Out of your head.....

Yes... We've had a... phase... of youtubing, wich obviously involves annoying songs and videos... Like this one. Oh yes. This is the worst one. Because it is true! YOU NEVER GET THE GOD DAMN SONG OUT OF YOUR BLOODY HEAD!! ARGH!!

So obviously, I'm gonna add the link. Joost'a to be nice'a... Heh..
Yeah right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umUOiXAFAyg

Anyway. Todays issue, the issue of the day, the days issue, the issues day, the Daily Issue, the ... I can pull it longer, but I choose not to... Anyway, todays TOPIC is: CAGES! (OooooOOoooOOoo)

It's funny about kids... I mean, we cuddle them, we play with them, we feed them, and "we never ever wanna leave them. EVER"... But if we "don't"... Why .. or WHO invited the playpen? I mean... It doesn't even look like a place I would place my worst enemy!

I mean just LOOK at that picture! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playpen

It looks.... HORRIBLE!

It looks like a prison!

Just look at that kid in the playpen.... I bet it's saying "MOMMY!! GET ME OUT OF HERE! It wants to EAT ME! ...And there is an old guy in here, aswell, sitting in the corner, under some toys, saying he'll give me candy if I pick up his soap!" or like its life depends on getting out of there... (it probably does.)

Yeah.... Parents are sadistic bastards... They just like to think they aren't....

Anyway... The playpen is also where the faeries swap the kids for Grinches that looks a lot like the baby in "question"... Yes.
The Grinch is real. And you've seen THEM (yes, there are more than one Grinch, obviously... They aren't Santa...) every time a baby cry, or go completely mental over pickles and other un-real problems....
Oh yes. Most of the time, the baby manages to crawl out of the faerie land, of pink and light blue and salmon red, out into the real world... Then the Grinch start it's long dying process, and doesn't really die untill they are out of their teens. But the babies that doesn't make it out, before they are three, they... They die. And the evil babies of Doom who choose to stay in faerie-land, becomes one of the evil faeries.. And it's Grinch is here to stay! If you wonder how you can see who is grinch, and who isn't, the answer is obvious. Their personality. And also you can also see it on their smile. Looks very Grinch-like. You know, "the Grinch", with Jim Carrey... It's accually spot on! Except they normally don't grow a bigger heart.... That's just a myth, you see....

Anyway... Grinches and faeries fortunately have enemies aswell. They are called: ALCOHOLICS!
Yes.
Alcoholics.
You know how they always talk about the green fairy? They aren't fantasizing, you see. They are just so drunk that they are in a certain state of mind, wich is so primitive and simple that it's ... quite scary...
Anyway. That they can see them, scares the faeries. And also, when a faerie has been spotted by something less innocent than a baby, it instantly DIES the most BRUTAL and PAINFUL death you can ever imagine!
It bursts into flames, get swallowed by a fly (a magical fly, naturally...) and the fly gets eaten by a toad, and the toad explodes, and then a dog comes around to sniff in the remains of the toad, fly and faerie, and leave a giant dropping over the faerie. THEN some nice guy cleans up after the dog, and swoops up the faerie aswell before he throw the bag in the bin, and THEN the garbage truck comes around, and the faerie lies beneath a heap of rubbish for hours, before the truck stops... And then the garbage gets thrown into a GIANT INCINERATOR!
And the faerie has a little fire resistance, so it lasts longer than the garbage, but dies a very very very painful death.

Oh yes. So the point of this story is: never ever EVER get a playpen. It's pure evil! And besides: You never know how many leprachauns there are, living around in your area, wanting to ask your baby where his soap is....
Filthy FILTHY leprachauns...