Seriousness

Ooohhh... I's all serious, and stuffs in the last post! :O
We can't have that!

OK: the real story behind it is that Miss Feltin is the worried, but unmarried mother of a kidnapped 5-year-old.
She was, however married, but divorced to the man that kidnapped their child, in exchange for..... hmmmm... Fish?
Yes. Fish.
Because in all reality, they are penguins!
In a zoo!
In London.....
London Zoo, actually!
And they strive to keep their minds stimulated in their boring cages of boringness.
Yes.

This is a true story! ..I think...