Ocular pain

Yeah, early in the mornin', they send cartoons and other stuff, wich is faire enough... But when they start making kiddie-shows with.. proper people and the looney tunes in it, I just want to burst into tears like any other 3 year old would... Not that I'm 3 years old...
Anyway, who makes shows like... err... the one with the faeries.. and the one with the barbie-like chicks, and stuff.. It's, quite frankly, freaky.
Now stuff with monsters and zombies, and stuff like that.... Now THAT is something I'd rather have my kid watching... I mean, what if they turned out to be like those pink bimbo-bitches :S That would be major suckage.
It's a lot cooler to have a kid chasing after old ladies and drunks because they think they are zombies, or wraiths or something.
O! Or saying they want to be Vampire hunters or something...
"Oh look James, look at that little zombie, visiting... Aawww... Would you like a cookie, dear?"
"Only if it taste like human flesh, Granny..."

WHY DOES THINGS KEEP EXPLODING IN SPACE!?
It's not possible. I'll repeat that in capital letters...:
IT IS NOT POSSIBLE!
ARGH!
So why do they keep making things that blow up in space? BECAUSE IT'S COOL!
Rubbish people, they are, making up things like explotions in space....
Just think about the children! When they grow up, they won't know the important truth!
What if they invent a rocket, and fly into space, and try to blow up a sattelite? Then they will be strongly dissapointed, I tell you. STRONGLY DISSAPOINTED!
Anyway, if they get into space in the first place, they'll probably freeze to death aswell... They normally don't consider that in stuff either... Except some sci-fi movies, ofcourse. Wich is good.

Why can't we fight with swords anymore? Wars would be so much more honourable, and.. stuff... And we should also invent the light sabre. OH YES WE SHOULD!
I want a purple one. Or an orange one. Or maybe both :D That would be awesome.