Rubbish

Ooooooh!!!!
ARGH!
BAH!

There. It had to be said. If I hadn't, there would have been so much tension between us...

Anyway.. I composed a song, later this... evening...:

Where have all my good jokes gone
Long time passing
Where have all my good jokes gone
A long long time ago
....

Yeah..
And there it goes again. My humour that is.... Oh! If anyon know a Humour doctor, that can revive dead humour, please let me know..

Seriously... Why do I keep trying? I'm in serious, physical pain, almost, here...
Anyway...

NIGHT!
Girl power! :P

I got the Blues.

I got ble fingers. Blue is an awesome colour. I want to be blue. If I take a bath in cherry juice, maybe I'll be blue FOREVER! That would be kinda cool...
Blue IS a jellybean colour... Maybe I'll make a trend out of it (HAHA I wish...)...

Maybe we laughed a bit too loud, but at never hurt no-one...
Only the good die young...

Billy Joel.
He's real jelly.
Nah.. Doesn't sound the same in english...
Sticky... Jelly... Jellybean... Nah...
Anyway, LET'S BECOME ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN TOGETHER!
I've already told most of my friends that they have to be, but... I think the whole world should be. Or... Those who are older, should obviously be 140 and 150 etc, but as long as they pass 111, it's fine. So yeah. After we're 111, I'll demand that you become 120. Wich you obviously should. Because I'm always right.

Hey little girl

Oooooh Yeah. The little schelle bebe bist walking when we're holding her. And standing... Obviously... And also like to say "mamamamamama" a lot. I'm starting to think that that's all she's ever going to manage to say.... (She's sooo cute!)
But maybe she'stalking this weird unknown language, only diaper users can understand.
OH! But imagine how cool it would be, to just scream, and get whatever you wanted!
Oh yeah.
Everybodys dream. And especially to take care of something like that. I mean... I've never had a bigger dream than to become a mom, drop out of college/university, because of it, and/or work, JUST to take care of that ball of meat, vomit and poo. And sound.... A LOT of sound....
Oh yeah.
I mean... It's just so damn great.
And they are soooo cute! The way they scream and squirm in your arms... I just want to hug them!

Yeah..
Anyway, burn on you for not having cherries.
OH! And only two more months 'till I can go home!


I am, he is, you are, he is, you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
i'm crying
sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come......
I am the eggman (wooo) they are the eggmen(woooo), I am the walrus, Koo koo ka choo!
Jooba jooba jooba!

That was todays Random. Accually... Today's was basically just... Crap... Or Rubbish. Whatever you prefer. Except the chosen lyrics from "I am the Walrus" ofcourse.

Anyhoo...
Go play with Oui Oui.

Back in Blue...

I is back in Paris, baby, oooooh yeah.
I can finally continue my plotting against the French, and possibly also steal a tank and try to invade this lil' town... Like Mike. Only more successful :D (From Spaced.... In case you hadn't seen it... It is a highly recomended series!)
Anyway... The general population does think it is rather useful to know when and where their employers are coming home, right? Or is it just me, being weird?
Because when you send a message 3 or 4, and they come home 10.... Without a word....
Maybe it's my super-sensitive necromancing/mad scientist genes that are twitching?
oh...
And there they came...

Better close this bad stitching up, then...

SLIM CHANCE BITCH!

I GOT IT!
OH YEAH! I got the diver's lisence! (oh my god... Me and my bad jokes... They've been comming all day.... It must be the weather... Or a meteor that have a certain type of mineral/stone/whatever that kills my sense of humour...)
And along the way, I got upside/down, I got water into my ear (wich I still have.. yay..) and I held a flat-fish! :D
It was awesome... Truly jellybean.
Anyway.. I'm going back to Paris tomorr... Today... That'll be.. Interesting...
No more "familiar" friends for 2 months... That's like a really cool house arrest :P "Hey, you! You're grounded! Go to Paris! No good oldies frendos for you for at least 3 months!"

Nah.. anyway.... Hopefully Egypt'll happen... I think I've deserved that, Karma!

Oooooooh. Tiredness!