Radio Signal

I'm psycic. And I can see you in a coma. For 20 years.
While your grand-père trips on a turd and faint, and also spend some time in a coma. 1 week to be exact. And then, when you wake up again, you find out that you've been frozen down instead of being in a coma, and that the world 50 years from now is a very weird place. There are zombies everywhere, and vampires that drink animal blood and are shining instead of dying when they step into the sun (oh, wait! That's not the future! That's "Twilight"! Silly me...) and monster babies that just learned to walk, and thereby smashing the skyscrapers on Manhattan (it always is Manhattan...). And there is a "heroic" guy trying to save "the world" (that means Manhattan. It's just that americans have an amazingly narrow mind when it comes to the world and America. They always seems to think that America is the World....) by killing the monster babies. OK, so he manage to take out a few. But the zombies are still a tiny problem. I mean with them being undead and all... So they try the "SHOOT THE HEADS!!!!! OH MY GOD SHOOT THE HEADS!!!!" method, wich seems to be quite effective, except that these zombies are AWESOME zombies, so they don't die. They just.... Put them self back together. And keep on walking.
But then there is a moodspoiling brat that is smart enough to figure out that "Hey, if we chop them up in many pieces and BURN them, then they won't be able to do all that stuff.."
So yeah. The zombies aren't really a problem either anymore.
Wich sucks.
Because zombies rock.
But "know-it-all" brats doesn't. So a zombie kills him. (It's always a guy for some reason. That's silly.) But his cousin, the smart Abigail, brings on his wisdon (yeah! Girl power!) and she's also smart enough to just keep the information to herself. So she's letting people get eaten and when there are only zombies left, she controlls them and takes over the real world. Because she's not one of those shallow/narrow minded pricks, so she knows stuff! So she use all the zombies to take over the world!
And then...... After a few years.... She dies.
Because
1) there are only zombies left, except for her,
2) she's the only human left,
3) the zombies evolve more intelligence in the lack of brains,
4) human brains are known to not be too healthy for you, it goes on your insanity checks,
5) human species ends with her,
6) this is getting slightly too random for being a list over why she dies,
7) back on track; she gets killed by zombies because one day, she fall asleep without locking the door.
So yeah. She accually cause the end of the world.
Bitch.

No I can't see the future. I lied. It was all a lie. Like the cake. The cake is a lie.
Apparently.
And Scotty doesn't know.