Zombie Diving Classes.
That is brilliant!
søndag 31. mai 2009
torsdag 28. mai 2009
Zebra Lobsters and Twinkies
So she passed the theory-exam-test thing in diving, and she is very proud, yes. Ohhh yeahh! Only the "exam" dive left, and she can invade the sea aswell. If she passes.
Anyway.
My beloved computer is sent to repair... Again...
So next time it fucks up, I get a new one... I hope.
And tomorrow, we'll visit Russia, Cloud 9 and maybe Bahamas a little aswell.
Yeah...
That'll be great.
Ooooh.... Supernatural is on.
Sam and Dean.... And that sexy, SEXY car....
Hmm.. Some demon/angel thing. And a guy that imitates Marlon Brando... Or try to sound like him... Rather silly, really... I mean, he isn't paid to play the Godfather, he's paid to be a demon guy!
OH! I bought the Zombie Survival Guide yesterday.... Now I can survive my zombie attack! YEAH! Errr.... Ofcourse I would survive it even if I bought it or not.... But NOW I don't have to make those "become immortal" and "not being able to die, EVER" potions.... Maybe I can just consentrate on the "Live Forever" potion instead.... Yeah!
Anyway, it's late, and only sad pathetic stuff is on TV, so before I get all emotional, I think I'll go to bed. :P
Anyway.
My beloved computer is sent to repair... Again...
So next time it fucks up, I get a new one... I hope.
And tomorrow, we'll visit Russia, Cloud 9 and maybe Bahamas a little aswell.
Yeah...
That'll be great.
Ooooh.... Supernatural is on.
Sam and Dean.... And that sexy, SEXY car....
Hmm.. Some demon/angel thing. And a guy that imitates Marlon Brando... Or try to sound like him... Rather silly, really... I mean, he isn't paid to play the Godfather, he's paid to be a demon guy!
OH! I bought the Zombie Survival Guide yesterday.... Now I can survive my zombie attack! YEAH! Errr.... Ofcourse I would survive it even if I bought it or not.... But NOW I don't have to make those "become immortal" and "not being able to die, EVER" potions.... Maybe I can just consentrate on the "Live Forever" potion instead.... Yeah!
Anyway, it's late, and only sad pathetic stuff is on TV, so before I get all emotional, I think I'll go to bed. :P
mandag 25. mai 2009
D for Divorce.... err... I mean Dive...
Today I was diving in the sea for the first time! That was amazing(ly cold)! Was really beautiful to look up, when I sat on the bottom, on the surface! It was shimmering, and the waves made the light go crazy.... It was awesome... I wish I had a picture of it.. But I just uploaded a picture from the internet instead.... The surface where we were was greener and less clear (sitting in sand does that to the view...).
Anyway, when we were swimming around down under (ho ho ho, pun... I think I need to stop making them.. They are horrible...) We saw a lot of fish, and fancy... waterscapes? And there was this particular thing shaped like the number 8 with plants on it, and a blue fish swiming over it... That's something I wish I had a picture of too..... If only.... Stupid prices on fancy underwater-gear....
Oh, and yesterday, we were diving in a pool from 9 o'clock in the morning to about... 6... Or maybe it was 3... or 4.... I can't remember anymore... (That's bad.... come on, Brain! COME ON!! YOU CAN DO IT!) Yeehaa... Anyway, was in the water for... quite a while. So that resulted in beautiful raisin skin, and my "buddy" said she felt like her skin was paper thin... So... Remember that the next time you consider staying in a pool for 6 hours... Oh, and you smell like chlorine the next two days.... Even though you shower plenty of times.....
But diving today was awesome. It's still weird to be able to breath under water, but it's really really cool...
Anyhoo, I need to sleep... Got an exam tomorrow, and also hoping for a sudden disease to knock me off my feet (oh my god what a lame sentence...), and to possibly make me so ill that I have to stay in Norway for aproximately 2 months... As long as it isn't the pig flu. That's... You just don't brag about that....
Anyway, Shalom, or something.
fredag 22. mai 2009
Questionmark - ? - Spørsmålstegn - Point d'interrigation
Yes. I wonder why those links I put in doesn't come up as link, links. That SUCKS!
Oh well. You can't have both a great looking blogg, AND links in it. The universe would collapse if I did.
DON'T GO THROUGH THE YELLOW DOOR!
Whatever you do. Wherever you are. Don't.
"Maybe I'll always wear a hat. Hat guy. The guy that always wears a hat."
Brilliant.
And also: JELLYBEAN!
That is the new word for cool. Did I mention that already? I honestly can't remember... Anyway. Use it. ... I think I HAVE mentioned it before...... Meh.... OK...
Go Frank Sinatra on somebody. That would be hillarious. Yeah!
Oh well. You can't have both a great looking blogg, AND links in it. The universe would collapse if I did.
DON'T GO THROUGH THE YELLOW DOOR!
Whatever you do. Wherever you are. Don't.
"Maybe I'll always wear a hat. Hat guy. The guy that always wears a hat."
Brilliant.
And also: JELLYBEAN!
That is the new word for cool. Did I mention that already? I honestly can't remember... Anyway. Use it. ... I think I HAVE mentioned it before...... Meh.... OK...
Go Frank Sinatra on somebody. That would be hillarious. Yeah!
It's D&D!
"Never kissed a lady before.. It's D&D... nananana...."
It's fooneh.
Watch it.
Oh you know you want to!
Anyhuu, I was playing last night. I have this awesome temporary and also crazy as hell warlock that kicks arse!
She's mental. And also, she's totally jellybean, man! Oh yeah!
Jellybean is, btw, the cheesy new word for "cool".
USE IT, MINIONS... MORTALS!... OK.. Maybe both is right for humans....
Uansett, when you look in the mirror, you will see a SLAVE! So it doesn't really matter what I call you!
Wow... This was a seriously geeky blogg thing... I might just.... Add something that's un-geeky.
Errr...
Spyro rocks?
He does. He rocks so hard that your mama is having trouble breathing!
He rocks SO hard that your UNBORN is starting to worry!
HAHA! OK. Look at THIS. This was... thpeechul?
Wow.. That was... a long link...
Anyway... peace and stuff.
torsdag 21. mai 2009
Xérès et Champagne
POUR LES TROP BIEN ETUDIES!
Et ma TRES TRES TRES bon examen. J'écrit trois pages, de PHOTO! Quell chance! Quell bonheur! C'est.... C'est une marveille! ....Un trop p'tit.... Mais c'est comme ca...
Et cette texte est... C'est beacoup des faux dans le texte, ici, mais... Oui.
Bon.
I'm gonna fail. Miserably, hard, long, and rough. GOD I HOPE NOT!
Oh! Angels and Demons was AWESOME. A BIT predictive, but still AWESOME.. Mystery, myths, history and religion. All in one film. You can't find better stuff than that.
...In my opinion.... And the MUSIC! Oh, I love it! It's brilliant...
Yeehaa.
Anyway....... It's getting slightly.... Late.
So night night, and stuff!
Et ma TRES TRES TRES bon examen. J'écrit trois pages, de PHOTO! Quell chance! Quell bonheur! C'est.... C'est une marveille! ....Un trop p'tit.... Mais c'est comme ca...
Et cette texte est... C'est beacoup des faux dans le texte, ici, mais... Oui.
Bon.
I'm gonna fail. Miserably, hard, long, and rough. GOD I HOPE NOT!
Oh! Angels and Demons was AWESOME. A BIT predictive, but still AWESOME.. Mystery, myths, history and religion. All in one film. You can't find better stuff than that.
...In my opinion.... And the MUSIC! Oh, I love it! It's brilliant...
Yeehaa.
Anyway....... It's getting slightly.... Late.
So night night, and stuff!
tirsdag 19. mai 2009
Vital organs for sale
The fast and the furious. I really REALLY wanna see that movie. It looks awesome!
Paul Walker AND pretty cars...... Oh yeah! That can only be good...
Anyway. I wrote a song for when I take over the world with my zombies and stuff.
The melody is from Sound of Music. And it is dedicated to my loving parents.
Brimstone and sulfur and poisonous gasses
Get up from all of your lazy fat arses
Now it is time, do some serious work
No-one can get away, now that I win!
When the dog barks
When the kid cry
When it burns its haaand
There is nothing more beautiful in the world, than to spit in their faaaaace and laaaaaaaugh!
OK. That wasn't entirely... You know... Serious.
Just for the record.
One can never know who might take this stuff serious y'know.
But the "take over the world with zombies" part is 100% serious.
And I'm SOOOO close to the end result now, that you wouldn't believe it!
Oh yeah... Just you wait....
In 5 years time (just theoretically. Nothing is... You know... Pinned down.. Clockwise yet...) this earth will be infested with zombies! I CAN'T WAIT!
Or people can just stop the polluting, and I'll just "forget" the plans for another year or so!
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS:
STOP POLLUTING, YOU ARSEHOLES!
Naturally, I don't mean you who take the bus every day, and throw stuff in the bin, not on the ground, and save electricity etc etc.
I mean those who take the car just because "it's raining" and throw trash on the ground because the litter box is 2 meters away, and they aren't arsed to walk those extra two meters...
ETC.
Now. If you vote for me, for president, I SWEAR I will remove all the french speaking, cheese eating freaks, and the polluting, lazy, sons of bitches with no real future, but to die in their car from CO2 poisoning and become so fat that they can no longer stand up, or even get out of the car. So they have to sleep there.
And with that, I bid thee good night.
Happy happy fun fun :P
Paul Walker AND pretty cars...... Oh yeah! That can only be good...
Anyway. I wrote a song for when I take over the world with my zombies and stuff.
The melody is from Sound of Music. And it is dedicated to my loving parents.
Brimstone and sulfur and poisonous gasses
Get up from all of your lazy fat arses
Now it is time, do some serious work
No-one can get away, now that I win!
When the dog barks
When the kid cry
When it burns its haaand
There is nothing more beautiful in the world, than to spit in their faaaaace and laaaaaaaugh!
OK. That wasn't entirely... You know... Serious.
Just for the record.
One can never know who might take this stuff serious y'know.
But the "take over the world with zombies" part is 100% serious.
And I'm SOOOO close to the end result now, that you wouldn't believe it!
Oh yeah... Just you wait....
In 5 years time (just theoretically. Nothing is... You know... Pinned down.. Clockwise yet...) this earth will be infested with zombies! I CAN'T WAIT!
Or people can just stop the polluting, and I'll just "forget" the plans for another year or so!
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS:
STOP POLLUTING, YOU ARSEHOLES!
Naturally, I don't mean you who take the bus every day, and throw stuff in the bin, not on the ground, and save electricity etc etc.
I mean those who take the car just because "it's raining" and throw trash on the ground because the litter box is 2 meters away, and they aren't arsed to walk those extra two meters...
ETC.
Now. If you vote for me, for president, I SWEAR I will remove all the french speaking, cheese eating freaks, and the polluting, lazy, sons of bitches with no real future, but to die in their car from CO2 poisoning and become so fat that they can no longer stand up, or even get out of the car. So they have to sleep there.
And with that, I bid thee good night.
Happy happy fun fun :P
mandag 18. mai 2009
Uno
*Dramatic music is playing in the background*
Mortals, now it is time for Thee to aknowledge thy Lord and Master. OK... Lady and Master. Mistress... Well... Maybe not "Mistress" either.... Even though it is right...
OK. Let's stick with "God".. It has a nice ring to it.
Anyway... Back to the business... And stuff..
...
One can't remember why One wanted Thou to call One God anymore....
Maybe it was merely because One is awesome, and Deserves to be called Master and God and Mistress and Lord and Lady and all that Powerly stuff, Thou shalt aknowledge One as Thou true Leader, and to have other Powerly Statuses.
Anyway... I have had a discussion with a guy from Kristansand that Søgne is the most awesome place in the world. And he absolutely agrees! (I might have exaggerated there..)
And I think te world shall aknowledge Søgne as the Brain of the World. Or heart... Or something else that's vital....
Though, I personally think Brain is the most suiting description, when I think about Søgne.
It is the most beautiful place in the whole wide world! Oh yes, you heard me, Kristiansand!
SØGNE, BABY!
*Ahem*
Salad with feta-cheese is awesome.
Go eat some! RIGHT NOW!
It's jellybeans! Yeehaa!
And stuff..
Rain sucks.
Zombies rocks.
Peace brothers. And sisters...
Mortals, now it is time for Thee to aknowledge thy Lord and Master. OK... Lady and Master. Mistress... Well... Maybe not "Mistress" either.... Even though it is right...
OK. Let's stick with "God".. It has a nice ring to it.
Anyway... Back to the business... And stuff..
...
One can't remember why One wanted Thou to call One God anymore....
Maybe it was merely because One is awesome, and Deserves to be called Master and God and Mistress and Lord and Lady and all that Powerly stuff, Thou shalt aknowledge One as Thou true Leader, and to have other Powerly Statuses.
Anyway... I have had a discussion with a guy from Kristansand that Søgne is the most awesome place in the world. And he absolutely agrees! (I might have exaggerated there..)
And I think te world shall aknowledge Søgne as the Brain of the World. Or heart... Or something else that's vital....
Though, I personally think Brain is the most suiting description, when I think about Søgne.
It is the most beautiful place in the whole wide world! Oh yes, you heard me, Kristiansand!
SØGNE, BABY!
*Ahem*
Salad with feta-cheese is awesome.
Go eat some! RIGHT NOW!
It's jellybeans! Yeehaa!
And stuff..
Rain sucks.
Zombies rocks.
Peace brothers. And sisters...
søndag 17. mai 2009
Happy ...Day, Norway!
How awesome is this: the day before our national day, we win the Eurovision Song Contest! Now THAT is awesome!
Was a crappy song though...
Anyway...
Being home is GREAT! Finally someone that can wake me up and clean my room for me....... My own personal maid.... Except that this maid is exceptionally bitchy, and keep complaining about the mess you made your room.... etc.
Nah... Mom's great.. It was all a joke. We can't be bitchy on our national day! That would be bad.
Mmmmmmhm...
But now me lovely lassybunny is 'ere, so.. I gotta go... To.. say it like that...
(barom tshhh!)
Was a crappy song though...
Anyway...
Being home is GREAT! Finally someone that can wake me up and clean my room for me....... My own personal maid.... Except that this maid is exceptionally bitchy, and keep complaining about the mess you made your room.... etc.
Nah... Mom's great.. It was all a joke. We can't be bitchy on our national day! That would be bad.
Mmmmmmhm...
But now me lovely lassybunny is 'ere, so.. I gotta go... To.. say it like that...
(barom tshhh!)
onsdag 13. mai 2009
I'm leaving on a Jetplane!
Oh, sweet smell of liberty!
Or something... It's now 1 hour and 15 minutes till my taxi comes! oh yeah!
...And I've completely forgotten to take out money for it.... Damn....
RUNNING!
I ran.... And now it is one hour! I can't wait! Yeehaa!
But not anymore, because it is 45 minutes! WOOHOO!!!
Can anyone tell I'm looking forward to this..?
Because I do... I just don't like to talk about it too much..
Yeah!
The flight'll be hell... Am probably going to jump in my seat like a 3 year old...
OHHHHH! NORWAY!
FFS! THIS IS SO COOL!
... I'm calm..... It's 20 minutes now!
Woohoo ^^
See you on the other side (huh huh huh huh...)
Or something... It's now 1 hour and 15 minutes till my taxi comes! oh yeah!
...And I've completely forgotten to take out money for it.... Damn....
RUNNING!
I ran.... And now it is one hour! I can't wait! Yeehaa!
But not anymore, because it is 45 minutes! WOOHOO!!!
Can anyone tell I'm looking forward to this..?
Because I do... I just don't like to talk about it too much..
Yeah!
The flight'll be hell... Am probably going to jump in my seat like a 3 year old...
OHHHHH! NORWAY!
FFS! THIS IS SO COOL!
... I'm calm..... It's 20 minutes now!
Woohoo ^^
See you on the other side (huh huh huh huh...)
tirsdag 12. mai 2009
Åmigawd
ThisisthemostannoyingthingEVER!
FINE! I go home tomorrow... But I could have left in the evening the 7th!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!
Murder. MURDER!!!
OK. Murder is bad. You go to jail and get raped every time you shower, if you kill someone. ... Is it worth it? Nah...
I'm still going back tomorrow. Yaaaay..
Isn't it great how people can COMMUNICATE with each other?
Enough gloom for one day....
Ooooh! I can't wait to go home!
I hope the plane doesn't crash..... Would be typical... *knock on wood*
FINE! I go home tomorrow... But I could have left in the evening the 7th!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!
Murder. MURDER!!!
OK. Murder is bad. You go to jail and get raped every time you shower, if you kill someone. ... Is it worth it? Nah...
I'm still going back tomorrow. Yaaaay..
Isn't it great how people can COMMUNICATE with each other?
Enough gloom for one day....
Ooooh! I can't wait to go home!
I hope the plane doesn't crash..... Would be typical... *knock on wood*
lørdag 9. mai 2009
UNSTOOPID!
OH YEAH! I keep telling you I'm always right, and there is the proof. I'm flipping Einstein! Oh yeah!
*Sigh*
It feels good to be right.
OH! I can be the new oracle! Or even GOD!
Yeah!
OK. As long as it isn't math questions.....
I should make up that zombie-mixture right away, and make everyone obey me. And worship me, ofcourse....
MOHOHAHAHAHAHAha..ha...
Hmmmm... I should maybe make myself and a certain number of people immune, so that we can keep the coolness alive. OH! We can play PlayStation zombie games forever and ever and ever..... Wait... Just immune to the zombie venom doesn't make us immortal.... Maybe I should invent a potion that make us live forever aswell.... OH! And can't die AT ALL! That would be awesome.
And ofcourse I'm gonna invent magic aswell, so that the world itself becomes more fun....
Yeah.... I'm gonna do this!
So long, suckers! Mwehehehehe!
fredag 8. mai 2009
Fruitcake
Yet another birthday... This time it is the lovely Carina.
Oh yes. This will be celebrated. Big time, babe, big time.
Oh, I wrote you a song, btw! (ahem..)
My bunny is over the ocean,
my bunny is over the sea,
my bunny is over the ocean,
oh bring back my bunny to meeeee
(See how cleverly I swapped Bonnie for bunny? Only a mastermind can do that. And I'm deffinately one.... :P)
Anyway, go have a sip of whatever-you-like. Go nuts. Celebrate!
WOOHOO! :P
Isn't it good, Norwegian Wood..
Here it goes again.
Hyvå tyttö. That means "good girl" in Finnish.
Kala pullon samppanjaa ylös!!!!
(fish up a bottle of champagne)
(Google Tranlslatte ftw...)
Ranska paskiaiset kuin sammakko! ...ja ne imevät.. paljon! <3
Carina: Haluan, että puheenjohtaja! tässä ja nyt!!!!!
rakastan sinua pupu! :P
Anyway. Good day, and all that.
Oh yes. This will be celebrated. Big time, babe, big time.
Oh, I wrote you a song, btw! (ahem..)
My bunny is over the ocean,
my bunny is over the sea,
my bunny is over the ocean,
oh bring back my bunny to meeeee
(See how cleverly I swapped Bonnie for bunny? Only a mastermind can do that. And I'm deffinately one.... :P)
Anyway, go have a sip of whatever-you-like. Go nuts. Celebrate!
WOOHOO! :P
Isn't it good, Norwegian Wood..
Here it goes again.
Hyvå tyttö. That means "good girl" in Finnish.
Kala pullon samppanjaa ylös!!!!
(fish up a bottle of champagne)
(Google Tranlslatte ftw...)
Ranska paskiaiset kuin sammakko! ...ja ne imevät.. paljon! <3
Carina: Haluan, että puheenjohtaja! tässä ja nyt!!!!!
rakastan sinua pupu! :P
Anyway. Good day, and all that.
onsdag 6. mai 2009
AWESOMENESS.
Yeehaa!
OK, this is AWESOME! I got really lucky, though... But it was fun. I originally got another quote, and it was also cooler... something about a cat and nature and stuff.. I think it generally meant that cats are freaks of nature... But my computer froze (ofcourse) so I had to find another one, because I really wasn't arsed to flip through every damn quote to find it...
OK:
1 - Go to "wikipedia." Hit “random” or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to "Random quotations" or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3 The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4 - Use photoshop or similar to put it all together. Preferably in a square format layout, like a nice old-timey vinyl album cover.
5 - Use the first font you find on your computer of the first letter in your name.
OK, at least I thought that was a lot of fun, but seriously... Should try it... Was great fun!
And RAM! That's.... Geeky AND you can make up a lot of acronyms for it! Like: Really Annoying Monkeys, Random Anesthetic Medicines, Red Apple Mojo, Raging Andy Man, Ravaging Aeroplane Mistakes, Roaming Ape Myths and so on and so on...
mandag 4. mai 2009
Janitor Scruffy
Hoodlums! Mayhem! Sugar!
Yet another poem, by the Great and Brilliant, Maria.
Yes thank you.
That was fun.
Chocolate. Milkchocolate.
NORWEGIAN milkchocolate.
And Cheeze Doodles... OH MY GOD!
And orange chocolate.... and Easter eggs with egg-cream or something in them.. oooooohhhhh yeaahhhh.......
Norway is the land of LOVELYNESS when it comes to candy.
Oh yes.
I sure am glad I'm going back! Only 8 days, till I get me almost 3 week vacation :D
Oh yeah!
Mmmm-mmmm... Chocolate.... The LOVELYNESS of the world. The worlds ehh... 8th wonder? or 7th? I lost count........
Anyway...
Go to sleep!
Yet another poem, by the Great and Brilliant, Maria.
Yes thank you.
That was fun.
Chocolate. Milkchocolate.
NORWEGIAN milkchocolate.
And Cheeze Doodles... OH MY GOD!
And orange chocolate.... and Easter eggs with egg-cream or something in them.. oooooohhhhh yeaahhhh.......
Norway is the land of LOVELYNESS when it comes to candy.
Oh yes.
I sure am glad I'm going back! Only 8 days, till I get me almost 3 week vacation :D
Oh yeah!
Mmmm-mmmm... Chocolate.... The LOVELYNESS of the world. The worlds ehh... 8th wonder? or 7th? I lost count........
Anyway...
Go to sleep!
søndag 3. mai 2009
Brad's dictaphone.
Remember: This is merely a rehearsal. A rehearsal.... I hope....
Ehh... Even though it is only a rehearsal: Don't let them hear you... Be verrrrry quiet!
Errr, Dave, I don't think you should be bleeding all over, like you do.... Go un-bleed! It's not too good of an idea to bleed with ZOMBIES around.
D-D-Dave? A-Are you a-alright? Dave?
Lucy, get away from dave. NOW.
OH MY GOD!
DAVE!
ARGH!!! STOP BITING LUCY, DAVE!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OH MY GOD! I CAN SEE HER INTESTINES!
COME ON LISA, WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!
SHOOT THE HEADS!!! OH MY GOD SHOOT THE HEADS!!!
(Yes, was just waiting for an excuse to use it.)
AAAAARRRGHHHH!
Look! A house! We might be saved!
Lisa? Oh my god...... Is that.... Your parents?
GET AWAY FROM THEM!
They are not your parents anymore!
NOW RUN INTO THAT HOUSE!
I'm afraid we're not in Kansas anymore... Heh.....
Wait... Did you leave the door open? Oh my god...
Oh my god oh my god oh my god.....
If I'm sure this was just a rehearsal? NO! Not anymore!
Lisa.
Behind you.
ARGHHHH!! NO!!! RUN LISA!!!
I got it!
HOT DAMN HE BIT ME!!!
RUN LISA!
Befo.. B.. B...... Braaaaaiiiiinnnsssss......
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhgaaaaagaaaaa...
Ehh... Even though it is only a rehearsal: Don't let them hear you... Be verrrrry quiet!
Errr, Dave, I don't think you should be bleeding all over, like you do.... Go un-bleed! It's not too good of an idea to bleed with ZOMBIES around.
D-D-Dave? A-Are you a-alright? Dave?
Lucy, get away from dave. NOW.
OH MY GOD!
DAVE!
ARGH!!! STOP BITING LUCY, DAVE!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OH MY GOD! I CAN SEE HER INTESTINES!
COME ON LISA, WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!
SHOOT THE HEADS!!! OH MY GOD SHOOT THE HEADS!!!
(Yes, was just waiting for an excuse to use it.)
AAAAARRRGHHHH!
Look! A house! We might be saved!
Lisa? Oh my god...... Is that.... Your parents?
GET AWAY FROM THEM!
They are not your parents anymore!
NOW RUN INTO THAT HOUSE!
I'm afraid we're not in Kansas anymore... Heh.....
Wait... Did you leave the door open? Oh my god...
Oh my god oh my god oh my god.....
If I'm sure this was just a rehearsal? NO! Not anymore!
Lisa.
Behind you.
ARGHHHH!! NO!!! RUN LISA!!!
I got it!
HOT DAMN HE BIT ME!!!
RUN LISA!
Befo.. B.. B...... Braaaaaiiiiinnnsssss......
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhgaaaaagaaaaa...
Happy Birthday.. a little late...
I'm a bad friend. I'm a day late!
I blame WoW. Bad WoW.
Hmmm... OK, I better "Sing" a late birthday song...
Ready?
OK....
AHEM:
Happy birthday to youuu,
Happy birthday to youuu,
Happy BIRTHDAY dear Malene,
Happy Birthday to youuuuu...
Yeah. You know I love you, and stuff ;)
You big old turkey :D
I said that with love.
OH! I also wrote you a poem!
(Not really, I'm just improvising... You don't know that.)
Malene, is a pretty ballerina,
But she doesn't dance ballet.
So I lied.
I'm sorry, Malene.
She likes playing WoW
And she likes flowers
But after this year, I'm not sure anymore
Anyway
This chick is not a flick
But she's got a boyfriend.
That is a bee.
She is awesome.
Malene likes icecream.
Malene likes brownies.
Malene is 1337.
Malene had birthday yesterday.
Malene isn't 1337, she's 21.
I'm done.
You can applaude me now :P
Yeehaa! Hope you had cake, Malene! :D
I blame WoW. Bad WoW.
Hmmm... OK, I better "Sing" a late birthday song...
Ready?
OK....
AHEM:
Happy birthday to youuu,
Happy birthday to youuu,
Happy BIRTHDAY dear Malene,
Happy Birthday to youuuuu...
Yeah. You know I love you, and stuff ;)
You big old turkey :D
I said that with love.
OH! I also wrote you a poem!
(Not really, I'm just improvising... You don't know that.)
Malene, is a pretty ballerina,
But she doesn't dance ballet.
So I lied.
I'm sorry, Malene.
She likes playing WoW
And she likes flowers
But after this year, I'm not sure anymore
Anyway
This chick is not a flick
But she's got a boyfriend.
That is a bee.
She is awesome.
Malene likes icecream.
Malene likes brownies.
Malene is 1337.
Malene had birthday yesterday.
Malene isn't 1337, she's 21.
I'm done.
You can applaude me now :P
Yeehaa! Hope you had cake, Malene! :D
fredag 1. mai 2009
Verdens latskaps dag.
Oh yeah. Today is the international Lazy Day.
Day off for the working woman and man. Can you digg it? Oh yeah! I know I can ;)
Hmmm... Nah, don't feel random/"funny" enough now...
Peace y'aaall
Day off for the working woman and man. Can you digg it? Oh yeah! I know I can ;)
Hmmm... Nah, don't feel random/"funny" enough now...
Peace y'aaall
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