est une marveille! ....Un trop p'tit.... Mais c'est comme ca...
Et cette texte est... C'est beacoup des faux dans le texte, ici, mais... Oui.
Bon.
I'm gonna fail. Miserably, hard, long, and rough. GOD I HOPE NOT!
Oh! Angels and Demons was AWESOME. A BIT predictive, but still AWESOME.. Mystery, myths, history and religion. All in one film. You can't find better stuff than that.
...In my opinion.... And the MUSIC! Oh, I love it! It's brilliant...
Yeehaa.
Anyway....... It's getting slightly.... Late.
So night night, and stuff!
Et ma TRES TRES TRES bon examen. J'écrit trois pages, de PHOTO! Quell chance! Quell bonheur! C'est.... C'est une marveille! ....Un trop p'tit.... Mais c'est comme ca...
Et cette texte est... C'est beacoup des faux dans le texte, ici, mais... Oui.
Bon.
I'm gonna fail. Miserably, hard, long, and rough. GOD I HOPE NOT!
Oh! Angels and Demons was AWESOME. A BIT predictive, but still AWESOME.. Mystery, myths, history and religion. All in one film. You can't find better stuff than that.
...In my opinion.... And the MUSIC! Oh, I love it! It's brilliant...
Yeehaa.
Anyway....... It's getting slightly.... Late.
So night night, and stuff!
tirsdag 19. mai 2009
Vital organs for sale
The fast and the furious. I really REALLY wanna see that movie. It looks awesome!
Paul Walker AND pretty cars...... Oh yeah! That can only be good...
Anyway. I wrote a song for when I take over the world with my zombies and stuff.
The melody is from Sound of Music. And it is dedicated to my loving parents.
Brimstone and sulfur and poisonous gasses
Get up from all of your lazy fat arses
Now it is time, do some serious work
No-one can get away, now that I win!
When the dog barks
When the kid cry
When it burns its haaand
There is nothing more beautiful in the world, than to spit in their faaaaace and laaaaaaaugh!
OK. That wasn't entirely... You know... Serious.
Just for the record.
One can never know who might take this stuff serious y'know.
But the "take over the world with zombies" part is 100% serious.
And I'm SOOOO close to the end result now, that you wouldn't believe it!
Oh yeah... Just you wait....
In 5 years time (just theoretically. Nothing is... You know... Pinned down.. Clockwise yet...) this earth will be infested with zombies! I CAN'T WAIT!
Or people can just stop the polluting, and I'll just "forget" the plans for another year or so!
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS:
STOP POLLUTING, YOU ARSEHOLES!
Naturally, I don't mean you who take the bus every day, and throw stuff in the bin, not on the ground, and save electricity etc etc.
I mean those who take the car just because "it's raining" and throw trash on the ground because the litter box is 2 meters away, and they aren't arsed to walk those extra two meters...
ETC.
Now. If you vote for me, for president, I SWEAR I will remove all the french speaking, cheese eating freaks, and the polluting, lazy, sons of bitches with no real future, but to die in their car from CO2 poisoning and become so fat that they can no longer stand up, or even get out of the car. So they have to sleep there.
And with that, I bid thee good night.
Happy happy fun fun :P
Paul Walker AND pretty cars...... Oh yeah! That can only be good...
Anyway. I wrote a song for when I take over the world with my zombies and stuff.
The melody is from Sound of Music. And it is dedicated to my loving parents.
Brimstone and sulfur and poisonous gasses
Get up from all of your lazy fat arses
Now it is time, do some serious work
No-one can get away, now that I win!
When the dog barks
When the kid cry
When it burns its haaand
There is nothing more beautiful in the world, than to spit in their faaaaace and laaaaaaaugh!
OK. That wasn't entirely... You know... Serious.
Just for the record.
One can never know who might take this stuff serious y'know.
But the "take over the world with zombies" part is 100% serious.
And I'm SOOOO close to the end result now, that you wouldn't believe it!
Oh yeah... Just you wait....
In 5 years time (just theoretically. Nothing is... You know... Pinned down.. Clockwise yet...) this earth will be infested with zombies! I CAN'T WAIT!
Or people can just stop the polluting, and I'll just "forget" the plans for another year or so!
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS:
STOP POLLUTING, YOU ARSEHOLES!
Naturally, I don't mean you who take the bus every day, and throw stuff in the bin, not on the ground, and save electricity etc etc.
I mean those who take the car just because "it's raining" and throw trash on the ground because the litter box is 2 meters away, and they aren't arsed to walk those extra two meters...
ETC.
Now. If you vote for me, for president, I SWEAR I will remove all the french speaking, cheese eating freaks, and the polluting, lazy, sons of bitches with no real future, but to die in their car from CO2 poisoning and become so fat that they can no longer stand up, or even get out of the car. So they have to sleep there.
And with that, I bid thee good night.
Happy happy fun fun :P
mandag 18. mai 2009
Uno
*Dramatic music is playing in the background*
Mortals, now it is time for Thee to aknowledge thy Lord and Master. OK... Lady and Master. Mistress... Well... Maybe not "Mistress" either.... Even though it is right...
OK. Let's stick with "God".. It has a nice ring to it.
Anyway... Back to the business... And stuff..
...
One can't remember why One wanted Thou to call One God anymore....
Maybe it was merely because One is awesome, and Deserves to be called Master and God and Mistress and Lord and Lady and all that Powerly stuff, Thou shalt aknowledge One as Thou true Leader, and to have other Powerly Statuses.
Anyway... I have had a discussion with a guy from Kristansand that Søgne is the most awesome place in the world. And he absolutely agrees! (I might have exaggerated there..)
And I think te world shall aknowledge Søgne as the Brain of the World. Or heart... Or something else that's vital....
Though, I personally think Brain is the most suiting description, when I think about Søgne.
It is the most beautiful place in the whole wide world! Oh yes, you heard me, Kristiansand!
SØGNE, BABY!
*Ahem*
Salad with feta-cheese is awesome.
Go eat some! RIGHT NOW!
It's jellybeans! Yeehaa!
And stuff..
Rain sucks.
Zombies rocks.
Peace brothers. And sisters...
Mortals, now it is time for Thee to aknowledge thy Lord and Master. OK... Lady and Master. Mistress... Well... Maybe not "Mistress" either.... Even though it is right...
OK. Let's stick with "God".. It has a nice ring to it.
Anyway... Back to the business... And stuff..
...
One can't remember why One wanted Thou to call One God anymore....
Maybe it was merely because One is awesome, and Deserves to be called Master and God and Mistress and Lord and Lady and all that Powerly stuff, Thou shalt aknowledge One as Thou true Leader, and to have other Powerly Statuses.
Anyway... I have had a discussion with a guy from Kristansand that Søgne is the most awesome place in the world. And he absolutely agrees! (I might have exaggerated there..)
And I think te world shall aknowledge Søgne as the Brain of the World. Or heart... Or something else that's vital....
Though, I personally think Brain is the most suiting description, when I think about Søgne.
It is the most beautiful place in the whole wide world! Oh yes, you heard me, Kristiansand!
SØGNE, BABY!
*Ahem*
Salad with feta-cheese is awesome.
Go eat some! RIGHT NOW!
It's jellybeans! Yeehaa!
And stuff..
Rain sucks.
Zombies rocks.
Peace brothers. And sisters...
søndag 17. mai 2009
Happy ...Day, Norway!
How awesome is this: the day before our national day, we win the Eurovision Song Contest! Now THAT is awesome!
Was a crappy song though...
Anyway...
Being home is GREAT! Finally someone that can wake me up and clean my room for me....... My own personal maid.... Except that this maid is exceptionally bitchy, and keep complaining about the mess you made your room.... etc.
Nah... Mom's great.. It was all a joke. We can't be bitchy on our national day! That would be bad.
Mmmmmmhm...
But now me lovely lassybunny is 'ere, so.. I gotta go... To.. say it like that...
(barom tshhh!)
Was a crappy song though...
Anyway...
Being home is GREAT! Finally someone that can wake me up and clean my room for me....... My own personal maid.... Except that this maid is exceptionally bitchy, and keep complaining about the mess you made your room.... etc.
Nah... Mom's great.. It was all a joke. We can't be bitchy on our national day! That would be bad.
Mmmmmmhm...
But now me lovely lassybunny is 'ere, so.. I gotta go... To.. say it like that...
(barom tshhh!)
onsdag 13. mai 2009
I'm leaving on a Jetplane!
Oh, sweet smell of liberty!
Or something... It's now 1 hour and 15 minutes till my taxi comes! oh yeah!
...And I've completely forgotten to take out money for it.... Damn....
RUNNING!
I ran.... And now it is one hour! I can't wait! Yeehaa!
But not anymore, because it is 45 minutes! WOOHOO!!!
Can anyone tell I'm looking forward to this..?
Because I do... I just don't like to talk about it too much..
Yeah!
The flight'll be hell... Am probably going to jump in my seat like a 3 year old...
OHHHHH! NORWAY!
FFS! THIS IS SO COOL!
... I'm calm..... It's 20 minutes now!
Woohoo ^^
See you on the other side (huh huh huh huh...)
Or something... It's now 1 hour and 15 minutes till my taxi comes! oh yeah!
...And I've completely forgotten to take out money for it.... Damn....
RUNNING!
I ran.... And now it is one hour! I can't wait! Yeehaa!
But not anymore, because it is 45 minutes! WOOHOO!!!
Can anyone tell I'm looking forward to this..?
Because I do... I just don't like to talk about it too much..
Yeah!
The flight'll be hell... Am probably going to jump in my seat like a 3 year old...
OHHHHH! NORWAY!
FFS! THIS IS SO COOL!
... I'm calm..... It's 20 minutes now!
Woohoo ^^
See you on the other side (huh huh huh huh...)
tirsdag 12. mai 2009
Åmigawd
ThisisthemostannoyingthingEVER!
FINE! I go home tomorrow... But I could have left in the evening the 7th!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!
Murder. MURDER!!!
OK. Murder is bad. You go to jail and get raped every time you shower, if you kill someone. ... Is it worth it? Nah...
I'm still going back tomorrow. Yaaaay..
Isn't it great how people can COMMUNICATE with each other?
Enough gloom for one day....
Ooooh! I can't wait to go home!
I hope the plane doesn't crash..... Would be typical... *knock on wood*
FINE! I go home tomorrow... But I could have left in the evening the 7th!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!
Murder. MURDER!!!
OK. Murder is bad. You go to jail and get raped every time you shower, if you kill someone. ... Is it worth it? Nah...
I'm still going back tomorrow. Yaaaay..
Isn't it great how people can COMMUNICATE with each other?
Enough gloom for one day....
Ooooh! I can't wait to go home!
I hope the plane doesn't crash..... Would be typical... *knock on wood*
lørdag 9. mai 2009
UNSTOOPID!
OH YEAH! I keep telling you I'm always right, and there is the proof. I'm flipping Einstein! Oh yeah!
*Sigh*
It feels good to be right.
OH! I can be the new oracle! Or even GOD!
Yeah!
OK. As long as it isn't math questions.....
I should make up that zombie-mixture right away, and make everyone obey me. And worship me, ofcourse....
MOHOHAHAHAHAHAha..ha...
Hmmmm... I should maybe make myself and a certain number of people immune, so that we can keep the coolness alive. OH! We can play PlayStation zombie games forever and ever and ever..... Wait... Just immune to the zombie venom doesn't make us immortal.... Maybe I should invent a potion that make us live forever aswell.... OH! And can't die AT ALL! That would be awesome.
And ofcourse I'm gonna invent magic aswell, so that the world itself becomes more fun....
Yeah.... I'm gonna do this!
So long, suckers! Mwehehehehe!
fredag 8. mai 2009
Fruitcake
Yet another birthday... This time it is the lovely Carina.
Oh yes. This will be celebrated. Big time, babe, big time.
Oh, I wrote you a song, btw! (ahem..)
My bunny is over the ocean,
my bunny is over the sea,
my bunny is over the ocean,
oh bring back my bunny to meeeee
(See how cleverly I swapped Bonnie for bunny? Only a mastermind can do that. And I'm deffinately one.... :P)
Anyway, go have a sip of whatever-you-like. Go nuts. Celebrate!
WOOHOO! :P
Isn't it good, Norwegian Wood..
Here it goes again.
Hyvå tyttö. That means "good girl" in Finnish.
Kala pullon samppanjaa ylös!!!!
(fish up a bottle of champagne)
(Google Tranlslatte ftw...)
Ranska paskiaiset kuin sammakko! ...ja ne imevät.. paljon! <3
Carina: Haluan, että puheenjohtaja! tässä ja nyt!!!!!
rakastan sinua pupu! :P
Anyway. Good day, and all that.
Oh yes. This will be celebrated. Big time, babe, big time.
Oh, I wrote you a song, btw! (ahem..)
My bunny is over the ocean,
my bunny is over the sea,
my bunny is over the ocean,
oh bring back my bunny to meeeee
(See how cleverly I swapped Bonnie for bunny? Only a mastermind can do that. And I'm deffinately one.... :P)
Anyway, go have a sip of whatever-you-like. Go nuts. Celebrate!
WOOHOO! :P
Isn't it good, Norwegian Wood..
Here it goes again.
Hyvå tyttö. That means "good girl" in Finnish.
Kala pullon samppanjaa ylös!!!!
(fish up a bottle of champagne)
(Google Tranlslatte ftw...)
Ranska paskiaiset kuin sammakko! ...ja ne imevät.. paljon! <3
Carina: Haluan, että puheenjohtaja! tässä ja nyt!!!!!
rakastan sinua pupu! :P
Anyway. Good day, and all that.
onsdag 6. mai 2009
AWESOMENESS.
Yeehaa!
OK, this is AWESOME! I got really lucky, though... But it was fun. I originally got another quote, and it was also cooler... something about a cat and nature and stuff.. I think it generally meant that cats are freaks of nature... But my computer froze (ofcourse) so I had to find another one, because I really wasn't arsed to flip through every damn quote to find it...
OK:
1 - Go to "wikipedia." Hit “random” or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to "Random quotations" or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3 The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4 - Use photoshop or similar to put it all together. Preferably in a square format layout, like a nice old-timey vinyl album cover.
5 - Use the first font you find on your computer of the first letter in your name.
OK, at least I thought that was a lot of fun, but seriously... Should try it... Was great fun!
And RAM! That's.... Geeky AND you can make up a lot of acronyms for it! Like: Really Annoying Monkeys, Random Anesthetic Medicines, Red Apple Mojo, Raging Andy Man, Ravaging Aeroplane Mistakes, Roaming Ape Myths and so on and so on...
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