Fried (Chicken) Salad.

The day you decide to get kids and let other people raise them, and get a maid to clean for you because you are too busy doing nothing but work, is the day you decide that:
"Hmmm, maybe a goldfish WAS a better idea... Why couldn't I see that before?"

And when you lie on your death bed, because of a heartattack caused by stress is the day that you DEFFINATELY think:
"I really SHOULD have gotten that fish. AHHH! OH! THE PAIN!!!!"
And then you die.

Very VERY unhappy, mind you.
And then you visit St. Peter, if you believe that kind of thing, and then you are told to go to hell...
And then you think: "What a charming guy" While you take the stairs down to the warm pit of lava, and bits and pieces of your shoes get stuck in the lava, untill you don't have anymore shoes, and it's only your feet left, and your skin get so heavily burned that you have trouble walking the rest of the way. Because you leave some skin on the ground, every step you take. Mmm..
And then you think: "I'd KILL for a fish now! Or.. Just water! Anything to soothe the pain and the heat!!!"
And then there is a red guy with horns that start laughing menacingly at your plea for mercy and fish.
And he'll say "HAH, you should have thought about that before you decided to live like you used to! You should have gotten a fish."
And then you start crying.

But you don't wake up, because it's NOT a dream! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ohh... That was fun.... I want to predict someone else's life too, now.. Not just the working business-man/woman-without-any-life-outside-of-work-but-still-have-a-2,3-kids-and-a-dog-they-can't-take-care-of........
Anyway, baby calls.
Have a fun day y'all :P