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DÉPENSES-TOI BIEN!

That's what the commercials say.... And:

MANGES MOINS 5 FRUITS ET LEGUMES PAR JOUR

and:

NE MANGES PAS TROP GRAS, TROP SUCRES, TROP SALÉS



I think there is a conspiracy going on.



I... I think they might WANT the french to live!

That... They want the spawns of Evil to continue live!

That they want the 'oh-hoho' and the 'Oh-lala' to... continue exising!