Rawr!

I have great plans for my bonsai tree.
When I've taken over the world with my mighty tree and hordes of zombies, I will plant get more trees and call them the "Trees of Life", and stuff, and make all living species pend on them. Addicted, more like.... Oh yes.
And my awesome Trees of Doom will make them live longer - sure, I'm not a complete bastard... -, but they are so addicted that they can barely move away from them, because their power of Lively Awesome Doom is so strong that they just want to live under them.
So they won't be able to kill me.
So I won't be needing bodyguards....
Allthough... I should have some - just in case -
You never know when the rebels rebel....... And their timing is usually really bad....
Maybe I should have a few just to be sure.....

And more Awesome Trees of Doom. Yes.....
After they are super-addicted to live by the first ones, I'll start removing them... OH MY GOD!! A BRILLIANT idea! The trees are the only source of oxygen they get!! So they HAVE to live by them at ALL TIMES! WOAH. Good ideas sure do come late at night when you're supposed to be asleep 5 and a half hours ago...
Hmmm.... Maybe I should create space stations instead of ruining the Earth... I quite like the Earth, see, and I also quite like living here.... So if I deport the humans to space stations..... Then they truly can live on just a few bonsai trees... Hmmm.... My evil mminions of Overly Doom knows how to take care of a bonsai tree.... Because I don't intend to put my life at risk to travel to space every day to take care of some plants... Oh no. What do you think minions are for!?
However, after the humans -or what's left of them- are in space stations, circling around earth, I can start plotting a new devious plan on something...........
But I haven't planned that far yet, so...
Anyway, bonsai tree.
My first bonsai tree will be by my side at all times.... And I'll pet it like it's a cat. Like all the villains have got.... But I don't, 'cause the landlady's son is allergic, so we're not allowed... And I usually prefer brown - red - white - black cats. And brown. And black...... O! Or cats that looks like foxes :D
THAT would rock. To have a fox for a pet.
Yes.
I can't wait to rule the world..... Maybe I should make a Doomsday device.... Just in case some of the rebellious idiots try to kill me or overthrow me or something else stupid...

Oh well. Time to get some sleep.