Internet glory

This is me, having to update my blog from my phone because my personal internet won't bloody work. I love it when stuff work. Virgin took a giant shit on the leg. I need internet. It's my addiction, sure, but it's such a beautiful addiction! You can find flowers and ponies on the internet! Everybody loves the internet.
Booyah.
I NEED IT!!! Give it here, please! Require! Yearn for! Desire! Troof, innit bruv! :P
Now, virgin, please give me what I pay for!
Kthxbye!