søndag 31. mai 2009

Drowned fish

Zombie Diving Classes.

That is brilliant
!

torsdag 28. mai 2009

Zebra Lobsters and Twinkies

So she passed the theory-exam-test thing in diving, and she is very proud, yes. Ohhh yeahh! Only the "exam" dive left, and she can invade the sea aswell. If she passes.
Anyway.
My beloved computer is sent to repair... Again...
So next time it fucks up, I get a new one... I hope.
And tomorrow, we'll visit Russia, Cloud 9 and maybe Bahamas a little aswell.
Yeah...
That'll be great.

Ooooh.... Supernatural is on.
Sam and Dean.... And that sexy, SEXY car....
Hmm.. Some demon/angel thing. And a guy that imitates Marlon Brando... Or try to sound like him... Rather silly, really... I mean, he isn't paid to play the Godfather, he's paid to be a demon guy!

OH! I bought the Zombie Survival Guide yesterday.... Now I can survive my zombie attack! YEAH! Errr.... Ofcourse I would survive it even if I bought it or not.... But NOW I don't have to make those "become immortal" and "not being able to die, EVER" potions.... Maybe I can just consentrate on the "Live Forever" potion instead.... Yeah!
Anyway, it's late, and only sad pathetic stuff is on TV, so before I get all emotional, I think I'll go to bed. :P

mandag 25. mai 2009

Lola!

Strawberries!!!! With cream and sugar........
YUM!

D for Divorce.... err... I mean Dive...


Today I was diving in the sea for the first time! That was amazing(ly cold)! Was really beautiful to look up, when I sat on the bottom, on the surface! It was shimmering, and the waves made the light go crazy.... It was awesome... I wish I had a picture of it.. But I just uploaded a picture from the internet instead.... The surface where we were was greener and less clear (sitting in sand does that to the view...).
Anyway, when we were swimming around down under (ho ho ho, pun... I think I need to stop making them.. They are horrible...) We saw a lot of fish, and fancy... waterscapes? And there was this particular thing shaped like the number 8 with plants on it, and a blue fish swiming over it... That's something I wish I had a picture of too..... If only.... Stupid prices on fancy underwater-gear....
Oh, and yesterday, we were diving in a pool from 9 o'clock in the morning to about... 6... Or maybe it was 3... or 4.... I can't remember anymore... (That's bad.... come on, Brain! COME ON!! YOU CAN DO IT!) Yeehaa... Anyway, was in the water for... quite a while. So that resulted in beautiful raisin skin, and my "buddy" said she felt like her skin was paper thin... So... Remember that the next time you consider staying in a pool for 6 hours... Oh, and you smell like chlorine the next two days.... Even though you shower plenty of times.....
But diving today was awesome. It's still weird to be able to breath under water, but it's really really cool...
Anyhoo, I need to sleep... Got an exam tomorrow, and also hoping for a sudden disease to knock me off my feet (oh my god what a lame sentence...), and to possibly make me so ill that I have to stay in Norway for aproximately 2 months... As long as it isn't the pig flu. That's... You just don't brag about that....
Anyway, Shalom, or something.

fredag 22. mai 2009

Questionmark - ? - Spørsmålstegn - Point d'interrigation

Yes. I wonder why those links I put in doesn't come up as link, links. That SUCKS!
Oh well. You can't have both a great looking blogg, AND links in it. The universe would collapse if I did.

DON'T GO THROUGH THE YELLOW DOOR!
Whatever you do. Wherever you are. Don't.

"Maybe I'll always wear a hat. Hat guy. The guy that always wears a hat."
Brilliant.
And also: JELLYBEAN!
That is the new word for cool. Did I mention that already? I honestly can't remember... Anyway. Use it. ... I think I HAVE mentioned it before...... Meh.... OK...

Go Frank Sinatra on somebody. That would be hillarious. Yeah!